Bistro Bijou

[RhymeSmith]

Bet I could recruit Homburg to assist in wrasslin' me to the ground. Not that you'd need the help, but I like the picture too much to not at least suggest it...

I think Hom's talents would better be utilized if I just held you still...

Hey Hom... you ever work with a cross?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I think Hom's talents would better be utilized if I just held you still...

now I totally have the vapors.

 

[RhymeSmith]

*chuckles with a cruel smile*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*chuckles with a cruel smile*

*chuckles right back atcha*

Am I right in my guess that you also have a beard and moustache, like so many of my favorite people around here? Is that hirsute AV perhaps an actual pic of you?

*off to find the fainting couch*

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

Am I right in my guess that you also have a beard and moustache, like so many of my favorite people around here? Is that hirsute AV perhaps an actual pic of you?

...busted...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

...busted...

*more vapors*

*and a call on the Princess phone*

bj

 

[Anschul]

Well well well well well!

One thing, though. I'm hanging a sign over the bar. It says simply,

People, people.
It's a PORN BOARD.

No, the Bistro need not be closed while I'm serving as virtual love slave in exchange for the virtual beef wellington (*snarf, snarf, munch, gulp, mumble, mmmm*)

I'll just be in the walk-in in back a lot more frequently than usual. And it isn't polite to comment on how the kneepads ruin the cut of my jeans.

Loststar, I'll tie ya up, honey. I can at least do a little amateur shibari while we're waiting for Hat-boy to get a little less distracted by the east coast...I really only know one tie, but it's kinda hawt. I'd love some practice. Maybe Friday at the Queen Party.

ohai that's a reason to come to Kansas. Friday (tomorrow) we're having our annual Queen of the Fucking Universe Party at our bar. Women will be in crowns. We elect a King of Misrule and a Court Jester from among the men. Election is drunken and arbitrary. I will be in full-bore princess gear, and I haven't addressed this year's crown yet but I believe it will be made of skulls.

See? Kansas is way weirder than u think.

bienvenue. Namaste.
bj

No, my sweet, Kansas is exactly as weird as I remember.

And uhm speaking of baking, Cheffy help! I got my sourdough starters today. I gotta make a proofing box to activate them? Can't I just put my oven on warm for about 30 seconds so it's around 90 degrees (and check it with an oven thermometer) when I start to activate the culture? I need help! Who knew baking was so hard? How come those grizzled old 49er's could make sourdough every day and I'm freaked by it? I suck at chemistry! I was an English major.

Yes you can. The temperature's the thing.

Well I look foward to being tied by whomever wants to do it:

If any body wants any thing let me know, I'll be tending bar for a little while

I'd do it, but Bijou is keeping me rather busy in the back. * chuckles wickedly*

 

[Anschul]

And might I add, I've never seen or heard such deplorable behavior from so many people in one place.

I'M PROUD OF ALL OF YOU!!!!

I'll be there tomorrow night. With bells on!!!
[size=-2]* I took them from Annie when she wasn't looking. She felt something, but her eyes just rolled into the back of her head and she smiled. *[/size]

 

[sassynyc]

~

meanwhie, all the pots have boiled over, and that smoke detector is going off.
who's manning the kitchen?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

There's certainly a lot of evil chuckling going on around here today.

My life, it seems, is quite, quite good. I will say a special little prayer tonight for assistance as I try to be worthy of such happiness.

Secretly, I'm a terrible person. So any punishment is more than welcome.

bj

eta: Sassy, indeed the bistro is regularly completely out of control, but that's what amoral squalor is all about... welcome, darlin', and if no one seems to be around and there are funny animal noises coming from the walk-in, you're always free to just wander back and help yourself to whatever you like.

including food and drink...

bj

 

[loststar]

Well as our chef is quite ahh ........occupied I shall be creating the most scrumtous sandwiches and salads around, I'll just leave these on the bar feel free to grab one on your way to the back.

 

[Homburg]

Loststar, I'll tie ya up, honey. I can at least do a little amateur shibari while we're waiting for Hat-boy to get a little less distracted by the east coast...I really only know one tie, but it's kinda hawt. I'd love some practice. Maybe Friday at the Queen Party. bj

I am a teensy wee bit distracted.

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It occurs to me that I'm very good at Cat's Cradle, which my dad taught me when I was a kidlet. I mean I can make bridges and witchy hats and stuff. I bet I could do that shibari thing, too (eh Homie!?). I can't tie ee up though. He argues way too much, and besides I need him to put my new baker's rack together.

Of course. Come down to VA and I will give you free lessons. It's good, clean family fun!

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Ange sweet, this tie would leave his arms free for construction, while ensuring that he remembers his basic priorities....

Sloppy knotwork!

I have behaved in less than a completely enlightened manner today. Somebody spank me.

bj

I'll be your huckleberry.

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Bet I could recruit Homburg to assist in wrasslin' me to the ground. Not that you'd need the help, but I like the picture too much to not at least suggest it...

bj

You've been lusting after this image for a while now, haven't you? Did I tell you about my new lil resistance play toy? It's a pair of quick rope cuffs that are tied in a very ingenious way. They slip adjust on but won't pull out. Very handy toys. I used them recently in some impromptu resistance play. Absurdly hot.

Remind me to send you an inspirational photo, though I'm sorry to say that they hurt a little bit when they're on

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I think Hom's talents would better be utilized if I just held you still...

Hey Hom... you ever work with a cross?

St' Andrew's Cross? Yep. Regular cross, no. And I don't mind someone holding her down. It might make things more fun

 

[RhymeSmith]

St' Andrew's Cross? Yep. Regular cross, no. And I don't mind someone holding her down. It might make things more fun

I knew we were kindred spirits. I think I've got one in the garage...

 

[RhymeSmith]

Uh-Oh... duty calls. I'll have to get back to you. Everyone have a great night!

 

[Homburg]

I knew we were kindred spirits. I think I've got one in the garage...

I just use my squat rack. It's more adjustable, sturdier, and easier to explain

 

[Tzara]

Sloppy knotwork!

Artists. So touchy.

Yikes.



Um, could I maybe have a glass of some inoffensive white? One with some, or well, perhaps not much, character?

Gosh, thanks. (*glug glug glug glug glug*)

Uuurp. Scusi.

Sorry. Bad day.

 

[champagne1982]

Artists. So touchy.

Yikes.



Um, could I maybe have a glass of some inoffensive white? One with some, or well, perhaps not much, character?

Gosh, thanks. (*glug glug glug glug glug*)

Uuurp. Scusi.

Sorry. Bad day.

Here's to a better day tomorrow. They all can't be bad days, can they?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Spring is definitely here my Lilac is in full flower and the first Mossie of the year has taken a lump out of me *scratch scratch*

 

[sassynyc]

There's certainly a lot of evil chuckling going on around here today.

My life, it seems, is quite, quite good. I will say a special little prayer tonight for assistance as I try to be worthy of such happiness.

Secretly, I'm a terrible person. So any punishment is more than welcome.

bj

eta: Sassy, indeed the bistro is regularly completely out of control, but that's what amoral squalor is all about... welcome, darlin', and if no one seems to be around and there are funny animal noises coming from the walk-in, you're always free to just wander back and help yourself to whatever you like.

including food and drink...

bj

ms. bijou, thank you kindly for the welcome to your bistro. once i'm settled in and comfortable with my environs, i will feel free to take part in the mayhem, wholeheartedly. if you and Anschul keep this up, we may have to start feeding ourselves and pourin' our own drinks. for your sake, bj, i hope it's well liquor

 

[RhymeSmith]

Today is going to be crazier than usual. I'll pop in whenever I can, but it won't be often, or for long...

I just use my squat rack. It's more adjustable, sturdier, and easier to explain

That has definite merit, especially for spontaniety... A cross, however, rigged with appropriate blocks and lines, allows certain suspension positions that a power rack might make difficult... on the other hand, it gives me some ideas... let's see... two sizes of titanium tubing, diamond hacksaw and drill bits, MIG... yeah!

I confess. I really just wanted to see how you would artistically integrate kinbaku and the cross. The only visually pleasing aspect of my apparatus is the display and positioning of the contents, since I use industrial-grade Velcro for binding. Of course, for comfort's sake, the backing of wrist and ankle bindings is padded with medium-density foam, and a weight-belt provides short-term support for the torso.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

ms. bijou, thank you kindly for the welcome to your bistro. once i'm settled in and comfortable with my environs, i will feel free to take part in the mayhem, wholeheartedly. if you and Anschul keep this up, we may have to start feeding outselves and pourin' our own drinks. for your sake, bj, i hope it's well liquor

beware of drunken men with ropes ......

Today is going to be crazier than usual. I'll pop in whenever I can, but it won't be often, or for long...



That has definite merit, especially for spontaniety... A cross, however, rigged with appropriate blocks and lines, allows certain suspension positions that a power rack might make difficult... on the other hand, it gives me some ideas... let's see... two sizes of titanium tubing, diamond hacksaw and drill bits, MIG... yeah!

I confess. I really just wanted to see how you would artistically integrate kinbaku and the cross. The only visually pleasing aspect of my apparatus is the display and positioning of the contents, since I use industrial-grade Velcro for binding. Of course, for comfort's sake, the backing of wrist and ankle bindings is padded with medium-density foam, and a weight-belt provides short-term support for the torso.

Not popping in for long? No change there then ....... 3 minutes tops (including foreplay!)? >>>>>>>>runs

 

[RhymeSmith]

Not popping in for long? No change there then ....... 3 minutes tops (including foreplay!)? >>>>>>>>runs

Ack! I am wounded! Could it be that someone is feeling neglected?

Hey Hom! I think we have another volunteer!

 

[Anschul]

Sassy, indeed the bistro is regularly completely out of control, but that's what amoral squalor is all about... welcome, darlin', and if no one seems to be around and there are funny animal noises coming from the walk-in, you're always free to just wander back and help yourself to whatever you like.

bj

OMG. This gets better all the time. Wish I'd known about Beef Wellington sooner. I'd have made it much sooner. On the other hand, I'm not sure I will be able to take much more than a week (or maybe two) of this...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ack! I am wounded! Could it be that someone is feeling neglected?

Hey Hom! I think we have another volunteer!

Tut and there was me just about to kiss your wound better

 

[RhymeSmith]

Tut and there was me just about to kiss your wound better

That sounds good. You kiss mine, I'll lick yours... we'll both feel better!