Homburg
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Bistro Bijou
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unpredictablebijou
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Fortunately, I'm into you.
Edit: ONto you. ON. Fuck
*growly, evil sort of laugh*
Anschul
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Right...Strife...no, wait...aren't strife and wife synonyms?
unpredictablebijou
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Indeed. Wives are high maintenance. How anyone could handle more than one of those I can't imagine.
What rhymes with 'husband'?
besides "untidy" and "overly talkative in the morning"?
bj
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How about "disorganized?"
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Oh. Duh.
In my ex-husband's mind, without a doubt.
fuzz man? fuzz stand?
You forgot "but uncommunicative at all other times."
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fuzz man? fuzz stand?
You forgot "but uncommunicative at all other times."
You're right. There are TONS of words that rhyme with husband.
bj
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I am incredifuckibly tired ... I threw a ED poem up, but I suspect it is shite... I've been up since 2 am mountain and travelling since. We got in around 6 pm... Really. <Bleh>
grand sand flan...
grand sand flan...
unpredictablebijou
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Steamed almond milk, tiny tea cookies, a big fluffy comforter and some lullabies for you, young lady.
And I'm putting in a DVD of Lost Horizon. That's a gorgeous movie to sleep to.
la la la la la....
bj
Homburg
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How about:
Selfless provider
and killer of spiders
so we kindly ignore
that his pants keep getting wider.
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Flat tire changer,
furniture rearranger,
taker-out of trash,
non-cleaner of splash,
champion snorer,
chick-movie abhorer,
love of my life,
idenitifes with Barney Fife.
One for my beloved. lol.
unpredictablebijou
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Flat tire changer,
furniture rearranger,
taker-out of trash,
non-cleaner of splash,
champion snorer,
chick-movie abhorer,
love of my life,
idenitifes with Barney Fife.
One for my beloved. lol.
Hooray! Both fabulous. Okay, New Bistro poetry challenge, a Same Title Challenge (I've always wanted to do an STC)
Words that Rhyme with Husband
modifications on that title are more than welcome.
and Hommie, that's gorgeous. 'Cept round my house, I'm the killer of spiders. The guys are compassionate and want to catch them in cups and take them outside, despite the fact that there are dozens and they all seem to be the size of kittens. I'm more the hunt-it-down-and-kill-it-with-a-sledgehammer type. I don't go in it's house; it shouldn't be coming into mine. I demand some respect for my niche.
I'm back and forth, to the restaurant next door where I have deliberately trapped myself for as long as it takes to get the fucking taxes finished, and back here to gather more paper and check at the Bistro, which has a way cooler crowd than Johnny's.
bj
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I actually dump them outside too. One of those Japenese things I got off my grandma - It's bad luck to kill a spider in your house. Grandma always said bad luck was one thing, but spiders kill annoying bugs, so it's bad luck, and it's stupid. Pragmatist, my grandma.
UnderYourSpell
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OMG I have arachnophobia I am very sorry but we just don't get along goodness knows why I have it they say it's a learned thing but no-one else in my family were ever concerned in the slightest. It's the way they sit hunched up then scuttle ughhhhhh. That said I am not as bad as I used to be and on seeing one on a palm tree in the Caribbean a couple of years ago I did stay sat at the BBQ table and it was only feet away I am very proud of that!
Talking of men having wider trousers ... why do certain men as they get older seem to wear the waistband nearer and nearer to the chin?
Talking of men having wider trousers ... why do certain men as they get older seem to wear the waistband nearer and nearer to the chin?
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Sitting on the train today there was a man of about fifty, with a huge round gut, with blue and white plaid shorts pulled high over that gut, and so that they were very tight in the nether regions. His lower lip was sticking out in a permanent pout and he was completely bald. An attractive girl sitting directly opposite him looked as though she was working hard at not showing revulsion. He had made it tough.
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There should be a law about who should and who shouldn't be allowed to wear shorts!
UnderYourSpell
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I seem to have overdone the 'shoulds' there lol
RhymeSmith
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Because as we get older, our stomache migrate toward the groin, causing our waists to shift toward the chest! Simple mechanics.
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Said the unhappy wife
of her unemployed husband,
"Who else would they choose
when a good worker was canned?"
Not my best, I know.
- Rhymesmith
UnderYourSpell
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Trying to work out something here about 'sex on demand' and 'damned' lol
The_Fool
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With the pitch and timbre of your voice, I am not sure that you could laugh that sort of laugh and not have it come out incredibly erotic...
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Fortunately, I'm into you.
Edit: ONto you. ON. Fuck
In honor of an honest response, I was going to try something new, until I realized that HTML code was off. Instead try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPdLb69-qk
I find myself humming the tune occasionaly.
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UnderYourSpell
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good rhythm to *fondle* to .......
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The answer is much simpler...Its so that we don't get pudding on our shirt.
Duh?
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Okay, New Bistro poetry challenge, a Same Title Challenge (I've always wanted to do an STC)
Words that Rhyme with Husband
I'm thinking this isn't much better, but where else do you go?
She got fed up with the sloth
Of her slob of a husband.
So she dumped all his stuff
At the corner by the bus stand.
I know, I know...weak.
Words that Rhyme with Husband
I'm thinking this isn't much better, but where else do you go?
She got fed up with the sloth
Of her slob of a husband.
So she dumped all his stuff
At the corner by the bus stand.
I know, I know...weak.
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