Do you have any naughtypacks at home?

[The_Fool]

I thought I practiced bawdy, until I double-checked the Old English meaning.

I don't believe I do. Pimping is not exactly in my job description.

What about primping? In the nude of course.

 

[Guest]

What about primping? In the nude of course.

Hmm, let me think.

Nude, yes.

Pimping, no.

*snipped for AV*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh you gorgeous thing, you! I am definitely setting up my easel next March. And all portraits are on the house.

 

[Guest]

Oh you gorgeous thing, you! I am definitely setting up my easel next March. And all portraits are on the house.

Portraits? Oooh. You'll be quite a popular man at the meet.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ooo, I hope so. Trading drawings for kisses . . . I could get into that!

 

[Guest]

Ooo, I hope so. Trading drawings for kisses . . . I could get into that!

You'll be very busy.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Good. I've spent my entire life in a constant dread of boredom. Busy is good. Busy doing something I like is better. Busy doing something I like and being rewarded for it is best!