I have a dilemma guys

[Bollock_Head]

There's this guy I know... well, not "know," he's more of an acquaintance really, I met him on the intronet, you guys might know him, I dunno. Let's just call him.... "Abraham." But there's a sorta..... problem. He's taken a real liking to my dog. That would be ok, but he seems to REALLY like my dog..... I catch him touching his special area when he thinks I'm not looking. The other day I caught him stroking his red throbber and whispering in his ear and I went nutz and told him to stay away from my poor dog! But he snapped back "But we're in love!!" So I proceeded to wipe the floor with him and completely and totally OWN him....

Thing is, I'm not sure he got the message, he sits in the trees with his pants around his ankles outside my ranch with binoculars spying on my poor dog. I think he's waiting for an opportunity to strike, the dirty old geezer!! If only I could reason with him, but I don't think he has any real life friends, he has over 50,000 forum posts you see which would suggest a complete and utter lack of life!

I don't know what to do guys, I'm seriously worried about my poor dogs safety! Should I report "Abraham" to the police? Maybe they have him on their "sex offenders register" already? Or should I just kick his faggy dog molesting ass again?

 

[RoboKop]

You really need to just die

 

[Mrs.H]

I met him on the intronet,

What's the intronet?

 

[shoulderblade]

What's the intronet?

A dating service for fish.

 

[Mrs.H]

A dating service for fish.

not for the dog though, right?

 

[shoulderblade]

not for the dog though, right?

No. That would be the intropup.

Maybe buddy in opening post could try that as a plan B.

 

[December]

Hello Leverage.

 

[shoulderblade]

Hello Leverage.

Maybe try the BH Leverage thread.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Hello Leverage.

Leverage is a dirty stinky nigger!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

oh ferfuckssake...

 

[Bollock_Head]

You really need to just die

Aren't you a little old for RoboKop? You're 45 for fuck sakes!! Do they let all you old timers in your retirement home watch films that are either intended for children or retarded nerds?

 

[Bollock_Head]

oh ferfuckssake...

Go on a diet fatty....

 

[December]

Leverage is a dirty stinky nigger!

Yep, not racist at all.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Go on a diet fatty....

Way to go. Always sink to the lowest level beverage.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Yep, not racist at all.

Not necessarily.... you see, blacks are not really human, they're just filthy jungle animals, so it's ok, they don't really matter.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Way to go. Always sink to the lowest level beverage.

You'd sink to the lowest level too if someone picked you up and dumped your fat ass in a pool by extra strength crane too fatty.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

You'd sink to the lowest level too if someone picked you up and dumped your fat ass in a pool by extra strength crane too fatty.

Love the smiley at the end. But in reality, the fatter you get the easier it is to float. I can barely get under water at this point. And I never need a life preserver... nice try thou bev

 

[Bollock_Head]

Love the smiley at the end. But in reality, the fatter you get the easier it is to float. I can barely get under water at this point. And I never need a life preserver... nice try thou bev

Well that's one advantage of being a hideous fat WHALE that nobody wants to fuck, I guess. I suppose that makes up for everyone pointing and laughing at the state of your appearance when you waddle the streets...

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Well that's one advantage of being a hideous fat WHALE that nobody wants to fuck, I guess. I suppose that makes up for everyone pointing and laughing at the state of your appearance when you waddle the streets...

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself bev

ferfuckssake...

 

[RoboKop]

Aren't you a little old for RoboKop? You're 45 for fuck sakes!! Do they let all you old timers in your retirement home watch films that are either intended for children or retarded nerds?

Racism and a weak attack on my Nic. One word "Pathetic"

 

[FatherNature]

No one cares now GTFO

 

[Bollock_Head]

Racism and a weak attack on my Nic. One word "Pathetic"

One word for 45 year old Robocop fans.... "LOSER!"

 

[phrodeau]

There's this guy I know... well, not "know," he's more of an acquaintance really, I met him on the intronet, you guys might know him, I dunno. Let's just call him.... "Abraham." But there's a sorta..... problem. He's taken a real liking to my dog. That would be ok, but he seems to REALLY like my dog..... I catch him touching his special area when he thinks I'm not looking. The other day I caught him stroking his red throbber and whispering in his ear and I went nutz and told him to stay away from my poor dog! But he snapped back "But we're in love!!" So I proceeded to wipe the floor with him and completely and totally OWN him....

Thing is, I'm not sure he got the message, he sits in the trees with his pants around his ankles outside my ranch with binoculars spying on my poor dog. I think he's waiting for an opportunity to strike, the dirty old geezer!! If only I could reason with him, but I don't think he has any real life friends, he has over 50,000 forum posts you see which would suggest a complete and utter lack of life!

I don't know what to do guys, I'm seriously worried about my poor dogs safety! Should I report "Abraham" to the police? Maybe they have him on their "sex offenders register" already? Or should I just kick his faggy dog molesting ass again?

You should only let him fuck your dog if he lets you blow him afterwards.

 

[Bollock_Head]

No one cares now GTFO

Sitting at home on your computer talking to all your internet friends on your birthday of all days....

 

[Bollock_Head]

You should only let him fuck your dog if he lets you blow him afterwards.

Nah, I don't swing that way, I'm not a 45 year old Robocop fan you know......