lesbiaphrodite
Literotica Guru
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- May 29, 2007
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I wish I were at the ashram right now with my guru. The world around is too filled with chatter. I want silence.
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Only words.
I hate to leave him alone when he's like this, but I have to go to classMaybe the sleep will make him better.
I keep telling him things will get better, and for a long time I totally believed it, but I'm finally starting to doubt that it will get better. At least not until he can see a proper neurosurgeon and really find out what's wrong with him... not just this guesswork the doctor at the free clinic is doing. Being uninsured is just... I don't even know the words for it.

well its not hilarious, but it is coming from her 
i spewed my hot chocolate
she left that for me on my Facebook!lmao. I love the last line.One of my friends just wrote me a hilarious poemwell its not hilarious, but it is coming from her
There once was a girl called N**A,
Although accidently, I think I SCARE HER
Although you are strange
please do not change
This is a poem for N**a
i spewed my hot chocolate
she left that for me on my Facebook!

There are two 9-year-old girls squealing "EWWWWWWWW!" across the hall.
I'm afraid to go look.

Yes, they're looking at a naked man.There are two 9-year-old girls squealing "EWWWWWWWW!" across the hall.
I'm afraid to go look.
Yes, they're looking at a naked man.
Came out of... Ewwww!I hope that's all it is. I'm afraid it's something that came out of one of the cats.![]()
I hope that's all it is. I'm afraid it's something that came out of one of the cats.![]()
Came out of... Ewwww!
Ok, you're right. I don't want to know either.A little higher pitched ... and a LOT louder ... and in stereo.