Bistro Bijou

[normal jean]

Please sir can I have pesto gnocchi?



depends if you like big nips or not ....




I hope you realise too how special you are too NJ



Still a bit subdued this morning but unless I had just said you would never know I have the perfect poker face what I feel I feel inside it doesn't reach the front window. Must come from my golden rule ... don't frown you will get wrinkles. Actually I have a portrait in the attic that does all my frowning for me. Oh and welcome to this den of iniquity now I must find someone to help me extract a lingering bell *wanders off bow legged n jingling*

window shopping with Dorian Gray

as if tossing a single glance would break
his emotional bank, he ignored her
like the morning glare on an east facing window
he was arrogant, and she was merely a fleck
on the ass of his self important life

he gestured for the aid of his partner
who had designed those fancy windows
forever, he was more concerned
with the appearance of lines around his eyes
than the condition of his crumbling stature

that painting in the background, the one
with the frolicking children appeared
in every season, in every theme, it stayed
there, among the trappings and gilded
wrappings of an artist in utter despair

i'm sure I heard him lament the existence
of thinners and towels, the peculiar airs
of those society fraus, with their wealthy
husbands and tacky faux pearls

a fright, yes indeed he explained as he turned
the corner and stepped full stride
into the path of an oncoming train

but what mattered, of course
he made a handsome corpse.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Golden rule number 2 ... Look where you are going
........^...... number 3 ... Wear decent underwear

 

[loststar]

Annie I love your av, it makes me smile, just poped in for a quick cup of joe before work. Hope all is well in the world, and I leave kisses fo all those that enter here.

 

[Homburg]

And I have one question; if homberg and bj were each others alts, then who is flying to kansas to tie me up?

Me. I am the Real Homburg.

----

depends if you like big nips or not ....

Depends. How rough can I be?

*snaps teeth together*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Annie I love your av, it makes me smile, just poped in for a quick cup of joe before work. Hope all is well in the world, and I leave kisses fo all those that enter here.:kiss

who is joe? and does the pope know?

Me. I am the Real Homburg.

----



Depends. How rough can I be?

*snaps teeth together*

bloody hellfire *winces*

 

[Homburg]

bloody hellfire *winces*

I've had some nipples bleed afterwards (play piercings, yum), and have been looking at trying some fireplay, so if that is what you are into....

 

[UnderYourSpell]

What's fire play ? nobody but nobody is burning my long wiggly puppy noses

 

[Homburg]

What's fire play ? nobody but nobody is burning my long wiggly puppy noses

No fire? Time for :caning: !

 

[UnderYourSpell]

OOPS lol !!!!!!!!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Just for you!
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn276/itsannier/smileyflashingboobs.gif

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well well well well well!

Looks like the dramallama wandered by while I was out. I'm going to stay quiet and wish namaste to everyone involved.

One thing, though. I'm hanging a sign over the bar. It says simply,

People, people.
It's a PORN BOARD.

No, the Bistro need not be closed while I'm serving as virtual love slave in exchange for the virtual beef wellington (*snarf, snarf, munch, gulp, mumble, mmmm*)

I'll just be in the walk-in in back a lot more frequently than usual. And it isn't polite to comment on how the kneepads ruin the cut of my jeans.

Loststar, I'll tie ya up, honey. I can at least do a little amateur shibari while we're waiting for Hat-boy to get a little less distracted by the east coast...I really only know one tie, but it's kinda hawt. I'd love some practice. Maybe Friday at the Queen Party.

ohai that's a reason to come to Kansas. Friday (tomorrow) we're having our annual Queen of the Fucking Universe Party at our bar. Women will be in crowns. We elect a King of Misrule and a Court Jester from among the men. Election is drunken and arbitrary. I will be in full-bore princess gear, and I haven't addressed this year's crown yet but I believe it will be made of skulls.

See? Kansas is way weirder than u think.

bienvenue. Namaste.
bj

 

[Angeline]

Well well well well well!

Looks like the dramallama wandered by while I was out. I'm going to stay quiet and wish namaste to everyone involved.

One thing, though. I'm hanging a sign over the bar. It says simply,

People, people.
It's a PORN BOARD.

No, the Bistro need not be closed while I'm serving as virtual love slave in exchange for the virtual beef wellington (*snarf, snarf, munch, gulp, mumble, mmmm*)

I'll just be in the walk-in in back a lot more frequently than usual. And it isn't polite to comment on how the kneepads ruin the cut of my jeans.

Loststar, I'll tie ya up, honey. I can at least do a little amateur shibari while we're waiting for Hat-boy to get a little less distracted by the east coast...I really only know one tie, but it's kinda hawt. I'd love some practice. Maybe Friday at the Queen Party.

ohai that's a reason to come to Kansas. Friday (tomorrow) we're having our annual Queen of the Fucking Universe Party at our bar. Women will be in crowns. We elect a King of Misrule and a Court Jester from among the men. Election is drunken and arbitrary. I will be in full-bore princess gear, and I haven't addressed this year's crown yet but I believe it will be made of skulls.

See? Kansas is way weirder than u think.

bienvenue. Namaste.
bj

It occurs to me that I'm very good at Cat's Cradle, which my dad taught me when I was a kidlet. I mean I can make bridges and witchy hats and stuff. I bet I could do that shibari thing, too (eh Homie!?). I can't tie ee up though. He argues way too much, and besides I need him to put my new baker's rack together.

And uhm speaking of baking, Cheffy help! I got my sourdough starters today. I gotta make a proofing box to activate them? Can't I just put my oven on warm for about 30 seconds so it's around 90 degrees (and check it with an oven thermometer) when I start to activate the culture? I need help! Who knew baking was so hard? How come those grizzled old 49er's could make sourdough every day and I'm freaked by it? I suck at chemistry! I was an English major.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ange sweet, this tie would leave his arms free for construction, while ensuring that he remembers his basic priorities....


or as we say around my house, Always Obey the In-House Pussy.

I have behaved in less than a completely enlightened manner today. Somebody spank me.

bj

 

[loststar]

Well I look foward to being tied by whomever wants to do it I cant wait for tommrow, those of you not in Kansas are really missing out. Perhaps we can post a few pictures. I was just reading through the old posts on this thread, and all I have to say is page 39 Hope every one is well, I have set out some fruit and wine, as well as crackers and other nice munchies while we are waiting for our wonderful chefs. If any body wants any thing let me know, I'll be tending bar for a little while

 

[Shankara20]

I'm serving as virtual love slave in exchange for the virtual beef wellington (*snarf, snarf, munch, gulp, mumble, mmmm*)

no - I'm very sure that Babette did not serve a Wellington...

ohai that's a reason to come to Kansas. Friday (tomorrow) we're having our annual Queen of the Fucking Universe Party at our bar. Women will be in crowns. We will erect a King of Misrule and a Court Jester from among the men. Ejaculation is drunken and not arbitrary - all must cum. I will be in full-bore princess gear, and I haven't addressed this year's crown yet but I believe it will be made of skulls.

See? Kansas is way weirder than u think.

bienvenue. Namaste.


bj

no need to thank me for making a slight correction to your text....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

no - I'm very sure that Babette did not serve a Wellington...




no need to thank me for making a slight correction to your text....

*laughing and applauding*

indeed! So I'll be seeing you there tomorrow night, then? I think we can arrange a bit of extra activity out in back behind the bar.

I've been known to do the occasional flogging back there...

back THERE.

bj

 

[Shankara20]

*laughing and applauding*

indeed! So I'll be seeing you there tomorrow night, then? I think we can arrange a bit of extra activity out in back behind the bar.

I've been known to do the occasional flogging back there...

back THERE.

bj

as one Kansan to another - should I not make it to your flogging this Friday rest assured I will at least give my monkey a good spanking while thinking of you...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

as one Kansan to another - should I not make it to your flogging this Friday rest assured I will at least give my monkey a good spanking while thinking of you...

It is my fondest wish to inspire such behavior.

One of these days, Sri Shankara-ji-sama...

bj

 

[Angeline]

Ange sweet, this tie would leave his arms free for construction, while ensuring that he remembers his basic priorities....


or as we say around my house, Always Obey the In-House Pussy.

I have behaved in less than a completely enlightened manner today. Somebody spank me.

bj

Here ya go~

:caning:

Hey! Stop enjoying it so much!

 

[Shankara20]

It is my fondest wish to inspire such behavior.

One of these days, Sri Shankara-ji-sama...

bj

inspire, indeed you do -

and the fact that you enjoy my self-love photos does inspire as well

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Here ya go~

:caning:

Hey! Stop enjoying it so much!

Can't help it. I'm just that kinda grrrrl. Maybe I should have asked for something more genuinely punitive...

inspire, indeed you do -

and the fact that you enjoy my self-love photos does inspire as well

And besides, LOOKIT what Shanka-sama posted in his thread.

I laughed for ten goddamn minutes.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well I look foward to being tied by whomever wants to do it I cant wait for tommrow, those of you not in Kansas are really missing out. Perhaps we can post a few pictures. I was just reading through the old posts on this thread, and all I have to say is page 39 Hope every one is well, I have set out some fruit and wine, as well as crackers and other nice munchies while we are waiting for our wonderful chefs. If any body wants any thing let me know, I'll be tending bar for a little while

Reread page 39 too and heyyyyy Smitty you never got collared bout time you did don't you think?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Reread page 39 too and heyyyyy Smitty you never got collared bout time you did don't you think?

I don't think we ever got a final vote on who was going to collar who. As I remember, there were two coffee cans available for donations, and whoever made the most got the collar.

Do we have votes?

Either way, I win... I'm just that kind of flexible grrrrl.

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

Reread page 39 too and heyyyyy Smitty you never got collared bout time you did don't you think?

We both fell asleep. Just as well. I've always been more comfortable holding the leash than wearing the collar. That also is just as well. Hard to find a fashionable collar for a 22-inch neck.

Sorry ladies. Sometimes you have to strike while the iron is hot -- or while the mark has had 'way too much Laphroaig. Not to worry though. I'm often willing to entertain in other ways...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

We both fell asleep. Just as well. I've always been more comfortable holding the leash than wearing the collar. That also is just as well. Hard to find a fashionable collar for a 22-inch neck.

Sorry ladies. Sometimes you have to strike while the iron is hot -- or while the mark has had 'way too much Laphroaig. Not to worry though. I'm often willing to entertain in other ways...

If you have a 22-inch neck then you are the sort who is more than welcome to put a collar on me, so long as you like Sammy types.

Bet I could recruit Homburg to assist in wrasslin' me to the ground. Not that you'd need the help, but I like the picture too much to not at least suggest it...

bj