Bistro Bijou

[Anschul]

Zen supper tonight. Broiled chicken breasts with lemon, butter, and garlic, sugar snap peas sauteed lightly in butter, and a light touch of toasted-almond and green onion bulghar pilaf. Eat hearty, and I'm thinking taking requests for tomorrow night. Maybe I'll make Thursday request night.
Anything special I can make for you, Annie my dear?
Chefzilla

 

[Homburg]

Never never again will I comment on anyones poetry if I say I like it I am shot in the back and if I don't I am slandered.. anyway don't spose I could do without u hoi polloi so hugs all round tomorrow is another day

Proper.

Now then, show us yer tits, love.


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no no no you have to go comment on all my little poops and tell me how wonderful they are.

I'll even tell you all my secret alts so you can tell me they're wonderful too.

hint: I am actually Homburg.

bj

Lying witch!!

_I_ am unpredictablebijou. She's an alt I created to express my feminine side.

 

[Anschul]

Never never again will I comment on anyones poetry if I say I like it I am shot in the back and if I don't I am slandered.. anyway don't spose I could do without u hoi polloi so hugs all round tomorrow is another day

If you fail to comment on my wonderful works of art, it's gruel for you, and Please, Sir, you may NOT have some more! (Unless its...)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Zen supper tonight. Broiled chicken breasts with lemon, butter, and garlic, sugar snap peas sauteed lightly in butter, and a light touch of toasted-almond and green onion bulghar pilaf. Eat hearty, and I'm thinking taking requests for tomorrow night. Maybe I'll make Thursday request night.
Anything special I can make for you, Annie my dear?
Chefzilla

Git our lil cowgrrrl a big ol hot fudge sundae and some more bells for that morris dancing outfit she was into earlier, before she got distracted.

And whatever else her little heart desires.

As a very general request, you should know that I have a standing offer to be a love slave for a week to anyone who makes me beef wellington.

once, not so long ago, I actually had to pay up.

Proper.

Now then, show us yer tits, love.

Seconded. Let's just get our priorities back where they belong. Amoral squalor. On a porn board.
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Lying witch!!

_I_ am unpredictablebijou. She's an alt I created to express my feminine side.

*cracking up!*

o you're killin' me.

too bad though - apparently I've been occasionally mistaken for a man on this board. which is odd, but pleases me to no end.

so much for yer feminine side.

 

[Eluard]

too bad though - apparently I've been occasionally mistaken for a man on this board. which is odd, but pleases me to no end.

so much for yer feminine side.

I always thought you were James Brolin.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I always thought you were James Brolin.

If I were married to La Streisand, she'd think twice about calling me 'Daddy', that's for damn sure.

I'm actually James Mason.

In Lolita.

bj

 

[Eluard]

If I were married to La Streisand, she'd think twice about calling me 'Daddy', that's for damn sure.

I'm actually James Mason.

In Lolita.

bj

Well that's disappointing. Now if you were James Mason in North by Northwest then that would be something.

"Not very sporting — using real bullets."

 

[LeBroz]

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bj can't be accused of suffering from multiple-personality disorder — she has a firm handle on all her personalities; just ask them.

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[Homburg]

too bad though - apparently I've been occasionally mistaken for a man on this board. which is odd, but pleases me to no end.

so much for yer feminine side.

I am a Man, and one with an abundance of testosterone. My feminine side would be rather butch.

 

[Anschul]

Git our lil cowgrrrl a big ol hot fudge sundae and some more bells for that morris dancing outfit she was into earlier, before she got distracted.

And whatever else her little heart desires.

One big ol' hot fudge sundae with extra nuts(!) coming up. And I think I might have whatever else her heart desires!

As a very general request, you should know that I have a standing offer to be a love slave for a week to anyone who makes me beef wellington.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Menu for tomorrow includes beef Wellington for breakfast, and the Bistro will be closed for...ahhh...remodeling...yeah, that's it...remodeling...for the next week.

too bad though - apparently I've been occasionally mistaken for a man on this board. which is odd, but pleases me to no end.

so much for yer feminine side.

And there'll be NO mistaking bj for a man for the next week while we're......ahhhhh......remodeling.....yeah, that's it.....remodeling......

 

[sassynyc]

on the menu

And there'll be NO mistaking bj for a man for the next week while we're......ahhhhh......remodeling.....yeah, that's it.....remodeling......

the bistro's closing for repairs already? and on my first visit.
if by chance, errr...... remodeling.... is put on hold and the bistro is open, i'd be obliged to bring dessert. mama taught me to never show up empty handed. Anschul, how do you feel about a lemoncello tiramisu with fresh blueberries?

 

[loststar]

hi every one just stoped in to say hello, if you ever want to cry watch million dollar baby, oh it just broke my heart.

Please dont let people get to you, it really isnt worth it to let them cause you any kind of agony, come here, let me hold you and kiss it all better, and if it will make you feel better, ill put bells on and dance too.

And I have one question; if homberg and bj were each others alts, then who is flying to kansas to tie me up?

 

[normal jean]

Maybe I was or the recipient took it as such but when it comes to child abuse or poems about it I do tend to let rip when I should just keep quiet. It wasn't just that the poet was upset ... that I expected .. it was what I got called. Maybe I should just give this site a miss for a while I thought I had let my childhood all go but seems not and at least anywhere else I go I am less likely to be called a child molester

hugs sweet annie

please don't let mean email send your bright and starry soul away from here. I know I dont say much, but I sure would miss you.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Does it make me lazy that my favorite desert is baked Chinese pears cored and filled with maple syrup?

I suspect it does.

Good luck with the repairs, Bijou.

 

[sassynyc]

thx

Pandora, thanks for the poem and the welcome over on higgledy piggledy

 

[sassynyc]

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i just wanted to say, even though i don't know most of you too well, i love that you're all going to bat for UnderYourSpell. i've had the occasion to speak to her once only, and she was perfectly nice to me. and from the threads, i've never heard a cross word about her. i think it's amazing that she's affected so many people here, and i'm glad you treat her like she was your own flesh and blood. i hope you're smilin' girl. these folks are ready to circle the wagons for you

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Zen supper tonight. Broiled chicken breasts with lemon, butter, and garlic, sugar snap peas sauteed lightly in butter, and a light touch of toasted-almond and green onion bulghar pilaf. Eat hearty, and I'm thinking taking requests for tomorrow night. Maybe I'll make Thursday request night.
Anything special I can make for you, Annie my dear?
Chefzilla

Please sir can I have pesto gnocchi?

Proper.

Now then, show us yer tits, love.


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Lying witch!!

_I_ am unpredictablebijou. She's an alt I created to express my feminine side.

depends if you like big nips or not ....

hugs sweet annie

please don't let mean email send your bright and starry soul away from here. I know I dont say much, but I sure would miss you.

I hope you realise too how special you are too NJ

i just wanted to say, even though i don't know most of you too well, i love that you're all going to bat for UnderYourSpell. i've had the occasion to speak to her once only, and she was perfectly nice to me. and from the threads, i've never heard a cross word about her. i think it's amazing that she's affected so many people here, and i'm glad you treat her like she was your own flesh and blood. i hope you're smilin' girl. these folks are ready to circle the wagons for you

Still a bit subdued this morning but unless I had just said you would never know I have the perfect poker face what I feel I feel inside it doesn't reach the front window. Must come from my golden rule ... don't frown you will get wrinkles. Actually I have a portrait in the attic that does all my frowning for me. Oh and welcome to this den of iniquity now I must find someone to help me extract a lingering bell *wanders off bow legged n jingling*

 

[RhymeSmith]

... now I must find someone to help me extract a lingering bell

Oh... sorry love...
*jingle.. jingle...gratuitous manipulation of your pleasure centers...jingle*
**pop!**

..there you go!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wow you can ring my bell anytime

 

[RhymeSmith]

glad to service you... er... be of service!

 

[Anschul]

the bistro's closing for repairs already? and on my first visit.
if by chance, errr...... remodeling.... is put on hold and the bistro is open, i'd be obliged to bring dessert. mama taught me to never show up empty handed. Anschul, how do you feel about a lemoncello tiramisu with fresh blueberries?

Limoncello tiramisu coming right up--I think I'm in love!!

Does it make me lazy that my favorite desert is baked Chinese pears cored and filled with maple syrup?



I suspect it does.

Good luck with the repairs, Bijou.

And no, it doesn't make you lazy--It just shows you have impeccable taste. Isn't it amazing that all you sexpots go for the dessert first? Just an observation.

[size=+1]The Bistro is not REALLY closing[/size]--
I was just working on loosening some Kansas britches (wouldn't be the first time)--hey, she promised to be my sex slave!!! Besides, I would miss all you guys. First round today is on me.

 

[Anschul]

And by the way, Annie, I think the girl looking back at you in the mirror is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

don't know what to say my flaba has never been so ghasted

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Pandora, thanks for the poem and the welcome over on higgledy piggledy

You're welcome. Thanks for being a muse! I hope you enjoy your time on the forums, here, and write lots of poems.

 

[Anschul]

You're welcome. Thanks for being a muse! I hope you enjoy your time on the forums, here, and write lots of poems.

I've noticed this, but neglected to mention it before: What an incredible shade of lipstick. Can I have a taste?