Stick it in me...

[lonelyhornyboi]

So I was thinking last night that I wanted to stick something kinky inside of me. The problem is I had no idea WHAT to use.

I'm thinking that I'm going to make a shopping list of things to buy for such a purpose. Post your favorite, or add to the list! A few of these items I already have, but havent tried them. I plan on buying one item each week or so.

Also doing this as kind of a check system. If you see anything on the list that could be harmful, or know from personal experience that its unpleasant, please say so.

The list so far:

Marbles
Golf Balls
Chocolate
Banana
Plastic rod with glitter inside... you know the ones right?
Popscicles
Push-ups

 

[nbghyt56]

what's wrong with dildos, vibrators and butt plugs???

 

[blklthrjkt]

fruits and vegetables can work, if you are a smart shopper.

 

[FallenAngelsSlut]

So I was thinking last night that I wanted to stick something kinky inside of me. The problem is I had no idea WHAT to use.

I'm thinking that I'm going to make a shopping list of things to buy for such a purpose. Post your favorite, or add to the list! A few of these items I already have, but havent tried them. I plan on buying one item each week or so.

Also doing this as kind of a check system. If you see anything on the list that could be harmful, or know from personal experience that its unpleasant, please say so.

The list so far:

Marbles
Golf Balls
Chocolate
Banana
Plastic rod with glitter inside... you know the ones right?
Popscicles
Push-ups

I wouldnt do any of the ones you have on your list for one reason or another... Sooo why not dildos, vibes or butt plug???

 

[lonelyhornyboi]

Theres nothing wrong with my dildos and vibrators (I dont own a buttplug ), just I was looking for something a bit more kinky/unusual. I dont wanna drop the money on a new toy right now.

 

[limplizzard]

Visit the local porno shop and get a good dildo, any kind of frozen ice cream is very cold and damn sure not pleasant.

 

[cramer-FL]

I would be afraid that the object might not be designed to go up an ass and then face the embarrassment of having a doctor pull it out.

 

[blklthrjkt]

I would be afraid that the object might not be designed to go up an ass and then face the embarrassment of having a doctor pull it out.

Well there is that possibility, and ven though doctors claim they have seen everything....they haven't.

 

[Bill3250]

So I was thinking last night that I wanted to stick something kinky inside of me. The problem is I had no idea WHAT to use.

I'm thinking that I'm going to make a shopping list of things to buy for such a purpose. Post your favorite, or add to the list! A few of these items I already have, but havent tried them. I plan on buying one item each week or so.

Also doing this as kind of a check system. If you see anything on the list that could be harmful, or know from personal experience that its unpleasant, please say so.

The list so far:

Marbles
Golf Balls
Chocolate
Banana
Plastic rod with glitter inside... you know the ones right?
Popscicles
Push-ups

Nothing can fully replace a cock, especially a long, think, throbbing, hot cock.

 

[mynameiskate]

I've used makeup brushes and knitting needles, but make sure they're the right size. I didn't really stick the knitting needles IN, I just rubbed them along my cl*t and the cold metal felt great!

 

[Curious_Rob]

ive used the other end of one of those vibrating toothbrushes, end of a very nice screwdriver...umm and a small round bottle

 

[norcalbiguy]

I use a tooth brush holder ya know one you use when you go on vaction. it works great long and smooth I say it's about 8 to 9 inches long.

 

[Curious_Rob]

ive totally done that it really gets me going! i end up using it in the shower, how about you?

 

[Chicklet]

The list so far:

Marbles
Golf Balls
Chocolate
Banana
Plastic rod with glitter inside... you know the ones right?
Popscicles
Push-ups

If you're gonna put food in your butt, try to put a condom over it. Sugars and things can do weird stuff to your body that you might not expect. And the anus is going to suck things into your system faster than you might imagine.

If you're going to try things like marbles and golf balls, you're going to want to brainstorm a way to get them out that doesn't involve a physician. My thought would be to put multiple items into a condom (a few golf balls in a row) and then tie the end of the condom off with a shoelace that will dangle out, so that when you're ready to expel the balls, you have the string to help you tug.

More thoughts:

Ginger (look up 'figging')
brush handle
screwdriver handle (or any tool handle that leaves something out for you to grab on)

 

[littlebitshe]

I would be afraid that the object might not be designed to go up an ass and then face the embarrassment of having a doctor pull it out.

You know.... I was thinking the EXACT same thing! Hi Doc, Can you please fish this cucumber out of me?!

 

[Curious_Rob]

lol yeah that would be a little odd...

 

[lvr]

I use the vibrating handle of my mach3 razor fairly often. The vibration gives me an incredible orgasm. When I want something bigger, I will lube up a nice fat carrot. I have done drumsticks, skinny bottles, and plunger handles in the past. Those were kinky! Mostly I just use my finger though. I seldom masturbate without at least rimming myself.

 

[human_male]

I don't put ANYTHING in my butt anymore because I'm so fearful of injury or some other mishap (but in the past a pool que and my remove control wrapped in bubble wrap were the weirdest). This thread has unnerved me a bit. I hope no one does themselves an injury.

 

[dynamics]

great thread!

I often think about what I should put in my ass... the other day I covered 3 tennis balls with a condom... could only get the firs two in though, but loved it!

 

[bi golly]

I often think about what I should put in my ass... the other day I covered 3 tennis balls with a condom... could only get the firs two in though, but loved it!

Were you auditioning for the "Wierd shit in the Butt X-Rays" web site? I hear they are looking for more material.

 

[blklthrjkt]

Personally, I like to stick with things hat won't get lodged. I also always cover my sex toys with condoms. Easier clean up and no harmful chemicals that many sex toys contain.

 

[dynamics]

Were you auditioning for the "Wierd shit in the Butt X-Rays" web site? I hear they are looking for more material.

Do I get paid?

 

[FasrEddie]

Cucumber???

 

[none2_none2]

If you're gonna put food in your butt, try to put a condom over it. Sugars and things can do weird stuff to your body that you might not expect. And the anus is going to suck things into your system faster than you might imagine.

That reminded me of some gay pornos I've seen where a guy sticks a beer bottle up a guy's ass and then proceed to give the guy a beer enema. I think that could get someone drunk pretty fast -- could be dangerous if too much or a high alcohol content.

 

[lonelyhornyboi]

That reminded me of some gay pornos I've seen where a guy sticks a beer bottle up a guy's ass and then proceed to give the guy a beer enema. I think that could get someone drunk pretty fast -- could be dangerous if too much or a high alcohol content.

Right. The small intestine absorbs moisture, and in the case of alchohol its absorbed in such a way that it bypasses the liver which filters out harmful substances. Also, when alchohol is in the stomach some of it evaporates off (causing bad breath). So alchohol poisoning is more dangerous that way...

Speaking of beer and sex... anyone know what a beer blowjob feels like?