The sorry-ass tale continues.

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[fieryjen]

I had at least three major milkspews while reading this thing.

Welcome back. Give my regards to Jesus. And Chris.

I'll make it easy for you and tell you that I pretty much haven't been up to anything. I'm not so sure about everyone else.

 

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[rgraham666]

Hi sweetie. Glad I did a last check on Lit before going to bed.

It's pretty much been the same. Flirting, joking, the usual suspects eviscerating each other in the political threads.

Nice to know some things don't change, isn't it?

Even nicer to have you back.

 

[fieryjen]

Well I'm looking to start some shit.

Good, good.

I'll be around to witness it.

I haven't had caffeine in months, and for some reason today I decided that it was a good idea to drink over a liter of pepsi.

I'm kinda bouncing off the walls right now.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm never up to anything.

 

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[fieryjen]

Nice AV.

I always love it when my ass has handprint from spanks all over it, too.

Thanks. I have fond memories of the night this picture was taken.

I like yours too.

 

[meg1]

i'm with jen on this one...next time put up a warning or something for us to put down our drinks for the duration....i choked and spit up on my shirt....had to change it at "Jesus! I mean Stephanie!"

so sorry you are having probs....been there done that, don't want the shirt and you can keep your keychain

 

[JagFarlane]

Hey, Rob.

What a fucked up few weeks.

Hopefully this means things will be better soon.

Bah I rant too much. Glad to have ya back

 

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[Salvor-Hardon]

Its stories like this that make me start every tech support call I make with "Hi, I'm Sal, I'm a CCNE, MCSE, AMCT, OCDBA and I've fixed more shit than you can imagine. Do you want to go through your script or should I tell you what page number to start at we go from there?"

Tech support staff hate me

 

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[voluptuary_manque]

And then eventually Fiber Optic cable will reach you and you can start the same thing all over again. Before you get it, though, make sure you have at least 2 Gig of RAM. My poor little quarter gig 'puter is suffering.

But boy, do those porn flics download fast!

 

[DeeZire]

Sweetsub - if you were to rewrite your post in the future tense, perhaps you could enter it in the 'how to' contest, which is coming up any month now.

 

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[Lee Chambers]

The incompetence of a cable bureacracy never ceases to amaze me. Welcome back to the real world! Hopefully you'll be able to trade up those bearskins for some bronze spear heads.

 

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[S-Des]

I'm thinking you're leaving out the part of the story where you talked dirty to Chris (and evidently did it quite well). He was obviously overcome by your charms.


See, this'll teach you about not believing in Jesus.

 

[sophia jane]

The only thing I really want to is that I love you Sarah.

And also that your story, while horrible (and I'm sorry it's happening to you) is fucking hilarious in the way you tell it.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I got to this thread too late, too late to tell you that in the past three weeks the world ended!

No really, it ended. Just like that! *snaps fingers* I saw it happen. It was mesmerizing.

 

[DeeZire]

Would that be - How to go insane while waiting for DSL to be installed?

Perhaps it could be - How to deal with incompetence without committing a felony.

Or - Navigating the tech support jungle

I liked the way you were able to weave sexual references into your narrative. Now, if you threw in a vibrator and a peeping tom neighbor, (and that dirty-talking tech support person named Chris) you'd have a guaranteed contest winner.

(edit) in the last three weeks, the Flashfic thread surfaced, briefly.

 

[starrkers]

And people wonder why dealing with telecommunications companies makes me break out in hives!

You seem to be holding it together remarkably well, Sarah.

Umm, I left and came back and joined the "will they still be together by Christmas" brigade.