help on posting..please...

[jamie89]

I need to find out how to get my great story in, and off the pending list..
Any help would be appreciated....Thank you.....j

 

[TxRad]

I need to find out how to get my great story in, and off the pending list..
Any help would be appreciated....Thank you.....j

Normal time for a story to post for a new author is 7-10 days. The Earth Day Contest is currently underway so add a few or more days to that.

Welcome to the madhouse and waiting for the first story to be up is the hardest. Well, next to your first troll that is.

And BTW, if you click on the pending to check it, You put yourself back on the back of the line, so don't do it.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Tx is correct. NORMALLY 7-10 days. But now that you've whined about it the rules change substantally. There are additional requirements.

Sorry. That's just the way it is.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Jamie, it's worse! Jenny has contacts with the management.

It'll need bags of gold and being real nice to her if you don't want to live in pending hyperspace forever.

Patience is a virtue and post a link here when your baby finally sees the light of day. We don't trash - promise.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Jamie, it's worse! Jenny has contacts with the management.

It'll need bags of gold and being real nice to her if you don't want to live in pending hyperspace forever.

Patience is a virtue and post a link here when your baby finally sees the light of day. We don't trash - promise.

As well as certified pictures of his driver's license, birth certificate, a noterized statement from three people stating that they know, in fact, he wrote the story and the a sworn statement in blood that he will never refer to THE QUESTION again.

 

[Daniellekitten]

As well as certified pictures of his driver's license, birth certificate, a noterized statement from three people stating that they know, in fact, he wrote the story and the a sworn statement in blood that he will never refer to THE QUESTION again.

Which question would that be?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

<Waves at Dani Kitten> Hiya sweets

You know what question. Don't act so innocent.

 

[windstormy]

<Waves at Dani Kitten> Hiya sweets

You know what question. Don't act so innocent.

Ooh! Now, I'm curious! J/K Ms. Jackson.

 

[cloudy]

As well as certified pictures of his driver's license, birth certificate, a noterized statement from three people stating that they know, in fact, he wrote the story and the a sworn statement in blood that he will never refer to THE QUESTION again.

You forgot the part about balancing a bowl of wild rice on your head while doing jumping jacks, and singing the Star Spangled Banner.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

You forgot the part about balancing a bowl of wild rice on your head while doing jumping jacks, and singing the Star Spangled Banner.

We's not all redneck GOPists up North. Here we get by with putting a Hershey bar somewhere appropriate whilst trampolining and singing God Bless America.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Hiya yourself toots. Cloudy, is the rice cooked?

 

[TxRad]

Hiya yourself toots. Cloudy, is the rice cooked?

If it's August in Alabama, damned straight it will be by the time you're through with the jumping jacks.