Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo

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Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo
Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 8:11:22 pm PDT

“What was left was tiny.”

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ...

“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said. “But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
 
and they wonder why Africa is still

Africa

as it has been for centuries:rolleyes:
 
Sounds like a good idea for a sitcom or one of my warped stories. It beats watching "Shark Week" for you guys watching US cable TV.
 
They use the same trick on zombis in Haiti. The victims believe in the magic, that's the secret.
 
Hey Freddy

Sorta reminds me of the story where some Mooseshit cuntry told its "people"

not to eat bananas from Israel as the JEWS were using then fruit to make em sterile:rolleyes:
 
Oh well...I still have more humor & satire stories than anyone else on this website.

But wait I could film a movie....
 
and they wonder why Africa is still

Africa

as it has been for centuries:rolleyes:

Hey hey hey now, Africa has done pretty well for itself. Egypt, of course, and Nubia, Meroe, Aksum.... Carthage actually fought with Rome, and was pretty evenly matched for most of it. Tariq ibn Ziyad led the conquest of Andalus. The Almohads, Fatimids and Ayyubids were huge powers in their day. The Songhai empire stretched from Ghana to Morocco at its height, and Kanem-Bornu had diplomats in Italy, Turkey and Libya. Not to mention the Zulu (who defeated the British at one point), or the Mahist ansar. While Europe was in the dark ages the Swahili, Shona and Mande were wealthy on the trade in gold, slaves, ivory and salt.

Besides which, don't be so quick to point fingers. Sure, black Africans may believe in penis stealing witches, magical mermaids and all kinds of other weird shit, but so do Americans.

Hell, white middle class Americans STILL believe they can make money by sending all of their bank accounts to Nigerian con men.

How many Americans believe in young earth Creationism? How many believe in UFOs and bigfoot? How many believe that diet pills can make you loose weight or enhance your penis? How many believe the government caused 11-9?
 
Hey hey hey now, Africa has done pretty well for itself. Egypt, of course, and Nubia, Meroe, Aksum.... Carthage actually fought with Rome, and was pretty evenly matched for most of it. Tariq ibn Ziyad led the conquest of Andalus. The Almohads, Fatimids and Ayyubids were huge powers in their day. The Songhai empire stretched from Ghana to Morocco at its height, and Kanem-Bornu had diplomats in Italy, Turkey and Libya. Not to mention the Zulu (who defeated the British at one point), or the Mahist ansar. While Europe was in the dark ages the Swahili, Shona and Mande were wealthy on the trade in gold, slaves, ivory and salt.

Besides which, don't be so quick to point fingers. Sure, black Africans may believe in penis stealing witches, magical mermaids and all kinds of other weird shit, but so do Americans.

Hell, white middle class Americans STILL believe they can make money by sending all of their bank accounts to Nigerian con men.

How many Americans believe in young earth Creationism? How many believe in UFOs and bigfoot? How many believe that diet pills can make you loose weight or enhance your penis? How many believe the government caused 11-9?


I like this newbie.
 
Hey Freddy

Sorta reminds me of the story where some Mooseshit cuntry told its "people"

not to eat bananas from Israel as the JEWS were using then fruit to make em sterile:rolleyes:

Jews grow bananas? I never thought of Israel as a banana republic before.

I think he thinks LIT is Harvard Biz Review or something:rolleyes:

Still practicing your ritual genital mutilation religion?
 
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