Lez bars hunting this summber. Any interest?

[FatDino]

So, since I lead a boring, girlfriend-less life, I figured I should go out some more and where better to meet women than in a lez bar, right?

Anyway, so starting tomorrow, I will inspect every gay bar in downtown Toronto (that's my goal for the summer). Anyone interested in going with me feel free to post and/or PM. Both boldness and subtlety are welcome.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Lez bars hunting this summber. Any interest?

And here I've been thinking the Lez Bars hunting season was closed during the summer. What's the daily limit?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[3113]

So, since I lead a boring, girlfriend-less life, I figured I should go out some more and where better to meet women than in a lez bar, right?

Anyway, so starting tomorrow, I will inspect every gay bar in downtown Toronto (that's my goal for the summer). Anyone interested in going with me feel free to post and/or PM. Both boldness and subtlety are welcome.

Alas, I'm not in Toronto nor anywhere near by. I believe Rob, however, might be happy to accompany you to lez bars and applaud your hitting and/or getting hit on

Come on, Rob. You can take a little time to visit a few lez bars in Toronto and support FatDino in her quest for sex and true love, can't ya?

 

[FatDino]

What's the daily limit?

Rumple Foreskin

It depends on how cool the bars are.

Alas, I'm not in Toronto nor anywhere near by. I believe Rob, however, might be happy to accompany you to lez bars and applaud your hitting and/or getting hit on

Come on, Rob. You can take a little time to visit a few lez bars in Toronto and support FatDino in her quest for sex and true love, can't ya?

Anyone who goes with me will have the responsibility of dragging me off the chairs and shoving me on the bus home.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Try a Republican Executive Committee meeting, all the older fat guys look like lesbians.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Well, I don't think I'd be much help to you or very welcome in a lez bar.

But good luck on the hunt sweetie.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I must be tired or something because all I could imagine was FD going hunting for Lesbian bears. I'm sure that there must be some, but it is an odd image, anyway you take it.

 

[damppanties]

Summber? Slumber? Dumber?

I shall be with you in spirit.
I could haul you off chairs and into buses on the phone if necessary.

Here's to hoping you meet a real butch dyke who can get you off the hot and hard way or a shy sweet girl who melts you with her eyes. I'd like the dyke if possible please, life will be interesting. My life.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Bring your butt down to Maryland. We've got a gay bar to take you to.

 

[TE999]

Watch your tushie in the leather and chains hangouts.

Unless the rough trade's your thing.

 

[FatDino]

Well, I don't think I'd be much help to you or very welcome in a lez bar.

But good luck on the hunt sweetie.

You could be my driver.

I must be tired or something because all I could imagine was FD going hunting for Lesbian bears. I'm sure that there must be some, but it is an odd image, anyway you take it.

Me? Bears? I'd get eaten, and not in the good way, before I lay a hand on the animal.

Would you go with me even though you're tired?

Summber? Slumber? Dumber?

I shall be with you in spirit.
I could haul you off chairs and into buses on the phone if necessary.

Here's to hoping you meet a real butch dyke who can get you off the hot and hard way or a shy sweet girl who melts you with her eyes. I'd like the dyke if possible please, life will be interesting. My life.

Good, good, I must leave the bars at 1:30AM if I want to catch the subway and bus home. So you're due to call me at 1:20AM to make sure I'm out of there.

Pffft you.

Bring your butt down to Maryland. We've got a gay bar to take you to.

Only my butt is invited?

Watch your tushie in the leather and chains hangouts.

Unless the rough trade's your thing.

I like leather...just saying.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Me? Bears? I'd get eaten, and not in the good way, before I lay a hand on the animal.

Would you go with me even though you're tired?

I seriously doubt that I'd be the slightest bit welcome in a Les bar as I'm completely unqualified. Bi- I could probably get away with but even the lipstickest les would unintested in me.

Then there's the problem of living on the wrong coast . . .



Good luck, though . . .

 

[FatDino]

Good luck, though . . .

Thank you.

 

[CharleyH]

So, since I lead a boring, girlfriend-less life, I figured I should go out some more and where better to meet women than in a lez bar, right?

Anyway, so starting tomorrow, I will inspect every gay bar in downtown Toronto (that's my goal for the summer). Anyone interested in going with me feel free to post and/or PM. Both boldness and subtlety are welcome.

Having lived in Toronto and frequented all the lesbian bars on my own or with dudes since ..., I can say with confidence that you (as a man) will only have luck for lay on Pride Day, friend.

 

[FatDino]

Having lived in Toronto and frequented all the lesbian bars on my own or with dudes since ..., I can say with confidence that you (as a man) will only have luck for lay on Pride Day, friend.

I'm not a man.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Only my butt is invited?

Well, bring your other parts too!

 

[Oblimo]

Bring your butt down to Maryland. We've got a gay bar to take you to.

Phase One?

 

[damppanties]

Good, good, I must leave the bars at 1:30AM if I want to catch the subway and bus home. So you're due to call me at 1:20AM to make sure I'm out of there.

Pffft you.

Cool. I can do that.

I'm not a man.

Hee hee. I am having a lot of fun imagining you as a man.

 

[FatDino]

Hee hee. I am having a lot of fun imagining you as a man.

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[damppanties]

I'm afraid to ask.

Remember that pic of you standing in front of pants? I am imagining a tiny man there instead of you. *falls down laughing*

 

[FatDino]

Remember that pic of you standing in front of pants? I am imagining a tiny man there instead of you. *falls down laughing*

She who is no more than 3 inches taller than me speaks.

 

[damppanties]

She who is no more than 3 inches taller than me speaks.

I don't look teeny.

 

[FatDino]

I don't look teeny.

It's okay.

All the men in the bar I went to last Sat thought I was hot.

Now if only I could wave a magic wand and turn them into sexy women...

 

[damppanties]

It's okay.

All the men in the bar I went to last Sat thought I was hot.

Now if only I could wave a magic wand and turn them into sexy women...

You're hot alright. I just don't see you as a man, with being teeny and all.

 

[3113]

I'm not a man.

Nods. I knew that.