Kink and Work

cramer-FL

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I am just curious, what is the kinkiest thing you have done at work? Company vehicles are included.
 
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i love to mastrbate at work in the bathroom. i strip down in the stall and mastrbate while listening to guys pee! i know a lil weird!
 
I got caught peeking and the cock of the co-worker pissing in the next urinal. "You like it?" he asked nodding at his fine cock. Then, when I said I did, he took my hand, held it in the stream of piss pouring from his cock and laughed. When he finshed pissing and left, I licked the piss from my palm and jerked off into the urinal. Later that day I sucked him off.
 
Well I've certainly jerked off both in the work place and on the way home on the bus.
There was this girl on the bus, really quite hot, big breasts and she always used to wear halters.
It was possible to jerk off watching her and she either couldn;t see oir didn't care.

But the kinkiest (and it is not that kinky) is that the bosses wife paid me to jerk off over her.
She also wanted to take me into their bed but I was scared of losing my job, if it was just her thing and not his.

For the big wank off, she undid her blouse and pulled her tits out and had me jerk off facing her accross a desk. She frigged herself off while I did it.
She was a pretty good 40 or so and I was about 22.
I came accross the desk and some landed on her blouse.

About a week later she wanted to do it again but I was too scared.
Though when I went home I fucked my then girlfriend all night thinking about it.

It combined a favourite fantasy (older woman) and jerking off in front of someone - or on the phone with a female - doesn't really matter which as long as they know I m doing it.
 
I work in a small print shop. The main area is like a big warehouse. Some weekends I strip down to nothing and walk around playing with myself. I masturbate every morning in my office before the crew arrives.
 
A lady friend and I had to work late one night to finish a project. About 9 o'clock she called me into the boss's office where I found her nude laying on the his desk. She told me to get naked and fuck her, which I did. After we finished she made sure to leave a pool of her juices mixed with my cum
in the middle of the desk, then she rubbed the rim of his coffee cup with more of our juices. We both got a kick watching him drink coffee from the cup the next morning.
 
had a girl blow me at my last job in the storage room..very sexy..she swallowed! first and only time we ever met! does that count?
 
I was working night shift security for a golf course a few years back. My g/f showed up and fucked my ass with her strapon as I was bent over a golf cart on the 17th green. Does that count as kinky?
 
After-hours, I used a vacuum to suck myself off. I used the hose attachment to get me close to coming and then came all over the floor.

Another time, I was in my boss' office, waiting for her to come in and do my review. She said she would be about 15 minutes late, so I was just snooping around. She pictures of her college-age daughter hanging up on her bulletin-board. She was a hot little fucker. I hadn't thought ahead very far, about where to put my load. I ended up putting it on her desk and licking it up. She came in a minute later and I was still hard. The boss was a hottie too, and was wearing a tight and low-cut sweater. I was still hard when I left her office 1/2 an hour later.

Later that week, at the end of a day, she told me she had seen me through her window, from the outside! (fuck!) I thought I was in trouble. She asked me if she turned me on as much as her daughter's pics, I told her moreso. She said, "that's what I thought," and unzipped my pants. We were the only ones in the office at this point. She swallowed, then begged me to eat her pussy. It was delicious. I was 19, she was 40 or so.
 
In the last office I worked at, I came in about 2 hours before anyone else in my department. There were other people in the building, but they usually didn't come around my area. On more than one occasion my wife made me bring in a butt plug and would email me telling me when to put it in. I would have to drop my pants and just shove it in right there at my desk. Once it was in I was to sit on my desk where the suction cup would stick and fuck myself with it. I would then email her to let her know I was in position, all the while continuing to bounce up and down on the plug. (she usually had me use the one that consisted of increasingly larger balls and was about 7in long!) After a while she would email me back saying I was now allowed to cum. Of course I was to cum on my desk and then lick it all up. Plus, I had to keep the plug in my ass until we got home that night! Sure do miss that job!!
 
I gave oral sex to my coworker in our company car this morning, on the way to work :D great start to the day!
 
I fooled around with a co-worker after hours in our office... I'm pretty sure that's not necessarily kinky, and it was years ago, but it was fun at the time!
 
This guy once gave me a blowjob in the company change room.Wanted to
reciprocate there just wasn't enough time.
 
I fucked a chick from work on the factory floor where we work. There were about 50 people working in the building that day. We went into the warehouse and found a railing. We got naked and she put one leg up on the rail and I slid in behind her. It didn't take long for both of us to cum because of the thrill of it all. We were supposed to repeat it again but we never had the oppertunity.
 
With different jobs in mind - I've had anal, given and received oral to completion usually in offices, or lounge. All experinces with women, no men yet...
 
Mine sounds pretty much the same as most of you... I masturbate often both at my desk, and in the bathroom, thinking about some of my co-workers (both male and female) and I have been known to masturbate thinking about some members of Lit who have a really knack for getting me horny at some of the most inappropriate times! :D

There was one day when I got really worked up while chatting with someone on Lit. Later on I found myself unzipping my pants at my desk, slipping my hand inside and pulling my cock out, slowly and quietly stroking it while looking at and fantasizing about a co-worker across the aisle from me. I nearly allowed myself to cum, but I chickened out, and eventually went to the restroom to complete the job. :eek:
 
When I worked late night restock at a supermarket a few years back there was a really tough but hot woman stocking in the next aisle. We'd start the shift by unloading the pallets and u-boat carts into the aisle at the appropriate spots and each two aisles we helped each other. We used to flirt and joke around, bullshit on the job stuff.

Around New years we stayed late, just the two of us, to do an aisle change. About two in the morning we were slap happy tired and she looked at me and said, "You ever think about fucking me?" and I turned and said something like, "Yeah but more about you fucking me" and next thing I knew we were in the stack and pack area, me on my knees rimming her ass hard and fingering her sopping pussy. She kept grunting and telling me to fuck her ass hard, so I did.
Then she rimmed my ass, jerked my cock and sucked my dick hard and wet and sloppy while she double finger fucked my ass.

After I blew my load in her mouth she reared up and slammed down on me and we kissed like wild, her pussy all over my face, our tongues sloppy with my cum. We fucked and horsed around for a few more weeks and then her girlfriend caught us and, well, that's another story and it doesn't end well....
 
Early in our marriage, my husband and I went to my work late in the evening, and fucked on the conference room table. We almost got caught by the janitor! :rolleyes:
 
i was alone a lot at my last job (i closed the store), and very much horny

i've sucked a coworker dry at work in the back ... we fucked a few times after tht in the back and on a stack of boxes tht ppl use to sit on all the time ... i giggled every time i saw someone sitting on them after ;)

i've also fucked hubby in his office and storage room many yrs ago when we first met
 
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