The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game

[Guest]

And I was just going to ask if 5 swigs was a good thing or bad thing.....

Depends on who - I mean what - you're swigging.

 

[S-Des]

*Seeing how this thread turned out, makes a note to bring plenty to drink to the Florida Litogetner*

That, I can guarantee, is a good idea.

 

[Dar~]

*Seeing how this thread turned out, makes a note to bring plenty to drink to the Florida Litogetner*

Just bring money. Its lighter.

 

[impressive]

Well, it's early ... but there's fodder for more drinking.

 

[Guest]

Well, it's early ... but there's fodder for more drinking.

Shhhh.

Don't type so loudly.

 

[impressive]

Shhhh.

Don't type so loudly.

sorry

 

[Guest]

sorry

I'm better. Got some food in me.

How are you this fine day?

 

[impressive]

The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}

DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.)

RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)

The recently-registered but magically already knows everyone's triggers alt : 1 swig per post
The holier-than-thou long-time Litizen : 2 swigs per post
The Why-Can't-We-Get-Along? Pollyanna : 3 swigs per post
The self-proclaimed warrior bitch : 2 swigs per post
The self-proclaimed warrior bitch's fangrrls : 1 swig per post
The multi-syllabic make-your-eyes-cross-in-boredom pseudo-rant : 4 swigs per post
"I am invisible." : everybody go eat worms
The derail-hostility-by-outrageous-flirting Litizen : 2 swigs per post
The clueless newcomer trying to win points by siding with the underdog : 6 swigs per post
The whine about the lack of writerly threads : chug!
The spin-off thread emerges : *yawn*
EL insults someone : hell freezes over
The everything's-a-racial-slur defense : 3 swigs per post
The clueless newbie who launches into a completely unrelated diatribe : 2 swigs per post
Someone points to their post count as a sign of self-importance : 4 swigs
The rational debater : 1 swig per post
The multi-syllabic rational debater : 2 swigs per post
The multi-syllabic rational debater resorts to monosyllabic flirting in frustration : chug!
The name-caller : 1 swig per post
The multi-syllabic name caller : 3 swigs per post
ElSol drops a droll, dead-on *burp* comment : 10 swigs
The everything-I-say-is-stupid turd : 3 swigs per post
The clearly NOT isolated, Isolated Blurt : chug!
The Do-you-have-a-point? essay : 4 swigs
The_Fool blurts a poem about it : 5 swigs
Juan-speak makes an appearance : break out the Jell-O shooters
Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs
"What the fuck do you know?" : 2 swigs
"Ann Coulter is hawt." : self-induced hurl
Thread gets jacked by discussion of creative ways to humble Ann Coulter : 13 swigs
Paris Hilton enters the discussion : half a swig
Joe W magically shows up to proclaim his lust of Paris Hilton : chug!
"Check out this YouTube video." : 1 swig
"You can't possibly understand because you're not one of US." : 6 swigs
"Why can't we just play nice?" : 4 swigs
"This place is so clique-ish." : 3 swigs
Ami & Pure again demonstrate their inability to use the QUOTE function : 3 swigs per fucked-up quote
"I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark

:caning:

 

[cloudy]

:caning:

i am juan you no like my father he real mens. lebsians is sick you sick.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Some more additions:

"Happy Birthday X!" thread: 1 drink; double it for every additional birthday thread on the front page.

"He kiked down the dor and camed on her fase": chug!

"I was just saying the stupidest thing I could think of to see how many of you idiots would respond to it": 4 drinks and head over to the GB to play with the flying monkeys.

Never-ending "game" thread: drink until thread is no longer visible.

"How long does it take for stories to post?": 1 drink for every time you've heard the phrase in the last 24 hours.

Grammar question: 1 drink for every incorrect, incomplete, or incomprehensible "answer."

Citation made to Wikipedia in the course of a debate: 3 drinks.

Citation made to Dungeon Master's Handbook in course of a debate: 5 drinks.

Istanbul, Constantinople, Greece, Persia, or Alexandria mentioned: 1 drink each.

 

[Belegon]

Citation made to Dungeon Master's Handbook in course of a debate: 5 drinks.

<threadjack>

I just found mine in the move. I thought it was long gone, pretty sure I haven's seen it since around 1989...

</tj>

conspiracy theorist throws insults in a tiff over having not won a contest. nah, he's not worth drinking about

 

[Stella_Omega]

I can see I've been responsible for some mighty fine hangovers!

You can thank me later...

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO.
people are staring at me in this bar.


ok.
vella's come back: everyone get drunk~

 

[Trombonus]

Mwa ha ha ha, I'm tempted to just go ahead and see how many of those little qualifications I can knock out in one post.

 

[secretme]

So I should be good. I just called the hospital to reserve a room, broke out a six pack or two or 10 and I'm ready to start. I figure I'll dial *91 on my phone and see if in the drunken stupor I end up in I'm able to get that final 1 in there before passing out.

 

[Liar]

"I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark

Well, I'm about to leave Lit to go drink until everything gets dark. Join me if you wanna.

I'll be back tomorrow though. Hungover and monosyllabic most likely.

Cheerio.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}

DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.)

RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)

The recently-registered but magically already knows everyone's triggers alt : 1 swig per post
The holier-than-thou long-time Litizen : 2 swigs per post
The Why-Can't-We-Get-Along? Pollyanna : 3 swigs per post
The self-proclaimed warrior bitch : 2 swigs per post
The self-proclaimed warrior bitch's fangrrls : 1 swig per post
The multi-syllabic make-your-eyes-cross-in-boredom pseudo-rant : 4 swigs per post
"I am invisible." : everybody go eat worms
The derail-hostility-by-outrageous-flirting Litizen : 2 swigs per post
The clueless newcomer trying to win points by siding with the underdog : 6 swigs per post
The whine about the lack of writerly threads : chug!
The spin-off thread emerges : *yawn*
EL insults someone : hell freezes over
The everything's-a-racial-slur defense : 3 swigs per post
The clueless newbie who launches into a completely unrelated diatribe : 2 swigs per post
SeaCat posts in a thread he didn't start: beer bong
Someone points to their post count as a sign of self-importance : 4 swigs
The rational debater : 1 swig per post
The multi-syllabic rational debater : 2 swigs per post
The multi-syllabic rational debater resorts to monosyllabic flirting in frustration : chug!
The name-caller : 1 swig per post
The multi-syllabic name caller : 3 swigs per post
ElSol drops a droll, dead-on *burp* comment : 10 swigs
The everything-I-say-is-stupid turd : 3 swigs per post
The clearly NOT isolated, Isolated Blurt : chug!
The Do-you-have-a-point? essay : 4 swigs
The_Fool blurts a poem about it : 5 swigs
Juan-speak makes an appearance : break out the Jell-O shooters
Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs
"What the fuck do you know?" : 2 swigs
"Ann Coulter is hawt." : self-induced hurl
Thread gets jacked by discussion of creative ways to humble Ann Coulter : 13 swigs
Paris Hilton enters the discussion : half a swig
Joe W magically shows up to proclaim his lust of Paris Hilton : chug!
"Check out this YouTube video." : 1 swig
"You can't possibly understand because you're not one of US." : 6 swigs
"Why can't we just play nice?" : 4 swigs
"This place is so clique-ish." : 3 swigs
Ami & Pure again demonstrate their inability to use the QUOTE function : 3 swigs per fucked-up quote
"I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark

Yeah, so *bump*

and *swig*

GOODNIGHT.

 

[Belegon]

Yeah, so *bump*

and *swig*

GOODNIGHT.

Cloudy and her Spawn wave to each other online: 1 swig

It inspires six new incest stories: 3 swigs each story

 

[impressive]

The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}

DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.)

RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)

• The recently-registered but magically already knows everyone's triggers alt : 1 swig per post
• The holier-than-thou long-time Litizen : 2 swigs per post
• The Why-Can't-We-Get-Along? Pollyanna : 3 swigs per post
• The self-proclaimed warrior bitch : 2 swigs per post
• The self-proclaimed warrior bitch's fangrrls : 1 swig per post
• The multi-syllabic make-your-eyes-cross-in-boredom pseudo-rant : 4 swigs per post
• "I am invisible." : everybody go eat worms
• The derail-hostility-by-outrageous-flirting Litizen : 2 swigs per post
• The clueless newcomer trying to win points by siding with the underdog : 6 swigs per post
• The whine about the lack of writerly threads : chug!
• The spin-off thread emerges : *yawn*
• EL insults someone : hell freezes over
• The everything's-a-racial-slur defense : 3 swigs per post
• The clueless newbie who launches into a completely unrelated diatribe : 2 swigs per post
• SeaCat posts in a thread he didn't start : beer bong
• Someone points to their post count as a sign of self-importance : 4 swigs
• The rational debater : 1 swig per post
• The multi-syllabic rational debater : 2 swigs per post
• The multi-syllabic rational debater resorts to monosyllabic flirting in frustration : chug!
• The name-caller : 1 swig per post
• The multi-syllabic name caller : 3 swigs per post
• ElSol drops a droll, dead-on *burp* comment : 10 swigs
• The everything-I-say-is-stupid turd : 3 swigs per post
• Cloudy and her Spawn wave to each other online : 1 shot
• It inspires six new incest stories : 3 shots per story
• The clearly NOT isolated, Isolated Blurt : chug!
• The Do-you-have-a-point? essay : 4 swigs
• The_Fool blurts a poem about it : 5 swigs
• Juan-speak makes an appearance : break out the Jell-O shooters
• Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs
• "What the fuck do you know?" : 2 swigs
• "Ann Coulter is hawt." : self-induced hurl
• Thread gets jacked by discussion of creative ways to humble Ann Coulter : 13 swigs
• Paris Hilton enters the discussion : half a swig
• Joe W magically shows up to proclaim his lust of Paris Hilton : chug!
• "Check out this YouTube video." : 1 swig
• "You can't possibly understand because you're not one of US." : 6 swigs
• "Why can't we just play nice?" : 4 swigs
• "This place is so clique-ish." : 3 swigs
• Ami & Pure again demonstrate their inability to use the QUOTE function : 3 swigs per fucked-up quote (This may be outdated. They seem to have gotten the hang of it.)
• BFW starts another thread about DK harassing him : beer bong
• JBJ posts something abrasive : gargle with Jack Daniels
• SSS chastises others for quoting him : swallow it
• "I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark
• "I'm back" (stealth version -- i.e., I hope y'all forget that I threw a hissy fit and stomped off) : wine cooler toast
• "I'm back. Where's my parade?" :

Saturday bump.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy and her Spawn wave to each other online: 1 swig

It inspires six new incest stories: 3 swigs each story

made me spit out my coke.

 

[Guest]

Saturday bump.

# JBJ posts something abrasive : gargle with Jack Daniels
# SSS chastises others for quoting him : swallow it

 

[rgraham666]

Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs

I'm pretty easily mocked, aren't I?

 

[Liar]

Anyone tipsy yet?

Brb, gonna go mix up a black russian.

 

[The_Fool]

I still have determined whether 5 swigs is a good thing or a bad thing. If it's body shots off of a few females I know. Way too few....


As for the Jack Daniels thing....nevermind.

As for SSS and swallow it. I am unsure whether we are swallowing her or she is doing the swallowing...

 

[MagicaPractica]

Okay, this is all like if you've seen it in the past 24 hours right? Not just... ever? While I've never seen El insult anyone, I do remember Hell freezing over in late '88.