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[scouries]

huh!

The princess of popularity....here? very, very weird...

Now I do think there was something to that "AHland 1st Quarter ScouriesWorld Quota" stuff...

Miss Kytten?????? WOW!!!!

jrs

 

[NoJo]

Hey scouries, which of your incest stories ""Daddy?" I Whispered" or "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned" is better? I don't have time to read both

 

[Guest]

you'll like them all...

Hi Mr Joe it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] here,

The boss asked me to reply to your query. Like you he's quite busy these days. Mind you in Mr. Scouries case he's spending his time writing best sellers, not 10,000 inane posts.

My suggestion is you try to cut back on the time you spend posting and a little more time reading the bosses masterpieces. After you've finished "Daddy", I Whispered and "Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned, (LITEROTICAS top 2 all time vote getters by the way) I'd suggest you try:

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Nude Dancing #1

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after that you might try:

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O’Scouries Valentines Day Wife

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When you've finished those four why don't you get back to me and I'll recommend a few more for you.

And of course we'd love to have you as a member of the ScouriesWorld fan club. Just send an e-mail to me at scouries@yahoo.com for your application form.

Thanks for you interest in the wonderful stories of ScouriesWorld.

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
V.P. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
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[Darkniciad]

That may or may not be so.

But if he believes what he says, no conversation in the world will un-dement him.

And if he's putting you on, everything you say is troll-food.

He's not going anywhere, so *shrug* The whole "ignore" thing doesn't matter. We've been there, done that. Same delusions and ranting, none of the amusement from making fun of him. What's the point in that?

There's no starving out scouries. He has all his imaginary friends to keep him company, and he'll always get to someone who will start posting. It will either be someone who's been around a while and he gets their goat, or it will be somebody new who doesn't know he's nutty as a fruitcake.

No matter what, his crazy little corner of the forum is here to stay. May as well have some fun with it.

I know I get under his skin, and that's good enough for me. Every little bit of irritation I cause him, no matter how fleeting, is a little payback for all the people he's screwed around with. It makes me giggle.

Never claimed I wasn't a twisted sumbitch.

 

[jomar]

Is it cool to play here again!

 

[sr71plt]

He's not going anywhere, so *shrug* The whole "ignore" thing doesn't No matter what, his crazy little corner of the forum is here to stay. May as well have some fun with it.

Primarily I like to see when the thread isn't conceded to him as his own "crazy little corner."

I thought it was quite amusing when Boston was taking it over there for a while. Scouries must have been livid not knowing how to deal with that.

 

[ZanyRaine]

Is it cool to play here again!

Why not? Scouries obviously enjoys the company. I would hate to think of his being lonely.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Primarily I like to see when the thread isn't conceded to him as his own "crazy little corner."

I thought it was quite amusing when Boston was taking it over there for a while. Scouries must have been livid not knowing how to deal with that.

It must feel strange -- on the inside-- when two personalities battle for one body.

 

[Darkniciad]

*Chuckle* Ignoring him in his own thread is probably far more irritating, and certainly a hella lot more fun.

 

[tickledkitty]

Hey scouries, which of your incest stories ""Daddy?" I Whispered" or "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned" is better? I don't have time to read both

Oh, Meester Joe. I theenk you like my stories more better.

 

[tickledkitty]

Primarily I like to see when the thread isn't conceded to him as his own "crazy little corner."

I thought it was quite amusing when Boston was taking it over there for a while. Scouries must have been livid not knowing how to deal with that.

Nah. They're good buddies.

 

[sr71plt]

Nah. They're good buddies.

You think Scouries appreciates anyone standing in his spotlight, especially someone he's been maneuvered to publicly approve. Ha, ha, ha.

 

[tickledkitty]

You think Scouries appreciates anyone standing in his spotlight, especially someone he's been maneuvered to publicly approve. Ha, ha, ha.

Honestly? No.

I just wanted to say they're good buddies.

 

[sr71plt]

Honestly? No.

I just wanted to say they're good buddies.

I'd believe that BFW thought they were good buddies. There's a pattern here methinks. (But I'll bet Scouries was thrown for a "what the hell?" loop when BFW did the dog name-calling bit--there for a while it looked like BFW was a gamesmen himself.)

 

[tickledkitty]

I'd believe that BFW thought they were good buddies. There's a pattern here methinks. (But I'll bet Scouries was thrown for a "what the hell?" loop when BFW did the dog name-calling bit--there for a while it looked like BFW was a gamesmen himself.)

Is he that smart?

 

[sr71plt]

Is he that smart?

There for a bit it looked like he might be.

 

[Darkniciad]

Minor correction:

He can't stand anyone standing in any spotlight, except him.

( Especially if the person in the spotlight didn't have to turn it on himself/herself and scramble back into the beam )

That dog bit came across to me as a subtle dig, too.

The question is whether scouries caught on or not *laugh*

 

[sr71plt]

Minor correction:

He can't stand anyone standing in any spotlight, except him.

( Especially if the person in the spotlight didn't have to turn it on himself/herself and scramble back into the beam )

Double points when it's his thread, don't you think?

 

[tickledkitty]

There for a bit it looked like he might be.

Hard to tell with all that blustering.

 

[Darkniciad]

Double points when it's his thread, don't you think?

At least.

Hate to admit it, because he still grates my nerves hard and harps on people I like, but credit where credit is due.

 

[sr71plt]

That dog bit came across to me as a subtle dig, too.

The question is whether scouries caught on or not *laugh*

Oh, I think Scouries snapped right to on the possibilities. Unfortunately, as it turned out, I think it was completely innocent and that even now BFW doesn't see the double-cross element in it--which is a real pity. It could have been delicious (in fact the thought of Scouries first reading it--on his thread--is delicious anyway).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Scouries is someone famous

Have you no life? Are you that bored that you lurk here 24/7? Are you that enamored with Scouries that you must report on his every fart?

It's a nice day. Turn off your computer and go outside. Maybe some of you will be hit by a car.

Nonetheless, what does it matter? At least when you in the hospital recovering from your broken bones and away from your computer and Sir Scouries thread, you may even develop a story about a nurse caring for you.

Yes, of course I realize that the nurse caring for you is a pound over 250, but that is why we all write fiction, well, not all of us, some of us, okay, me mostly (lol).

So...let me know what street you'll be crossing so that I can fulfill your every living life large fantasy and run you over with my car. Hey, I'm only thinking about your mental health. And I promise to avoid squishing your head beneath my tires.

Sir Scouries, these fools know not how great you are. They are mere mental mortals. If they only knew who you were, they'd be writing respectful posts hoping that you will take them along with you back to Hollywood.

Yes, it's true. Scouries is a famous celebrity hiding here between movies. This, believe it or not, is his down time. This is where he relaxes by writing his foolishness while waiting and hoping to discover one talent that will give him another Oscar.

Oh, great Scouries, let that person be me. Take me away from here. I need to meet Rene Zellweiger and Cameron Diaz while they are still single. Actually, what does it matter, single or married, they all screw around anyway.

For the rest of you fools, please post the location and time you'll be crossing the street. Have a nice day and, by the way, good luck to all of you who are entering the Earth Day Contest.

 

[cloudy]

Have you no life? Are you that bored that you lurk here 24/7? Are you that enamored with Scouries that you must report on his every fart?

It's a nice day. Turn off your computer and go outside. Maybe some of you will be hit by a car.

Nonetheless, what does it matter? At least when you in the hospital recovering from your broken bones and away from your computer and Sir Scouries thread, you may even develop a story about a nurse caring for you.

Yes, of course I realize that the nurse caring for you is a pound over 250, but that is why we all write fiction, well, not all of us, some of us, okay, me mostly (lol).

So...let me know what street you'll be crossing so that I can fulfill your every living life large fantasy and run you over with my car. Hey, I'm only thinking about your mental health. And I promise to avoid squishing your head beneath my tires.

Sir Scouries, these fools know not how great you are. They are mere mental mortals. If they only knew who you were, they'd be writing respectful posts hoping that you will take them along with you back to Hollywood.

Yes, it's true. Scouries is a famous celebrity hiding here between movies. This, believe it or not, is his down time. This is where he relaxes by writing his foolishness while waiting and hoping to discover one talent that will give him another Oscar.

Oh, great Scouries, let that person be me. Take me away from here. I need to meet Rene Zellweiger and Cameron Diaz while they are still single. Actually, what does it matter, single or married, they all screw around anyway.

For the rest of you fools, please post the location and time you'll be crossing the street. Have a nice day and, by the way, good luck to all of you who are entering the Earth Day Contest.

I wonder if you realize how ridiculous you sound, how absolutely petty...how jealous of everyone else - so jealous, in fact, that you wish them to be "hit by a car."

Dude, please...do you not have any self-respect? Any dignity? If you do, I'm not seeing it here. Honestly, I realize that scours has none of these things, and I expect no better of him, but I had hope for you.

Just sayin'.

(go ahead and flame me now, but realize that you're only proving my point if you do. Would it kill you to take the high road, and not retaliate extravagantly against anyone that offers you the slightest criticism? I wouldn't think you'd be so immature as to continue to react to something well-meaning, if critical, by wishing people "hit by a car" or other assorted nonsense)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Big old bag of wind

That's it, Cloudy. Last night is the last time I'm allowing you to blow me. No, there's no use begging. It's too late. You're insulted me one too many times. I'm done giving you the privilage of my body.

Apparently, Cloudy, even your birthday doesn't make you happy.

You take me waaaaaaaay too literal. Do you really believe that I want them hit by a car? Do you really think that I would hit them with my car?

Do you have any idea the cost of insurance, not to mention how much it cost to buff out all that blood and all those scratches to my body work?

Besides, I'd visit them in the hospital. It's for their own good, after all, so that they can go outside and experience life and maybe even (gulp) write a...what do you call those things, oh yeah, a story.

I thought what I wrote was creatively funny now if you want to start up some shit over this Cloudy then I understand the meaning of your name. Only, I'd change it to Thunder Cloud.

Happy birthday, you big old bag of wind (cloudy, get it?). May you live another 75 years.

Hugs, humps, and kisses,

Freddie