Can we get SamuelX banned?

[crazybbwgirl]

They look for child porn. Not grammar.

oh - so that's how my stories got thru!

 

[English Lady]

They look for child porn. Not grammar.

sort of but not quite. I've had a story knocked back on grammar issues once. It's not the main thing they're looking for, though.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

sort of but not quite. I've had a story knocked back on grammar issues once. It's not the main thing they're looking for, though.

Ok - so the stories must not be that bad then?

(I'm far too lazy and apathetic to go and look myself. )

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

sort of but not quite. I've had a story knocked back on grammar issues once. It's not the main thing they're looking for, though.

My point is that they're not judging quality, which is subjective, time consuming, and counter to the site's spirit. If it's in English, readable, and doesn't involve fucking kids or goats, you're in.

 

[hotguy1234]

Stories???

I submit stories, but they reject them


Bastards say too much comedy, not enough fucking.

Well I like my stories and think they are hilarious

 

[xiiriishbaybeex]

You can't ban someone for bad writing. Thread over.

agree

 

[English Lady]

Ok - so the stories must not be that bad then?

(I'm far too lazy and apathetic to go and look myself. )

Nope, you're readable at least

My point is that they're not judging quality, which is subjective, time consuming, and counter to the site's spirit. If it's in English, readable, and doesn't involve fucking kids or goats, you're in.

Yep, I agree completely.

 

[hotguy1234]

My point is that they're not judging quality, which is subjective, time consuming, and counter to the site's spirit. If it's in English, readable, and doesn't involve fucking kids or goats, you're in.

ok but can I write about fucking inanimate object.

I am not into that but maybe lit needs a whole category of that stuff

 

[bronzeage]

ok but can I write about fucking inanimate object.

I am not into that but maybe lit needs a whole category of that stuff

You can write about sex with pieces fruit, but be careful of using descriptions which might indicate the fruit is not fully ripened.

 

[English Lady]

ok but can I write about fucking inanimate object.

I am not into that but maybe lit needs a whole category of that stuff

Toys&masturbation

 

[Luke's Angel]

My point is that they're not judging quality, which is subjective, time consuming, and counter to the site's spirit. If it's in English, readable, and doesn't involve fucking kids or goats, you're in.

I am resisting the temptation to make a really bad joke. Must resist...

 

[Image]

Six hundred submissions? Are you serious? I don't think I've ever read him. I wonder if he gets off after each writing...

I remember getting off to my own stories but I've only got a few...

The point is, anyone can submit and anyone can choose to read or not. Unless he's annoying me on the GB I say leave the guy alone...

 

[killallhippies]

eat a dick.

 

[Sean Renaud]

My point is that they're not judging quality, which is subjective, time consuming, and counter to the site's spirit. If it's in English, readable, and doesn't involve fucking kids or goats, you're in.

Actually you can get too brutal and be rejected. It's happened to me twice. Granted I was pushing the limits merely to find out where they were at that point but it is possible. Still you're 99% correct. And as far as official posted rules you're 100% right.

 

[Sean]

I always like "can we ban xxx" threads. Do people not even bother getting a basic feel for the GB before posting?

 

[killallhippies]

Actually you can get too brutal and be rejected. It's happened to me twice. Granted I was pushing the limits merely to find out where they were at that point but it is possible. Still you're 99% correct. And as far as official posted rules you're 100% right.

and you can actually post stories about underage sex if you aren't stupid enough to list ages.

though, some actually have and made it on to the site anyway. the "editors" can be a bit inconsistent at times.

 

[thesorrow07]

I've read him. He's not bad. Try submitting to Chyoo, they are some picky bastards over there. I did 3 re-writes before my 2 stories were accepted

 

[killallhippies]

chyoo still exists? i hate that crap.

 

[thesorrow07]

chyoo still exists? i hate that crap.

As long as you stick with well-established stories, it's pretty damn good. There are a few dipshits that slip through the cracks, though.

 

[Emerald_Dragon]

You can write about sex with pieces fruit, but be careful of using descriptions which might indicate the fruit is not fully ripened.

HAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE...my god you are funny.

Back to the point of the thread. Generally if I don't like an author I don't go looking for their stories. Nor do I click on new ones that show up on the site.

Your "crap" may be someone elses favorite. Why don't you take your refined reading requirements to another site.

 

[Image]

I was never able to get Chyoo to work. I gave up years ago... Is it fixed now? I like the idea of interactive stories.

 

[thesorrow07]

I was never able to get Chyoo to work. I gave up years ago... Is it fixed now? I like the idea of interactive stories.

It works fine for me... I write there under the same handle minus the 07 at the end.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE If it's in English, readable, and doesn't involve fucking kids or goats, you're in

Not exactly cunt.

I've now had 13 stories rejected (for all manner of reasons - under 18, snuff, grammer, wrong category, bestility, etc.) and almost all of them were subsequently accepted when resubmitted without any changes being made on my part.

I also have one story that I've let sit in the rejected bin for four months and still, somehow, it racks up 50 or so VIEWS each month. Which is a whole different problem.

jrs

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've now had 13 stories rejected (for all manner of reasons - under 18, snuff, grammer...)

"Grammar".

I love when they do that.

 

[dg]

"Grammar".

I love when they do that.

Bestility? :x.