Foodgasms

[Saint Peter]

they do go hand in hand!

Just wash it out when you finish.

 

[Saint Peter]

is that your gadget grave yard?

No! Everything in the garage is fully functional. Or will be. Someday. Really.

 

[thør]

Just wash it out when you finish.

the garage?

 

[Tati]

Just wash it out when you finish.

it's good to see your into the clean thing...you know what tortoise said...

"cleanliness is next to horniness"

words to live by.

 

[Tati]

the garage?

you just made me spurt my water!

 

[Collette]

*collarbonegasm*

I'm getting ready to start dinner. Have you seen my olive oil?

 

[thør]

you just made me spurt my water!

do you have a video?

 

[Saint Peter]

the garage?

you just made me spurt my water!

Please do not feed the bears.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm getting ready to start dinner. Have you seen my olive oil?

It is in the garage. Watch your step.

 

[tortoise]

I'm getting ready to start dinner. Have you seen my olive oil?

*fidgets*

I'll... um... buy you a new bottle.

 

[thør]

I'm getting ready to start dinner. Have you seen my olive oil?

mine's in the wine bottle to the right of the range....

 

[thør]

Please do not feed the bears.

yogi has to eat!

 

[tortoise]

Pic-a-nic basket.

 

[thør]

Pic-a-nic basket.

I hate to think of how BooBoo got his name.

 

[Saint Peter]

Anybody want to talk about Construction in here?

 

[thør]

Anybody want to talk about Construction in here?

there's a pile of const jobs coming on up here.....

 

[Saint Peter]

there's a pile of const jobs coming on up here.....

Can you line me up with a cushy job like you have?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I absolutely adore mushrooms. Every kind. In every type of dish. Infact, if they made a mushroom ice cream, I would buy it.

To demonstrate my love, I post this pic. Excuse the breasts though, but it's the only decent one I can find of those big mushrooms.

Sorry if this causes any offence in a food thread.



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/mushrooms.jpg

 

[tortoise]

I am deeply offended by such filth.

Sex and food should NEVER mix, in any way. Which is why I named this thread in such a chaste fashion. Pure as the driven cornstarch.

 

[Saint Peter]

Th@r did not offer me a cushy job. This thread officially sucks now.

 

[tortoise]

Drown your sorrows in fungus.

 

[thør]

I am deeply offended by such filth.

Sex and food should NEVER mix, in any way. Which is why I named this thread in such a chaste fashion. Pure as the driven cornstarch.

I like the breasts. Go dry your feet by the cellophane.

 

[thør]

Can you line me up with a cushy job like you have?

Are you really looking? That what PM's are for.

 

[Saint Peter]

Drown your sorrows in fungus.

Noted. A dab or ranch dressing and mushroom girl becomes lunch very quickly.

Same with Fata.

 

[thør]

Noted. A dab or ranch dressing and mushroom girl becomes lunch very quickly.

Same with Fata.

You're thinking ranch, and I'm thinking bleu cheese.