What is a fuckwad?

[Shugahhhh]

I love the word and have used it for years without having a real definition for it. So where better to ask than Lit? How would you define fuckwad?

 

[Spence99]

When I fuck. I blow a wad at the end. Therefore: fuckwad.

 

[Shugahhhh]

When I fuck. I blow a wad at the end. Therefore: fuckwad.

That works for me. Anyone else?

 

[RoryN]

[waiting for links to various Lit user profiles...]

 

[TurdFergeson]

I have to agree..it's a wad pruduced by fucking.

 

[Shugahhhh]

[waiting for links to various Lit user profiles...]

Far be it from me lol...tho I just called Turd a fuckwad. Affectionately speaking, of course.

 

[Shugahhhh]

I have to agree..it's a wad pruduced by fucking.

Then wtf did you ask?

fuckwad.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Far be it from me lol...tho I just called Turd a fuckwad. Affectionately speaking, of course.

Half the time I am literally covered in my own DNA.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Then wtf did you ask?

fuckwad.

smegma breath!



I asked for the lulz. duh

And as always it was a successful lulz attempt.

 

[Fuckette]

I love the word and have used it for years without having a real definition for it. So where better to ask than Lit? How would you define fuckwad?

The center of a cluster fuck

 

[nakedboater69]

cum on belly yours or mine or it could be a just a DUM FUCK if u are a red neck

 

[Shugahhhh]

Half the time I am literally covered in my own DNA.

LMAO. Ewwwww......exactly why I don't post pics.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

A Funky Old Towel That's Been Spunked Into And Never Washed...Often Found Under Mattresses And On The Floor.

 

[Shugahhhh]

The center of a cluster fuck

or the product of one?

 

[TurdFergeson]

LMAO. Ewwwww......exactly why I don't post pics.

lol...actually this comment is "ewwwwwww!":

A Funky Old Towel That's Been Spunked Into And Never Washed...Often Found Under Mattresses And On The Floor.

EWWWWWWW!

lol

 

[Shugahhhh]

A Funky Old Towel That's Been Spunked Into And Never Washed...Often Found Under Mattresses And On The Floor.

The best definition so far!

"Harry, for chrissake, the dog's got the fuckwad again!"

 

[bronzeage]

I love the word and have used it for years without having a real definition for it. So where better to ask than Lit? How would you define fuckwad?

Ok, the reference goes back to muzzle loading firearms. The bullet was wrapped in a patch of cloth and rammed down the barrel. The wad kept the bullet from rolling out the barrel before the gun was fired. If the bullet was not properly wrapped, the bullet rolls out the barrel, leaving the wad behind. When you pull the trigger, you get about the same noise and flash, but there is a little scrap of cloth fluttering in the wind about 10 feet out in front of you. Its called "shooting your wad", which means wasting time through incompetence.

Like everything else involving guns, it quickly moved to sexual slang.

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

From Urban Dictionary:

fuckwad

An individual who is beneath contempt.
A despicable person

ie.
Listen--I don't even want to think about that fuckwad.

descriptive or derogatory term alleging equivalence to a mass of jism or spunk spent in an act of intercourse; similar to jerkwad, except production is masturbatory.

someone who is as dumb as the chunk of spooge that soils the sheets after sex.

ie.
"Oh man look at whats left of that guy who tried to pass everyone on his motorcycle..what a fuckwad"

 

[Fuckette]

or the product of one?

That's what i keep thinking.

 

[TurdFergeson]

cum sponges

 

[Shugahhhh]

Ok, the reference goes back to muzzle loading firearms. The bullet was wrapped in a patch of cloth and rammed down the barrel. The wad kept the bullet from rolling out the barrel before the gun was fired. If the bullet was not properly wrapped, the bullet rolls out the barrel, leaving the wad behind. When you pull the trigger, you get about the same noise and flash, but there is a little scrap of cloth fluttering in the wind about 10 feet out in front of you. Its called "shooting your wad", which means wasting time through incompetence.

Like everything else involving guns, it quickly moved to sexual slang.

That sounds quite plausible, but can you be believed? I hear that you cheat on Lit.

 

[Shugahhhh]

fuckwad
ie.
Listen--I don't even want to think about that fuckwad.





ie.
"Oh man look at whats left of that guy who tried to pass everyone on his motorcycle..what a fuckwad"

lol I never thought about actually looking it up. I think we'll be able to expand upon the entries though.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I much prefer fucktard or cuntwad. I taught both to my mother, though she wasn't very pleased with me. I still caught her saying fucktard once, though.

 

[Shugahhhh]

I much prefer fucktard or cuntwad. I taught both to my mother, though she wasn't very pleased with me. I still caught her saying fucktard once, though.

My mother taught me pretty much every dirty word I know. She's fabulous.

 

[bluntforcemama]

My mother taught me pretty much every dirty word I know. She's fabulous.

Heh. My mother is a fifth-grade teacher.