Bistro Bijou

[RhymeSmith]

*releases nipple*

Of course, dear...

*tongues navel, inches toward the promised land*

...Backs are so under stimulated I find .... mmm oh yes lower lower...

Yes, and I'm quite fond of that little depression at the lower end of a woman's backbone, just above the pelvis...

 

[Anschul]

UYS:

This is for you, my love.

Maybe wanna bend over?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Aghhhhh I can't see the pic all I get is a red cross ... does it perhaps mark the spot?

 

[The_Fool]

Hello all and happy Fool's Day!

Anschul, welcome! A fellow lover of Ghias is a most excellent addition to the bistro!

What're you drinkin? I'm putting up a Fool's Day menu as soon as it calms down in the real life shop.

Meanwhile, I have some news. I've found Jesus, and gotten salvation as of last night. I've given up erotica, booze, drugs, sex and jewelry.


*off to join the Mennonites*

bj

I dunno....I can't see you giving up jewelry.

 

[RhymeSmith]

I dunno....I can't see you giving up jewelry.

Really? The part I found incredible was giving up sex...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Hello The Fool have you come for the fondleathon?

 

[Anschul]

Aghhhhh I can't see the pic all I get is a red cross ... does it perhaps mark the spot?

Sorry, darlin, I'm still learning how to do this graphics stuff. It was actually a picture of a Hershey's Kiss. This all gets lost in the delay.
xoxox

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Errrrrrr what's a hersheys kiss?

 

[Anschul]

Sorry. Over here we (at least I) love the things. It's a little piece of solid chocolate in the shape of a cone, wrapped in foil, divine and quite addicting. Comes in solid milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, mint chocolate, caramel-filled, raspberry filled, or mocha-filled. We give them as Valentines gifts, anniversary gifts, thank-you gifts, fuck-you gifts, kiss-off gifts, and just a little something when someone needs a lift (by now you are over it, I'll bet), but the thought was pure. Google it and see. I'd be shocked if they weren't available over there.
By the way, exactly where is over there? I have family in London and Reading.

 

[QuantumMechanic]

...Comes in solid milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, mint chocolate, caramel-filled, raspberry filled, or mocha-filled...

Don't forget peanut butter and chocolate truffle!

Yummy!

http://www.hersheys.com/kisses/lib/img/about/making-of-kisses.jpg

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ohhhhh I must find them over here .......peanut butter mmmmmmm ... Ive had the peanut butter cups are they like that? I am 30 miles from London lol Tsk I am trying to write a 30 question quiz for tonight and I have only done 15 so far annnnnnnd I have to make apple and blackberry crumble for dinner. Oh drat and now the dogs want out

 

[RhymeSmith]

Don't forget peanut butter and chocolate truffle!

How about cherry cordial? And last Christmas, I had some with bits of peppermint candy embedded...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Heyyyyyyy I am feeling discriminated against here I demand a parcel immediately or how about a hersey a fondle (plus charity monies of course) !! I've written the quiz am now off to make crumble

 

[Anschul]

Heyyyyyyy I am feeling discriminated against here I demand a parcel immediately or how about a hersey a fondle (plus charity monies of course) !! I've written the quiz am now off to make crumble

a Hershey's Fondle? Brilliant! I'll ring them up!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I dunno....I can't see you giving up jewelry.

Really? The part I found incredible was giving up sex...

Busted. On both counts.

Errrrrrr what's a hersheys kiss?

OH MY GOD YOU POOR THING!
I'm getting a care package ready right now.

How about cherry cordial? And last Christmas, I had some with bits of peppermint candy embedded...

Okay, my mind went a lot of places when I read that. They were all good, but I'm pretty sure none of them was what you meant.

And as to Hershey's fondles...

I found, on cursory search, this, among other things. It's a good start.

I'm so glad to see it continued to be weird in here. WEIRD IS GOOD.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

goodness me she's got a long tongue I bet she can winkle that into a few unlikely places ....... on being informed that hershey bars are made with sour milk and taste like stuff I won't regurgitate in here I think I will pass ....

 

[RhymeSmith]

Okay, my mind went a lot of places when I read that. They were all good, but I'm pretty sure none of them was what you meant.

Hmmm... never can tell....

I found, on cursory search, this, among other things. It's a good start.

MY KIND OF CANDY!!!!!!!! -- Reminds me a little of Hom's ropework...

...being informed that hershey bars are made with sour milk and taste like stuff I won't regurgitate in here...

probably character assassination by one of Nestle's hit men...

 

[Anschul]

Busted. On both counts.




OH MY GOD YOU POOR THING!
I'm getting a care package ready right now.



Okay, my mind went a lot of places when I read that. They were all good, but I'm pretty sure none of them was what you meant.

And as to Hershey's fondles...

I found, on cursory search, this, among other things. It's a good start.

I'm so glad to see it continued to be weird in here. WEIRD IS GOOD.


bj

beej,
that picture isn't you, is it? and by the way, YUMMMMMM!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

MY KIND OF CANDY!!!!!!!! -- Reminds me a little of Hom's ropework...

Busted again. That was Homburg bait. He's been too quiet the past couple of days.

beej,
that picture isn't you, is it? and by the way, YUMMMMMM!

Nope, although I would so go there. Chocolate and bondage combined? Are you kiddin' me? Sign me up.

I liked it particularly because the application was so careful; the lines really do remind me of shibari.

*fiercely aesthetically driven*

bj

 

[Homburg]

MY KIND OF CANDY!!!!!!!! -- Reminds me a little of Hom's ropework.....

I rather thought the same thing.

Busted again. That was Homburg bait. He's been too quiet the past couple of days.

Nope, although I would so go there. Chocolate and bondage combined? Are you kiddin' me? Sign me up.

I liked it particularly because the application was so careful; the lines really do remind me of shibari.

*fiercely aesthetically driven*

bj

I knew it was bait, cagey broad.

Sorry, "life" ryhmes with "rife" and my former has been the latter with distractions lately

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I rather thought the same thing.



I knew it was bait, cagey broad.

Sorry, "life" ryhmes with "rife" and my former has been the latter with distractions lately

and that sort of tossed-off cleverness is why I like to tempt you back.

bj

 

[Angeline]

I rather thought the same thing.



I knew it was bait, cagey broad.

Sorry, "life" ryhmes with "rife" and my former has been the latter with distractions lately

Also "wife."

I can't think of any other rhymes. Can you? Anybody?

 

[Homburg]

and that sort of tossed-off cleverness is why I like to tempt you back.

bj

I hadn't left, doll. Just hadn't had much to talk about.

Random non-bijou poll: Who is your favourite active/living poet? Who is you favourite active/living Spoken Word artist? Feel free to expound, yo.

 

[Homburg]

Also "wife."

I can't think of any other rhymes. Can you? Anybody?

Knife, strife, fife...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I hadn't left, doll. Just hadn't had much to talk about.

Random non-bijou poll: Who is your favourite active/living poet? Who is you favourite active/living Spoken Word artist? Feel free to expound, yo.

Maybe I just like to Poke the Bear every once in a while.

I wouldn't put it past me.

bj