Army of Two

[AsylumSeeker]

Holy crap! In anticipation of "stimulus" checks (as if I need any more 'stimulus') I bought an Xbox 360 (last owned a decaying Nintendo).

Been hooked on "Army of Two", graphics outta the world even on an old tube TV. The sexy fem handler (name eludes me, old age lol) is worthy of a "game" all herself. Congrats to the designers who brought "her" to life.

Could usher in a whole new sex-filled genre <hoping>

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Holy crap! In anticipation of "stimulus" checks (as if I need any more 'stimulus') I bought an Xbox 360 (last owned a decaying Nintendo).

Been hooked on "Army of Two", graphics outta the world even on an old tube TV. The sexy fem handler (name eludes me, old age lol) is worthy of a "game" all herself. Congrats to the designers who brought "her" to life.

Could usher in a whole new sex-filled genre <hoping>

And Army of Two isn't even all that good of a game. You should try some others on the 360.

 

[kimbalee]

that must be why hubby is sequestered in gameroom for hours on end... lol

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Instead of playing with you? Sumpin wrong with that boy!

 

[kimbalee]

Instead of playing with you? Sumpin wrong with that boy!

well, he can't be playin with me ALL the time, lol.

 

[human_male]

I can't wait to get my 360. They're so many games coming out I'm horny about. I'm just waiting til they (if they ever do) get around to getting some new one with the 65nm chip down here.

 

[emap]

We finally got one two weeks ago. We are both addicted to Mass Effect at the moment, probably going to send it back next week though. Oh don't look at me like that it's rented and we're both getting tired of the conversations.

He's hoping for Army of Two, I haven't figured out what I want next, there's just so many interesting games. Maybe I'll be sneaky and stick the new Grand Theft Auto at the top of the list and tease him about there not being a hot coffee option.

 

[Lee Chambers]

I enjoyed this review of Army of Two.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...punctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

 

[kimbalee]

I enjoyed this review of Army of Two.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...punctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

OMG!! That was TOO funny! I'm gonna have to show him that one! Thanks for sharing... still laughing about it. He is hysterical.

 

[Liar]

I enjoyed this review of Army of Two.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...punctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

Yahtzee is awesome.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Yes, I feel the insatiable urge to salvage the Bush economy from total distruction by squandering my $600.

XBox, Porn, Bicycle... it makes no difference (Or even a dent in the in the Trillion Dollars per year Bush is squandering)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I can't wait to get my 360. They're so many games coming out I'm horny about. I'm just waiting til they (if they ever do) get around to getting some new one with the 65nm chip down here.

Sadly, it seems the new chips are failing just as fast as the old ones. Apparently it's back to the drawing board.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

We finally got one two weeks ago. We are both addicted to Mass Effect at the moment, probably going to send it back next week though. Oh don't look at me like that it's rented and we're both getting tired of the conversations.

He's hoping for Army of Two, I haven't figured out what I want next, there's just so many interesting games. Maybe I'll be sneaky and stick the new Grand Theft Auto at the top of the list and tease him about there not being a hot coffee option.

Mass Effect is an excellent game (and its got a lesbian nookie scene! )

Try Bioshock. It's also an amazingly addictive game plus the visuals are to die for.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I enjoyed this review of Army of Two.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...punctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

Now I have to forward that to all my geekie friends.

 

[human_male]

Sadly, it seems the new chips are failing just as fast as the old ones. Apparently it's back to the drawing board.

Oh dear. That's worrysome. Where did you hear that?

 

[Lee Chambers]

OMG!! That was TOO funny! I'm gonna have to show him that one! Thanks for sharing... still laughing about it. He is hysterical.

Check out some of his other reviews, they're all hilarious.

 

[Spawn_of_Cloudy]

You have a 360. My powers of video game awesomeness command you to buy Call of Duty 4 and Rock Band and soon GTA 4.

 

[Lee Chambers]

You have a 360. My powers of video game awesomeness command you to buy Call of Duty 4 and Rock Band and soon GTA 4.

In spite of all the good things I've heard about COD4 I'm still wary of it, mostly due to the horrific taste still in my mouth from COD2. Now I completely distrust anything that company puts out. Rock Band is tons of fun, I played it at the house of a friend of mine. As for GTA 4, I'm taking a wait and see approach. I greatly enjoyed the first three, but 1) Russians don't hold a lot of appeal for me and 2) I've played three versions of this game...eventually it gets a bit stale.

 

[kimbalee]

Mass Effect is an excellent game (and its got a lesbian nookie scene! )

Try Bioshock. It's also an amazingly addictive game plus the visuals are to die for.

Hubby loves Mass Effect... I got it for him for Christmas.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I enjoyed this review of Army of Two.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...punctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

OMG!! That was TOO funny! I'm gonna have to show him that one! Thanks for sharing... still laughing about it. He is hysterical.

Yahtzee is awesome.

I have been watching his reviews for months now, and have linked to him before. He is hilarious, even with games that I'm completely unfamiliar with. His reviews are a must for anyone that likes games and humor.

You have a 360. My powers of video game awesomeness command you to buy Call of Duty 4 and Rock Band and soon GTA 4.

Call of Duty is a love/hate franchise. I can't stand that type of game.

I am a fan of The Orange Box for PC though. I'm sure it's still fun for console people though.

I hear good things of Gears of War, but I haven't opened the box yet. I will have to get back to you on that.

 

[Lee Chambers]

I have to say I'm surprised at the number of people here who play video games.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Personally I love my Nintendo Wii, we finally managed to get one this past monday. It was a miracle really, especially considering they got their shipment before opening on sunday. Anyways...

Any of the Guitar Hero games rock, they have them on the 360 and are awful addicting...Rock Band is just as addicting but harder with the drums but vocal are easy...Not into the sports games or the first person shooter or GTA type of games so not too fond of the 360...

 

[Lee Chambers]

Personally I love my Nintendo Wii, we finally managed to get one this past monday. It was a miracle really, especially considering they got their shipment before opening on sunday. Anyways...

Any of the Guitar Hero games rock, they have them on the 360 and are awful addicting...Rock Band is just as addicting but harder with the drums but vocal are easy...Not into the sports games or the first person shooter or GTA type of games so not too fond of the 360...

Rock Band is great and I very much enjoy the drums. Although I have to note, with some amusement, that no one seems to have mentioned the Playstation 3.

 

[emap]

Yeah funny huh, it's supposed to be this awesome system and nobody I know has one. Doesn't help like half of their exclusive at release games are still not released and what is apparently isn't that great. Course what do you expect from Sony.

Anyway, we have Bioshock on the PC, don't think we will even rent it for the 360, we have Call of Duty 4 for PC as well, though he stuck it on the list. I beleive he really likes it.

Personally, I think it's well done and not another WW2 game at least, but I don't know, it's missing a few things, like women, a variable story line, and my own personal favorite, different looking outfits to put on.

I like it to don't get me wrong it's well done the controls are simple and work right almost every time, slight problem with running into nothing sometimes. I play it when I am mad at him, gets me not mad, eventually.

Oh Jenny the 360 is $350 now, we ordered it from Best Buy. $25 in tax and $15 to get it delivered semi fast so it cost us almost $400. He was like a little kid on Christmas the day it was to be delivered, it was so cute.

Anyway, you can go get yourself a 360, pick out a game and still have enough for like 6 porn movies. Or a bicycle if you got plenty of porn.

 

[kromen]

Im getting GTA4 but i'm not standing in line at midnite for it. Besides COD4, I also picked up Rainbow six 2 but I cant put down Burnout Paradise. Next on my list is Bully. I rented it and found myself going to class in there more than I did in college. Lol. But if GTA dont cut it, theres always Saints Row 2.