HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[bronzeage]

You cannot buy fine poetry like that!

If the power of your imagery could be harnessed for good use, we could close all the nuclear reactors.

 

[Saint Peter]

If the power of your imagery could be harnessed for good use, we could close all the nuclear reactors.

Manu offered to pay me for it but I told him no. It is for the masses.

 

[bronzeage]

Manu offered to pay me for it but I told him no. It is for the masses.

What really counts in life is how many people put you on your favorites list.

My life has been a bitter dissappointment since I didn't get picked as Class favorite for my highschool year book. Ever since then its been one long desparate attempt to forget that trauma and then this fucking asshole skurvey comes along and rubs my face in it, one more time.

 

[Hester]

i go away for a few days a look at the madness that ensues!

madness, i say!

madness!!!!

 

[Recidiva]

i go away for a few days a look at the madness that ensues!

madness, i say!

madness!!!!

Madness has one cool thing going for it.

Very little effort or discipline is required to maintain it.

 

[bronzeage]

Madness has one cool thing going for it.

Very little effort or discipline is required to maintain it.

Is there anyway to make this thread about me, other than posting our spring break pics?

 

[Recidiva]

Is there anyway to make this thread about me, other than posting our spring break pics?

You could probably set up some sort of text substitution program, that substitutes "bronzeage" for every other word on your display.

See? Insanity is easy when you know how.

 

[bronzeage]

You could probably set up some sort of text substitution program, that substitutes "bronzeage" for every other word on your display.

See? Insanity is easy when you know how.

That sounds good in theory, but I think posting the pics of you handing me the trophy for winning the Budwieser tent lookalike contest me would be easier.

 

[Recidiva]

That sounds good in theory, but I think posting the pics of you handing me the trophy for winning the Budwieser tent lookalike contest me would be easier.

Hm. Sounds like Photoshop. Now that's work. Work requires discipline and knowledge.

Things I lack.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Recidiva]

Always modest to a fault...

No, just shamelessly unwilling to take responsibility for anything.

It's worked so far.

 

[Batch]

You cannot buy fine poetry like that!

nope

we just wrap the potato peelings in it

 

[scouries]

you want an update? here it is....

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity AND FAVORITES…

NOW 104 GBerS and cloudy... 1,810,000+ posts….and all these [size=+2]Red H’s[/size]…who knew?

Have you designated [size=+2]

NAUGHTYCAKES

​

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one of your favorites yet? Why not?

HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – I know this guy doesn’t have a red H.)

killswitch 67,000+
(has no favorite authors after 6 years of posting - this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
morewickedfun 60,000+
(This user does not have any FAVORITES yet)
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(Congrats! This guy has some favorites – even if naughtycakes isn’t one of them)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
(Again congrats! This guy has some favorites – even if naughtycakes isn’t one of them – give her a break guys!)
Cheyenne 54,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – another loser.)
Dumpling 53,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – c’mon lady Canadians are supposed to be nice)
Recidiva 51,000+
(This user does not have any favoritess yet – honey, we’re fellow Floridians for hecks sake)
Ishmael 51,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet surprise, surprise…)


killallhippies 47,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts?)
VermillionSkye[/b] 42,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
breakwall 42,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but has H+H+H)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(This gal has some favorites – good for you even if naughtycakes isn’t one of them. You know Brinnie?)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)


EnglishLady 39,000+
(major wacko but she has favorites!!!!)
vetteman 36,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(Good for you – you have a good group of favorites)
Batchoohus 34,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Shagly 33,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Dixon Carter Lee 34,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - vanity press author)
Image 32,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - great breasts!)
cloudy 31,000+ OMG!
(Cloudy has favorites!!!! HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

koalabear 29,000+
(he’s male and this user does not have any favorites yet)
Cathleen 28,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but has 19 H’s, a GBer record)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - I am a 30-year-old virgin, Claire…I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet men and, when I do, I don't know how to act socially)
Morcheeba 27,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
ProblemChild 26,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
JazzManJim 25,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
[size=+2]SaintPeter[/size] 24,000+
(no favoritesyet - definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - a poet and a poster)
kotori 22,000
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Byron in Exile 21,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
phrodeau 20,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Hester 20,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
hogjack 18,000+
(this guy has a pile of favorites – good for you!)
tortoise 18,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
bronzeage 18,000+
(This man has one favorite – himself – and Jeesus, you’re the author known as SamuelX?)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(good going – this dull guy has favorites! - at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
snake0067 14,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(vetteman is her designated favorite – he’s her brother)
Cade is Here 14,000+
(the famous Cade does not have any favorites yet)
thor 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet – I think – actually I couldn’t find his page?)
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet but does have a favorite story - you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
fluffPE 10,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
Queersetti 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)
MisterEdMe 10,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)

Nipples Mcgee 9,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Wrong Element 8,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Bidin~Time 8,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(yes, she has favorites! has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Quoll 7,000+
(has a favorite)
isthisdesire 7,000+
(has a favorite)
LadyAria 7,000+
(has favorites –but unfortunately miss n isn’t one of them yet. and she has 8 red [color]H’s )
Faneros 6,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Raidho 6,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(has favorites – good for you and a great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - a Canadian eh?)
iceberg1 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but way hot!)

Collette 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Soblue 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
December 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - obviously a friend of HS)
HaHa on me 3,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
(YES!!!! THANK YOU, NAUGHTYCAKES THANKSYOU…)
firespin 3,000+
(YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!! both naughtycakes and I thank you)
:caning::caning:[size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] 2,000+:caning::caning:
(a great writer and my favorite GBer – I’ve designated her a FAVORITE)
Bert Notorius 2,000+
(PRICK – WE WERE ON A ROLL - This user does not have any favorites yet)
wideeyedone 2,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – LOSER!)
angelique127 2,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – PITIFUL!)

bryan2929
(another rookie – thanks for the vote man)


THE FOLLOWING YET TO BE CLASSIFIED Re FAVORITES

MzChrista 1,000+
Legenda 1,000+
stickwork 1,000+
foxinsox 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
Green_Gem under 1,000
(winner of three W’s – why not make naughtycakes one of your favorites and she’ll probably reciprocate)
bode under 1,000[/b]
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Mythical less than 1,000
Pinktacokitty less than 1,000
Emni Sevillve less than 1,000
Pleasantville less than 1,000
Little Lady69 900+
Bunjums less than a grand
NotNormal
vinorosso another rookie
SecretOrchid another rookie
piove essa less than 1
_prudence_
(just shut up and vote!)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)[/color]​

 

[Cade Is Here]

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity AND FAVORITES…

NOW 104 GBerS and cloudy... 1,810,000+ posts….and all these [size=+2]Red H’s[/size]…who knew?

Have you designated [size=+2]

NAUGHTYCAKES

​

[/size]
one of your favorites yet? Why not?

HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – I know this guy doesn’t have a red H.)

killswitch 67,000+
(has no favorite authors after 6 years of posting - this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
morewickedfun 60,000+
(This user does not have any FAVORITES yet)
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(Congrats! This guy has some favorites – even if naughtycakes isn’t one of them)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
(Again congrats! This guy has some favorites – even if naughtycakes isn’t one of them – give her a break guys!)
Cheyenne 54,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – another loser.)
Dumpling 53,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – c’mon lady Canadians are supposed to be nice)
Recidiva 51,000+
(This user does not have any favoritess yet – honey, we’re fellow Floridians for hecks sake)
Ishmael 51,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet surprise, surprise…)


killallhippies 47,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts?)
VermillionSkye[/b] 42,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
breakwall 42,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but has H+H+H)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(This gal has some favorites – good for you even if naughtycakes isn’t one of them. You know Brinnie?)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)


EnglishLady 39,000+
(major wacko but she has favorites!!!!)
vetteman 36,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(Good for you – you have a good group of favorites)
Batchoohus 34,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Shagly 33,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Dixon Carter Lee 34,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - vanity press author)
Image 32,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - great breasts!)
cloudy 31,000+ OMG!
(Cloudy has favorites!!!! HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

koalabear 29,000+
(he’s male and this user does not have any favorites yet)
Cathleen 28,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but has 19 H’s, a GBer record)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - I am a 30-year-old virgin, Claire…I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet men and, when I do, I don't know how to act socially)
Morcheeba 27,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
ProblemChild 26,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
JazzManJim 25,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
[size=+2]SaintPeter[/size] 24,000+
(no favoritesyet - definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - a poet and a poster)
kotori 22,000
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Byron in Exile 21,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
phrodeau 20,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Hester 20,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
hogjack 18,000+
(this guy has a pile of favorites – good for you!)
tortoise 18,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
bronzeage 18,000+
(This man has one favorite – himself – and Jeesus, you’re the author known as SamuelX?)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(good going – this dull guy has favorites! - at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
snake0067 14,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(vetteman is her designated favorite – he’s her brother)
Cade is Here 14,000+
(the famous Cade does not have any favorites yet)
thor 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet – I think – actually I couldn’t find his page?)
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet but does have a favorite story - you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
fluffPE 10,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
Queersetti 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)
MisterEdMe 10,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)

Nipples Mcgee 9,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Wrong Element 8,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Bidin~Time 8,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(yes, she has favorites! has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Quoll 7,000+
(has a favorite)
isthisdesire 7,000+
(has a favorite)
LadyAria 7,000+
(has favorites –but unfortunately miss n isn’t one of them yet. and she has 8 red [color]H’s )
Faneros 6,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Raidho 6,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(has favorites – good for you and a great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - a Canadian eh?)
iceberg1 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but way hot!)

Collette 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Soblue 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
December 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - obviously a friend of HS)
HaHa on me 3,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
(YES!!!! THANK YOU, NAUGHTYCAKES THANKSYOU…)
firespin 3,000+
(YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!! both naughtycakes and I thank you)
:caning::caning:[size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] 2,000+:caning::caning:
(a great writer and my favorite GBer – I’ve designated her a FAVORITE)
Bert Notorius 2,000+
(PRICK – WE WERE ON A ROLL - This user does not have any favorites yet)
wideeyedone 2,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – LOSER!)
angelique127 2,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet – PITIFUL!)

bryan2929
(another rookie – thanks for the vote man)


THE FOLLOWING YET TO BE CLASSIFIED Re FAVORITES

MzChrista 1,000+
Legenda 1,000+
stickwork 1,000+
foxinsox 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
Green_Gem under 1,000
(winner of three W’s – why not make naughtycakes one of your favorites and she’ll probably reciprocate)
bode under 1,000[/b]
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Mythical less than 1,000
Pinktacokitty less than 1,000
Emni Sevillve less than 1,000
Pleasantville less than 1,000
Little Lady69 900+
Bunjums less than a grand
NotNormal
vinorosso another rookie
SecretOrchid another rookie
piove essa less than 1
_prudence_
(just shut up and vote!)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)[/color]​

Lol....interesting