An Argument for Glow-In-The-Dark Lube

[Velvet Bubbles]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to place an arugment before you for the use of glow-in-the-dark lube. After hearing of the miraculous use of the glow-in-the-dark condom, it occurs to me that there could be a market for glow-in-the-dark lube. Just think of the possibilities. Never again would you be groping around in the dark for those hard to find places. Holes, which before were just on the edge of discovery when the lights went out, will now be displayed in technicolor green. And, of course, we're not just talking for use on women here. Imagine the possibilities of different tasting lube on a man's c**k. If a lady wishes to perform oral sex on her man no longer will she have to fumble for his rod. One swift coating of glow-in-the-dark lube, perhaps with a fresh taste of lime, and she will be good to find that particular organ of pleasure for at least an hour in the dark. Also, let's look at this from a more practical point of view. How many times have a man and a woman been alone in the dark of a bedroom with nothing more on their minds than to perform the beast with two backs? Then it takes you a few good minutes to get into the right position. Now with the generous application of glow-in-the-dark lube a man can hit his target, in the dark, from at least five foot away. But, of course, both c**k and hole will need to be lubed for this to work correctly. So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would kindly ask you to vote on my suggestion. And, please, feel free to add any comments of your own.

(This post was dictated to the poster by her very odd Master, who has a rather quirky sense of humor as I'm sure you have by now noticed.)

 

[WriterDom]

It's ok to say cock on a porn site.

 

[BiBunny]

I'd say take it a step farther and make the lube bottle glow in the dark. Do you know how frustrating it is to have the lights out and decide you want to do anal? The black lube bottle's lying in the floor somewhere, and you don't want to blind yourself by turning the damn light on. The glow-in-the-dark lube bottle would get rid of this problem.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

It's ok to say cock on a porn site.

I know, I know. I just try to not cuss if I can avoid it. Yes, I know in this instance it wouldn't be really, truly cussing. But ...

I'd say take it a step farther and make the lube bottle glow in the dark. Do you know how frustrating it is to have the lights out and decide you want to do anal? The black lube bottle's lying in the floor somewhere, and you don't want to blind yourself by turning the damn light on. The glow-in-the-dark lube bottle would get rid of this problem.

I actually really like this idea. Good on you! Someone needs to call those people.

 

[00Syd]

Sounds reasonable to me

 

[Gabe619]

You see! Three posts already. I knew this was a great idea! Now all I need to do is patent it ... of course I bet somewhere out there some other a**hole has already done it, damn it all.

Oh, and the glow in the dark bottle? Sheer brilliance Thinking outside the box, thats what I like to see

Odd? You are calling me odd Velvet? You feel your Master has lost his marbles? Is a sandwich short of a Sunday picnic? Not the sharpest tool in the box? Well thats just lovely isn't it. Remind me to spank you severly later

And yes I know I can say asshole on a pornsite, but it saves the earbashing I get from my sub .... anything for a quiet life

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

.. Odd? You are calling me odd Velvet? You feel your Master has lost his marbles? Is a sandwich short of a Sunday picnic? Not the sharpest tool in the box? Well thats just lovely isn't it. Remind me to spank you severly later

And yes I know I can say asshole on a pornsite, but it saves the earbashing I get from my sub .... anything for a quiet life

I never said anything about sandwiches or tools! Honest! I can, however, say like I rather immensely LIKE your "tool". Hehe. And you can't spank me, you're too far away! Neener, neener, neener. And I don't bash your ears. I'm too nice for that. <giggles>

 

[Gabe619]

I notice you didn't mention my sandwich, although I'm glad to hear of your devotion to my tool, we're both very happy to hear it ... me and my tool that is

And as for the distance between us? Well if you think the arm of the law is long, just you wait and see how long mine is ... my arm that is ... not my tool

Mind you you already know how long that is, don't you ... my tool that is ... not my arm.

Ok, enough rambling lets leave the nice ladies and gentlemen of the jury to their decision. Go play with your toys, Velvet, no more posts today.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

<pouts>

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Oh no! That counts as a post. Shoot. So does this one! <hides>

 

[Netzach]

Sorry, this is a better invention for other people.

I leave the lights on.

 

[WriterDom]

Well, it would be cool to see a glowing cock and asshole. But I like a little light. Candles are good.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I've actually seen a glow in the dark lube tube/bottle about 3-4 years ago in Oz. It's very rarely dark enough in our room to require anything with glow in the dark qualities though...and hey, groping can be more fun than getting it right first time.

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

It's ok to say cock on a porn site.

*gasp* YOU SAID THE C WORD!

I would use it once, for humor purposes. You know, don't tell K what it is, and then watch his expression when things LIGHT UP!

 

[rida]

But ... wouldn't your mouth get all glowy too?

 

[minx1]

You see! Three posts already. I knew this was a great idea! Now all I need to do is patent it ... of course I bet somewhere out there some other a**hole has already done it, damn it all.

Oh, and the glow in the dark bottle? Sheer brilliance Thinking outside the box, thats what I like to see

God I don't know how to break this to you Velvet hon....someone has already thought of it!

*nods* its in a shop round the corner for me. I almost bought it as a night light.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

*** I don't know how to break this to you Velvet hon....someone has already thought of it! *nods* its in a shop round the corner for me. I almost bought it as a night light.

Hehe. No. Gabe & I figured someone would end up posting a link to some store that sold it at some point. Gabe & I were having a silly discussion earlier today. And I mentioned how a friend had made a joke about the condoms making the light go on & off. Then he started wondering if they made lube that glowed. Which got us thinking about starting a thread. And he's got such a silly sense of humor that I figured people would enjoy it. And we were curious what sort of conversations might start up because of it. There you are. Now you know. So where's the link?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'd say take it a step farther and make the lube bottle glow in the dark. Do you know how frustrating it is to have the lights out and decide you want to do anal? The black lube bottle's lying in the floor somewhere, and you don't want to blind yourself by turning the damn light on. The glow-in-the-dark lube bottle would get rid of this problem.

WORD. *nods, nods*

or perhaps they could market a lube bottle with a clapper on it. Clap twice, it lights up.

*thinks further about this, realizes the number of clapping sounds possible in a situation like that...*

Okay, maybe not.

bj

 

[jockdom]

Chilli Flavour? Ouchy

 

[TenJed69]

You know what I hate about lube? It's ICKY. The outside of the bottle gets ICKY.

Someone needs to invent a type of lube that just evaporates after a few moments of being outside the bottle if it isn't in contact with someone's genitals or anus.

 

[Primalex]

Someone needs to invent a type of lube that just evaporates after a few moments of being outside the bottle if it isn't in contact with someone's genitals or anus.

If you have lube that is intelligent enough to know what it is applied on, it won't take long and it will fight for lubemancipation in the bedroom.

 

[Fuckette]

I think glow in the dark lube could get me into some trouble.

 

[Xelebes]

If it glows, it's good in my books. I love a whole Tron/Cyber themed kind of scene.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

If it glows, it's good in my books. I love a whole Tron/Cyber themed kind of scene.

<grins> I enjoyed that movie.

 

[Xelebes]

Yes, but would you deck it out in full cyber/alienwear?