The Not Attending Chicago Memorial Thread

[shereads]

I relieved that I'm not going, because I know I'd say something silly and get black looks from everyone and then sit in a corner and play my Nintendo DS glumly

It's impossible to be glum in a pair of boudoir slippers with little puffs of pink maribou feathers at the toes.

 

[NoJo]

It's impossible to be glum in a pair of boudoir slippers with little puffs of pink maribou feathers at the toes.

No, but they're great pouting clothes

 

[shereads]

There now, the fantasy is out in the open

You haven't read my erotic Earth Day poem, "Accidentally Fucked By a Falling Three-Toed Sloth While Walking in the Endangered Rainforest."

 

[shereads]

No, but they're great pouting clothes

They're impractical as walking shoes, though.

 

[NoJo]

You haven't read my erotic Earth Day poem, "Accidentally Fucked By a Falling Three-Toed Sloth While Walking in the Endangered Rainforest."

It's probably like all your other thinly-disguised political polemics.

 

[NoJo]

They're impractical as walking shoes, though.

Those would go well with tear-stained mascara and Stolichnaya

 

[shereads]

It's probably like all your other thinly-disguised political polemics.

Not at all. In my other polemics, the sloth always escapes from the Washington Zoo. This is the first one that takes place in a wilderness environment, and the first one involving pink shoes.

 

[shereads]

Those would go well with tear-stained mascara and Stolichnaya

Substitute a can of Wisconsin vodka for the Stoli.

 

[neonlyte]

Substitute a can of Wisconsin vodka for the Stoli.

Is that like Spanish whisky?

 

[NoJo]

Is that like Spanish whisky?

Yes its oxymoronic alcohol. Yannow, British sex, etc

 

[voluptuary_manque]

From the sound of that story, I want whatever shereads is drinking! Wheeeee!

 

[damppanties]

Now the company I could supply

The combination of "Pooh" and "I have homework" made you sound like a 12 year-old. Let's meet for ice-cream and then fuck

LOL.
And, what she said:

Pervert.

I relieved that I'm not going, because I know I'd say something silly and get black looks from everyone and then sit in a corner and play my Nintendo DS glumly

I want to attend a Lit-together with Joe just to see that.
And of course, have ice cream and fuck.

 

[Belegon]

Substitute a can of Wisconsin vodka for the Stoli.

Old Style?

 

[Guest]

Next year the Littogether is tentatively scheduled for the second week in April so Sarah's Spring break fits it, I believe. Perhaps we should ask her?

No, it isn't. I never said that.

Where on earth did you get that?

Last year's Lit-together in Chicago was one week earlier than this year's. In the middle of March. (Which is where I want to have it next year.)

We had to move it a week LATER because Easter was so early this time, that's all. The time in March was to coincide with spring break.

 

[Guest]

You haven't read my erotic Earth Day poem, "Accidentally Fucked By a Falling Three-Toed Sloth While Walking in the Endangered Rainforest."

You should have that tattooed on your ass. It's so poetic.

 

[Guest]

We're going to try to work up a live cam feed from at least one of the rooms on at least one of the nights.

We could have a giant group grope from miles away.

 

[rgraham666]

We're going to try to work up a live cam feed from at least one of the rooms on at least one of the nights.

We could have a giant group grope from miles away.

 

[Guest]

Enigmatic look from Sir Rob.

 

[rgraham666]

Enigmatic look from Sir Rob.

http://bestsmileys.com/angles/9.gif

 

[Guest]

http://bestsmileys.com/angles/9.gif

Just spit out my drink.

 

[rgraham666]

Glad to be of service.

 

[shereads]

From the sound of that story, I want whatever shereads is drinking! Wheeeee!

Even I don't want what I'm drinking.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

No, it isn't. I never said that.

Where on earth did you get that?

Durned if I know. I have these problems with hallucinations at times.

Last year's Lit-together in Chicago was one week earlier than this year's. In the middle of March. (Which is where I want to have it next year.)

Sign me up! Tonight I just finished my report cards and tomorrow is Open House. Believe me I don't want it timed to be anywhere near those two. Yea, mid-March!

We had to move it a week LATER because Easter was so early this time, that's all. The time in March was to coincide with spring break.

Your spring break isn't related to Easter then? I think that's where the confusion set in. Ours usually is so I figured everyone's was. Duh! Yeah, mid-March. Like-um mid-March!

 

[jomar]

We're going to try to work up a live cam feed from at least one of the rooms on at least one of the nights.

We could have a giant group grope from miles away.

Make sure it's a a high bandwith feed. And it's set up in the right room.

 

[fieryjen]

We're going to try to work up a live cam feed from at least one of the rooms on at least one of the nights.

We could have a giant group grope from miles away.

We are?

Could there please be a polite sign warning me to stay away from that room?