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Humping ? oops sorry humphing!
And as for you young lady ... you are kind and helpful and at times terribly irreverant you have me in fits at some of the comments you make. The rest of you on here some are very sexy (hope you know who you are lol) mind you come to think of it most of you are sexy ....... totters off still thinking sexy .... wb Homb you are sexy too altho I don't usually go for hairy backs be careful Angeline that you don't disappear for ever in there .......
 
It is a loooong story, Ange. bij knows, as do a few other people. It's a happy one, and I am desperately hoping it stays that way.

The short version is that I went on a quest, faced the dragon in terrible and glorious combat, and got the girl. Answered the call, refused it, entered the inmost cave, suffered the ordeal, took the long road home. Joe Campbell would've approved.

... to bring a measure of Grace to the world ...

You'll forgive me if a hum a few bars of "Impossible dream". Self-indulgent, but hey...

It sounds like a poem to me. ;)

Humping ? oops sorry humphing!
And as for you young lady ... you are kind and helpful and at times terribly irreverant you have me in fits at some of the comments you make. The rest of you on here some are very sexy (hope you know who you are lol) mind you come to think of it most of you are sexy ....... totters off still thinking sexy .... wb Homb you are sexy too altho I don't usually go for hairy backs be careful Angeline that you don't disappear for ever in there .......

I brought ribbons for plaiting. See?

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Humping ? oops sorry humphing!
And as for you young lady ... you are kind and helpful and at times terribly irreverant you have me in fits at some of the comments you make. The rest of you on here some are very sexy (hope you know who you are lol) mind you come to think of it most of you are sexy ....... totters off still thinking sexy .... wb Homb you are sexy too altho I don't usually go for hairy backs be careful Angeline that you don't disappear for ever in there .......


It's not that bad, UYS =P

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It sounds like a poem to me. ;)

Eh, I suck at writing happy. It always sounds like drivel. I will admit that it was exciting, and romantic. It was described as not just a TV show, but a sweeps week episode of a TV show. It was pretty over the top.

If I get something coherent together, I'll relate it in verse or text or somesuch. Doubt it though, so don't hold your breath.

I brought ribbons for plaiting. See?

Ahem *stern look*
 
*whew*

glad to see everyone alive, well and covered with cognac and massage oil.

I do love a good rousing bar conversation as long as there's no fightin'.

It's cloudy and rainy today, and will be for several days more, so naturally I'm thinking about Edith Piaf.

And Musette.

Cognac and red roses all round.

I'll express one strong opinion: the moderators around here are fiercely underappreciated heroes who deserve way better than they get. All the responsibility and no real power, all work and not enough play. My policy is that if I haven't volunteered to do the job, I don't get to critique the one who actually stepped up. That's just me.

And I am keeping the tranquilizer gun handy behind the bar, just in case we need to net, weigh and tag someone to study their breeding habits and migration patterns.

bj
 
Well that's different a dart up the glutimus maximus .. bottoms up in here takes on a whole new meaning
I shall be late arriving tomorrow as I am having a health check on all me bits n bobs and I will be starving (got to fast and only half a cup of black coffee!) so if you could lay on something tasty would be appreciated ...... Leon on a slab would do nicely!
 
Well that's different a dart up the glutimus maximus .. bottoms up in here takes on a whole new meaning
I shall be late arriving tomorrow as I am having a health check on all me bits n bobs and I will be starving (got to fast and only half a cup of black coffee!) so if you could lay on something tasty would be appreciated ...... Leon on a slab would do nicely!

Have I mentioned lately that you're utterly adorable?

Let's just have the guys all step up and offer their thighs to be gnawed on for a while, and meanwhile I'm trying to remember your favorites.

Here we do a lot of barbeque. Bet I could whip you up some meaty goodness.

Come n Get it!

Props, by the way, to little loststar for the latest poems. Really really got to get to that new fridge. It's my reward for when I finish the taxes.

bj
 
why thank you bj, I need a little self indulgence after today, could i possibly beg you for what ever smells so good? Can I get anyone to rub my hands, I will reciprocate...please?
 
Sorry to be a wet blanket but I am not a BBQ type person don't suppose you have any pesto gnochi do you ? How adorable? I am open to new experiences!
 
I will definatly take you up on that, I will rub feet, but we wil have to wash them first:D
 
Well I said I was up for new experiences lol but beware I do find a foot massage rather sensual ... they are in good nick BTW I went to the chiropodists just last week.
 
Well I am sure if it leads to anything I cant handle that one of these kind gentleman at the bar would be willing to "fill in" so to speak
 
Hi Hatboy!

I hear you've been having an Excellent Life.

Can I get you anything? Besides some protein, vitamins and a pillow?

bj

Hey, doll. I have been having an incredible life. Karma has just decided that I haven't paid enough for that life in advance. It's brilliant, bij, and I'm honestly happier than I've been in a long time. I'm also far more stressed than I can remember being, and a wee teensy bit emotionally exhausted.

Protein, vitamins, and a pillow would rock. So would it being, oh, six weeks or so from now.
 
WOOOOOOOT

*dancing like Snoopy*

The Numbers Game is done.

*snort* What they say is that I netted about $4000 last year, which I spent on beer.

bj
 
con-grad-u-lat-ions on finshing the numbers, I think this calls for a toast, drinks all around, my treat, all toghter now hip hip hurrary!
 
Good on ya! Now come on over and help me do mine =P

BWAH!

They'd put you right in jail for being stupid enough to let someone like me actually run numbers for you.

I'm off to celebrate! Drinks all round, pillows and massage oil, pasta and barbeque, lotsa chocolate, and

peace and motherfuckin' light, my babies.

bj
 
Sorry to be a wet blanket but I am not a BBQ type person don't suppose you have any pesto gnochi do you ? How adorable? I am open to new experiences!

I'm putting out a spread for your brekkie when you return tomorrow.

Fresh squeezed oj

Greek yogurt and fruit

Honey bran bread (made fresh just for you) with cinnamon butter and blueberry jam.

Oh and for dessert (everyone has dessert with breakfast, right?), a chocolate croissant, lovely lemon curd tart and the poet of your choice.

:kiss:
 
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