~Ha!~

Elementary, my dear Watson.

It was so obvious that the man smoking the Trincopoly cigar was a one-legged Mongolian horse-taming philanderer who was the red herring deliberately dragged across our trail by the fiendish Moriarty.

Og
 
Elementary, my dear Watson.

It was so obvious that the man smoking the Trincopoly cigar was a one-legged Mongolian horse-taming philanderer who was the red herring deliberately dragged across our trail by the fiendish Moriarty.

Og

When you see it, it is no longer a mystery.
The lights, man.
 
Well, the Ha! was because I realized that so much that is touted to matter doesn't really matter that much. Really, only one thing matters. Just one. And we all know what that is.

So... life's alright.
 
Elementary, my dear Watson.

It was so obvious that the man smoking the Trincopoly cigar was a one-legged Mongolian horse-taming philanderer who was the red herring deliberately dragged across our trail by the fiendish Moriarty.

Og

As a one-legged Mongolian horse-taming philanderer, who just so happens to smoke Trincopoly cigars, I am horribly offended and being made a red herring or by having one of my brethren dragged across trails.

I shall be lodging a complaint shortly.
 
Sorry all the complaint taking bobbies are out for suppa t'night. May you leave a message with the red herring dog at the back door?
 
Bananas.

That makes four.:mad:

So...
chocolate
bananas
the buzzy thing

and the you-know-what

one's hands fill up quite quick, again.

And let's not be surprised the mongolian cigarists are logging their complaints already.
no.
 
Looks around at a three legged mongolian who is suspiciously smoking a Cuban cigar.

" Hey! Watch it with my buzzy thing! I've only to dip your banana in my chocolate and You- know what'll just start flopping around!"
 
Looks around at a three legged mongolian who is suspiciously smoking a Cuban cigar.

" Hey! Watch it with my buzzy thing! I've only to dip your banana in my chocolate and You- know what'll just start flopping around!"

And apologies to non-3-legged mongolians. Certainly no insinuations meant.
So we've the smoking cuban, too.

And finally, pardon the you-know-what in your buzzy chocolaty banana thing. They/It do/does flop a bit.

Oh, and a fine trajectory over there!
 
The three legged mongolian takes a long drag off of his cigar, casually eyeing the woman standing near him.

" Oh, thats your buzzy thing?" he asks casually. His hand shoots out at faster than the eye can follow and does a little kung fu magic to a knob here and a switch there. The woman faints after the wild handjob she was given. Chocolate doused banana pieces run down the inside of her legs as she recuperates from a mindblowing orgasm.

He harrumphs mildly looking smug and takes another puff of his cigar. He gazes into the distance waiting for his next victim to come strolling along.
 
The three legged mongolian takes a long drag off of his cigar, casually eyeing the woman standing near him.

" Oh, thats your buzzy thing?" he asks casually. His hand shoots out at faster than the eye can follow and does a little kung fu magic to a knob here and a switch there. The woman faints after the wild handjob she was given. Chocolate doused banana pieces run down the inside of her legs as she recuperates from a mindblowing orgasm.

He harrumphs mildly looking smug and takes another puff of his cigar. He gazes into the distance waiting for his next victim to come strolling along.

makes you wonder what the buzzy thing is doesnt it?:eek::):D
 
makes you wonder what the buzzy thing is doesnt it?:eek::):D

It gave us this miniature masterpiece:

The three legged mongolian takes a long drag off of his cigar, casually eyeing the woman standing near him.

" Oh, thats your buzzy thing?" he asks casually. His hand shoots out at faster than the eye can follow and does a little kung fu magic to a knob here and a switch there. The woman faints after the wild handjob she was given. Chocolate doused banana pieces run down the inside of her legs as she recuperates from a mindblowing orgasm.

He harrumphs mildly looking smug and takes another puff of his cigar. He gazes into the distance waiting for his next victim to come strolling along.

and that's all anyone needs to know about that buzzy thing, whatever it is.
 
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