I had my first gay experience. let me tell you about it

[niandra_lades]

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 metres or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice.

I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.


Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and with a few more hits of the cinder block, I quickly made sure they were both dead. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

 

[kotori]

So here's my conundrum: Do I just put you on ignore and go about my business, or do I let you know how reprehensible I find your thread? If I choose the first, you'll never know (not that I expect you to care), and somehow that seems like condoning the thread. If I choose the second I doubt it will have any effect on your actions or opinions. What should I do?

 

[pipercatt]

It's too early in the morning for this shit.

 

[firespin]

So you're thinking moral intolerance makes a psychopathic murderer more appealing.

Good luck with that.

 

[Image]

Dammit Kotori, I was thinking the same thing...

You're just ugly, dude.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 metres or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice.

I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.


Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and with a few more hits of the cinder block, I quickly made sure they were both dead. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

Why don't you come to Texas and try that. Cause you know, queers have guns here.

 

[Problem Child]

Australia has their very own version of Killswitch mixed with Makofin.

How very quaint.

 

[Pookie]

Why do homophobes make the gayest threads?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Why don't you come to Texas and try that. Cause you know, queers have guns here.

An expanded meaning to the term "packing".

Sorry.

Carry on.

 

[DéjàNu]

when you are reduce to think of bullshit like that its when you should realised that you are having problems

serious ones

 

[kotori]

Why do homophobes make the gayest threads?

Latentcy and self-loathing?

 

[Pookie]

Latentcy and self-loathing?

And who the hell carries a cinder block around with them? Now that's gay.

 

[piove_essa]

This man is gagging for a hard cock in the arse.
This man deserves all his pain and tortuous self-loathing.
You sir, are the latest, greatest fucktard.

 

[Image]

He's probably been rejected by so many men in the past that he's gone all psycho now. I think he's been wanting a good hard man fuck since he was a teenager watching the other boys in the locker room...

 

[firespin]

And who the hell carries a cinder block around with them? Now that's gay.

If he carries two, he's ready to make a new bookshelf for his loft at a moment's notice.

For his Mapplethorpe books and such.

 

[fgarvb1]

So like, Are you really some gay Psycho killer?

Or a wanna be?

Just fucking nuts?

Are you trying to show what an obnoxious ass you can be?

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I've got to learn how to create a poll.
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[Faneros]

Australia has their very own version of Killswitch mixed with Makofin.

How very quaint.

I wonder if they also cut grass for a living?

 

[Corruptible]

You could have at least shown some measure of creativity with this. Your writing is almost as atrocious as the tale you portray with it.

 

[Image]

For his Mapplethorpe books and such.

I love his stuff! I think I'll post a few pictures just for the fucktard...

You could have at least shown some measure of creativity with this. Your writing is almost as atrocious as the tale you portray with it.

Agreed...

Good morning, sweetness
*cat like stretches*

 

[Corruptible]

I love his stuff! I think I'll post a few pictures just for the fucktard...



Agreed...

Good morning, sweetness
*cat like stretches*

Morning, sunshine

*sleepy sigh*

 

[alabama]

He's probably been rejected by so many men in the past that he's gone all psycho now. I think he's been wanting a good hard man fuck since he was a teenager watching the other boys in the locker room...

He did manage to notice what a nicely shaped ass the man had...

 

[fgarvb1]

He did manage to notice what a nicely shaped ass the man had...

LOL!

alabama...Sharp as always!

 

[RoboKop]

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 metres or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice.

I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.


Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and with a few more hits of the cinder block, I quickly made sure they were both dead. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

If you are going to be asshole at least make your story more believable. I have never walked through the woods and just found cinder blocks laying around. Oh by the way. You really are gay. A straight man would never notice that another man had a nice ass. Your actions sound more like a jealous pathetic bitchboi.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

So long, asshole.

 

[Image]

As promised...

http://images.artnet.com/artwork_images_424149003_242768_robert-mapplethorpe.jpg