Bill Clinton is coming to my town

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It's kind of odd. Indiana doesn't usually matter in the primaries, so this is a new thing around here. It's also odd because his wife and Obama have already been to a small city near here, and my town's population is only around 10,000.
Too bad I'll be working tonight. It could be amusing.
 
The fucker oozes charm. He was at the Hay Festival a few years ago, charisma to burn.
 
now i know where you live spaceboy.

i'm coming for you! :devil:

erm, after i figure out where bill clinton will be tonight...
 
now i know where you live spaceboy.

i'm coming for you! :devil:

erm, after i figure out where bill clinton will be tonight...

He's probably going to be in six towns today alone. I really doubt he'd spend just one whole day here. Even I try not to do that.
 
He's probably going to be in six towns today alone. I really doubt he'd spend just one whole day here. Even I try not to do that.

well, you did narrow it down by mentioning tonight specifically, as opposed to where he was this morning or this afternoon. just sayin.
 
Oh, it works on men too. I couldn't stop grinning when I met the cunt, I felt like a total dickhead afterwards.

That's what I was worried about. Good thing I'm not going.
I don't need him tapping into my latent homosexuality.
well, you did narrow it down by mentioning tonight specifically, as opposed to where he was this morning or this afternoon. just sayin.

Well hey, knock yourself out. I don't live anywhere near Thomps though, so sorry if you were hoping for a double visit.
 
Well hey, knock yourself out. I don't live anywhere near Thomps though, so sorry if you were hoping for a double visit.

i'm just giving you a hard time.

as far as thomps, i wouldn't wish that visit on my worst enemy, lest he offer to sketch him/her. if i ever found myself in indiana, however, you'd be on my list. ;)
 
It's kind of odd. Indiana doesn't usually matter in the primaries, so this is a new thing around here. It's also odd because his wife and Obama have already been to a small city near here, and my town's population is only around 10,000.
Too bad I'll be working tonight. It could be amusing.

eat him.
 
Freedom calls and Willy runs,
The Boy who never heard he couldn't do something,
Watch out world,
cause here he comes and hes bound to teach you more than one thing,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one no one can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Whoa-oh Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl,

He dreams dreams like me and you,
And yes it seems he always makes her dreams come true,
He love trees and roaring seas,
And the mountains please her more than toys do,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one noone can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Whoa-oh Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl,

He dreams dreams like me and you,
And yes it seems he always makes her dreams come true,
He love trees and roaring seas,
And the mountains please her more than toys do,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one no one can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Whoa-oh Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one noone can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl.

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one noone can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl.
 
Hide the women under 40 and all the cigars......

Man that joke's getting old.
i'm just giving you a hard time.

as far as thomps, i wouldn't wish that visit on my worst enemy, lest he offer to sketch him/her. if i ever found myself in indiana, however, you'd be on my list. ;)

Don't forget those stunning lips he has.
I'd hope so, as there's not much else here but cornfields.
And you're on my list too, if I'm ever wherever you're from.
 

I've never had has-been. Does it taste like re-heats?
Freedom calls and Willy runs,
The Boy who never heard he couldn't do something,
Watch out world,
cause here he comes and hes bound to teach you more than one thing,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one no one can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Whoa-oh Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl,

He dreams dreams like me and you,
And yes it seems he always makes her dreams come true,
He love trees and roaring seas,
And the mountains please her more than toys do,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one noone can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Whoa-oh Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl,

He dreams dreams like me and you,
And yes it seems he always makes her dreams come true,
He love trees and roaring seas,
And the mountains please her more than toys do,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one no one can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Whoa-oh Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl,

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one noone can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl.

Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your town,
The one noone can be down,
Oh no no no the one whos fun to be around,
Willy Jefferson Clinton is coming into your world,
A freckled face red head boy,
You wanna know,
He'll blow your life into a whirl.

Ode to Willy?
 
Man that joke's getting old.


Don't forget those stunning lips he has.
I'd hope so, as there's not much else here but cornfields.
And you're on my list too, if I'm ever wherever you're from.

i like corn. i like fields. i like spaceboy. indiana is looking to be a win-win state.

i go back and forth between nyc and boston. either one works for me.
 
The fucker oozes charm. He was at the Hay Festival a few years ago, charisma to burn.

He was here a while ago. I spoke to him and touched him. I couldn't stop twitching for days. He wasn't even trying at the time, I'd hate to see what happens when he really turns it on.
 
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i like corn. i like fields. i like spaceboy. indiana is looking to be a win-win state.

i go back and forth between nyc and boston. either one works for me.

Heh, those are some low standards.
I'd like to visit either, so both work for me.
Here was here a while ago. I spoke to him and touched him. I couldn't stop twitching for days. He wasn't even trying at the time, I'd hate to see what happens when he really turns it on.

I think the entire nation has seen what happens when he really turns it on.
 
I didn't find him particularily twitch making until I actually met him. I was a lot surprised.

I quoted your typo before you could fix it. Bwahahaha.
Honestly, if I didn't have to work I'd probably go see what he had to say.
I'm still not voting for his wife though.
 
I quoted your typo before you could fix it. Bwahahaha.
Honestly, if I didn't have to work I'd probably go see what he had to say.
I'm still not voting for his wife though.

That's how I noticed it. It's good to be humbled.

I'm not voting for his wife either.
 
That's how I noticed it. It's good to be humbled.

I'm not voting for his wife either.

I didn't even catch it until you said so in your edit. I hate being caught, people take such glee in it.

I think I'd vote for Bush again(I didn't vote for him either time he got elected) before I'd vote for her.
 
I didn't even catch it until you said so in your edit. I hate being caught, people take such glee in it.

I think people jump more when you type masterbate and grammer than actual typos.

I think I'd vote for Bush again(I didn't vote for him either time he got elected) before I'd vote for her.


Now that's the kind of talk that gets people institutionalised.
 
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