LovingTongue needs money to go shoot niggers

[Phelia]

Yup, LovingTongue and Le Dumbass are one and the same.

He tried to fake his own death you see.. It kind of backfired there and he tried to play it off as a name change.

Faking your own death on here is one of those can...not...compute... sort of things. Was it at least something cool? If I had control over it, I'd at least be creative with my story. I'm thinking high-speed chases.

 

[Bubba84]

Faking your own death on here is one of those can...not...compute... sort of things. Was it at least something cool? If I had control over it, I'd at least be creative with my story. I'm thinking high-speed chases.

Best I remember, he said he choked to death on Nigerian dust. LMAO!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Best I remember, he said he choked to death on Nigerian dust. LMAO!

On his way back from picking up an imaginary adoptee..

 

[Pookie]

Lovingtongue and Le Jacksoffalot are two names for one individual who presents himself on Lit as an angry psychopath who by coincidence happens to be racist, misogynistic, subtly homophobic, and who suffers from severe self-esteem issues apparently related primarily to his short stature and lack of intelligence.

Welcome to Lit!

You didn't mention that he wears sweater vests. But otherwise, a good summation, sir.

 

[Phelia]

You didn't mention that he wears sweater vests. But otherwise, a good summation, sir.

That is quite the heinous offense! Racial epithets are pretty insignificant in comparison.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Thanks, I'm feelin' the love! The misogyny thing is a real relief, I do so enjoy being marginalized. Is it best to just kind of steer clear, or is it at least fun to watch?

Oh, you're probably better off with popcorn and a comfy chair for your first thousand posts or so, until you get a reasonable handle on the vast extent of his mental difficulties. However, by then, you may decide, along with most of the board, that he is repetitive and tiresome, and not worth interacting with any more than a rabid gerbil. Somewhere in between may be a narrow window, as when people engage in their first conversation with a crazy person, that some will find interesting. His tremendous pratfalls over the years certainly rank as some of the grandest ever seen, and are well worth the read if only for the amusement provided by his comical combination of faulty logic with impotent rage.

 

[Phelia]

Oh, you're probably better off with popcorn and a comfy chair for your first thousand posts or so, until you get a reasonable handle on the vast extent of his mental difficulties. However, by then, you may decide, along with most of the board, that he is repetitive and tiresome, and not worth interacting with any more than a rabid gerbil. Somewhere in between may be a narrow window, as when people engage in their first conversation with a crazy person, that some will find interesting. His tremendous pratfalls over the years certainly rank as some of the grandest ever seen, and are well worth the read if only for the amusement provided by his comical combination of faulty logic with impotent rage.

I'll probably watch slack-jawed for a significant while and then just convert to looking smug whenever anyone else hands it to him and maybe clench a fist in solidarity, but I'm more of a lover than a fighter. If he fakes his death again, though, I'll probably manage an intelligent, "Uh-buh?"

I do very much appreciate your brief run-down, and if I find myself on a comfy-chair with a bowl of popcorn I'll golf clap when you say something clever and boo really loudly at everything else, especially the sweatervests.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Faking your own death on here is one of those can...not...compute... sort of things. Was it at least something cool? If I had control over it, I'd at least be creative with my story. I'm thinking high-speed chases.

Here is the "astounging" news item with which he alerted the GB:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=562520

Reportedly he choked on airline food, a peanut being widely suspected as the most likely culprit.

 

[Phelia]

Here is the "astounging" news item with which he alerted the GB:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=562520

Reportedly he choked on airline food, a peanut being widely suspected as the most likely culprit.

Awwh he should have written that post in an accent, it would have made the friend character much more three-dimensional and convincing.

Airline food? That's like, a Jerry Seinfeld inspired stand-up comedy fake death. Next time he'll have been nagged to the grave by his comically crotchety mother-in-law. He's right though, I'm quite astounged.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Best I remember, he said he choked to death on Nigerian dust. LMAO!

He said he had been complaining about "a chokingly thick dust storm," and that he then "choked" on his dinner.

I don't know whether the relationship between those two things was supposed to be a causal one, the information about the prior event was included merely for ironic effect, or the whole thing was just poorly thought out. The latter is clearly the most plausible explanation.

 

[Fagin]

Awwh he should have written that post in an accent, it would have made the friend character much more three-dimensional and convincing.

Airline food? That's like, a Jerry Seinfeld inspired stand-up comedy fake death. Next time he'll have been nagged to the grave by his comically crotchety mother-in-law. He's right though, I'm quite astounged.

You gotta read that thread, watch Le Jaqueoff keep changing his story trying to find one to dismiss it all. A good comedy.

 

[Ishmael]

Hey there LT.

Ishmael

 

[Bubba84]

Have I mentioned how awesome this thread is?

 

[Cade Is Here]

Have I mentioned how awesome this thread is?

I wonder why when Lt got his name changed his "It is okay to kill white people in africa" thread was then deleted

 

[Pookie]

He said he had been complaining about "a chokingly thick dust storm," and that he then "choked" on his dinner.

Just goes to show the hazards of eating regularly in a basement.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Just goes to show the hazards of eating regularly in a basement.

You know, I always think about you... that if I were still in business, you would be my number one lady.

Such a sexy girl.

If I were to divulge all my life lessons onto you, the primary thing would be: don't trust short people. They will mess with you every time. It's because they feel weird that they have to look up to everyone.

I always looked down, and considered it just an annoyance because I was tall.

 

[miles]

The old "fake your own death" trick is so lame. The problem is if you're dead, you can't prove it.

LT...what a tool.

 

[Ishmael]

You know, I always think about you... that if I were still in business, you would be my number one lady.

Such a sexy girl.

If I were to divulge all my life lessons onto you, the primary thing would be: don't trust short people. They will mess with you every time. It's because they feel weird that they have to look up to everyone.

I always looked down, and considered it just an annoyance because I was tall.

LT was a 'pecker checker?'

Ishmael

 

[zipman]

He said he had been complaining about "a chokingly thick dust storm," and that he then "choked" on his dinner.

Maybe "thick dust storm" was a euphemism?"

 

[Pookie]

You know, I always think about you... that if I were still in business, you would be my number one lady.

Such a sexy girl.

If I were to divulge all my life lessons onto you, the primary thing would be: don't trust short people. They will mess with you every time. It's because they feel weird that they have to look up to everyone.

I always looked down, and considered it just an annoyance because I was tall.

Being a fool for a woman such as myself is always the right thing to do.

Can't you just imagine LT clinching his grubby little fingers into tiny little fists wishing he could match wits with a maestro such as yourself? Actually, don't try to imagine it. *shudders*

 

[Pookie]

Maybe "thick dust storm" was a euphemism?"

Heh.

 

[zipman]

Heh.

There's a fine line between choking and gagging.


Perhaps I can illustrate the difference with you in person?

 

[Pookie]

There's a fine line between choking and gagging.


Perhaps I can illustrate the difference with you in person?

You're always the helpful one.

 

[zipman]

You're always the helpful one.

I aim to please.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I aim to please.

Stop hitting on my number one lady.