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Homburg, you go for a bicycle ride. Right Now!

UYS, I really hope you type an erotic letter and post it under hubby's arse or something...

Celebrate the egg and the spring everyone. Not much else makes a lot of sense.
 
Oh he came round .... I can get juice from a stone boulder...
Hey you just reached 4000 posts can we celebrate or summat?
 
Easter

Ostara
Eostre
Estrogen
Estrus
Isis
Eostar
Astarte
Ashdar
Ashtoreth
Ashtar-kemosh
Eshtar
Isharra
Istehar
Eastre
Ishtar
Asherah



and port and see-gars are being served in the back room for the men. The women will be up here in front playing slap-and-tickle.


*isolated blurt* I can't take my eyes off of Wicked Eve's tiny pink rosette.

hope everyone's having a lovely day.

bj
 
Oh he came round .... I can get juice from a stone boulder...
Hey you just reached 4000 posts can we celebrate or summat?
It's this damned quick reply feature bumping up my posting rate. I used to get too irate to answer with quick little blurbs on this thing since a new window would open and the it all had to load to the server... Just crappy, if you know what I mean. Now, here I am popping in another inanity and it isn't even a poem, although, it is post 4001 :D.
 
It's this damned quick reply feature bumping up my posting rate. I used to get too irate to answer with quick little blurbs on this thing since a new window would open and the it all had to load to the server... Just crappy, if you know what I mean. Now, here I am popping in another inanity and it isn't even a poem, although, it is post 4001 :D.

Here is a WOOT for your 4001!

Hi sweetness! What'll ya have?

I'm already thinking about this week's poetry challenge, and about dreams.

New Bistro Dream Survey:

Weirdest dream you ever had?

Any childhood dreams or nightmares?

Worst nightmare you ever had?

Any recurring dreams?

If you could "script" a dream, what would you spend all night doing? (as if we didn't know...)



And of course, you should probably try to write a poem based on your answers.

Speaking of poetry, the 5/5 is pretty neato. And there were some beautiful and rather heartwrenching ruminations in here last night, I see. Made me want to play this.

Since there's no one in the shop at this particular moment, I can dance around to this without getting laughed at...

bj
 
New Bistro Dream Survey:

Weirdest dream you ever had?
I think it was more a lucid dream post operatively where the nurse morphed into a bull walrus and smiled, her nose changed into a pink and muscussy probiscus, the spinach caught in her teeth now kelp wrapped round her tusks and the needle in her hand became a strange harpoon meant for my hip only.
Any childhood dreams or nightmares?
I remember dreaming about our car breaking on the autobahn but since there was no stopping we turned into a strange family with Flintstone feet in a Mercedes. Feet flew. Now that's horsepower.
Worst nightmare you ever had?
Post operatively in 2001 I had to take Beta blockers to calm my still frenzied and hard working heart muscle down. One of the effects, I learned later, was to have very strange dreams.

I would wake sobbing after this dream since, although I couldn't see the person the surgical team was working on, I felt it was my passing that the doctor shook his head over. Then he tossed his gloves on the floor and the other doc pulled the sheet up to cover the body's head. I heard them pronounce sorrow and how it was a shame... I felt so incredibly sad that there was nothing more to be done.

-- and then I'd remember to breathe.

Any recurring dreams?
... see above.
If you could "script" a dream, what would you spend all night doing? (as if we didn't know...)
I'd be a horny dolphin shakin' my flippers at the handsome bull on the other side of the school of tuna we'd been hunting. I won't say what follows is fishy in nature, since dolphins are mammals :p.

I'll poemie for the new SOTW challenge poet later.
 
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New Bistro Dream Survey:

Weirdest dream you ever had?
I think it was more a lucid dream post operatively where the nurse morphed into a bull walrus and smiled, her nose changed into a pink and muscussy probiscus, the spinach caught in her teeth now kelp wrapped round her tusks and the needle in her hand became a strange harpoon meant for my hip only.
Any childhood dreams or nightmares?
I remember dreaming about our car breaking on the autobahn but since there was no stopping we turned into a strange family with Flintstone feet in a Mercedes. Feet flew. Now that's horsepower.
Worst nightmare you ever had?
Post operatively in 2001 I had to take Beta blockers to calm my still frenzied and hard working heart muscle down. One of the effects, I learned later, was to have very strange dreams.

I would wake sobbing after this dream since, although I couldn't see the person the surgical team was working on, I felt it was my passing that the doctor shook his head over. Then he tossed his gloves on the floor and the other doc pulled the sheet up to cover the body's head. I heard them pronounce sorrow and how it was a shame... I felt so incredibly sad that there was nothing more to be done.

-- and then I'd remember to breathe.

Any recurring dreams?
... see above.
If you could "script" a dream, what would you spend all night doing? (as if we didn't know...)
I'd be a horny dolphin shakin' my flippers at the handsome bull on the other side of the school of tuna we'd been hunting. I won't say what follows is fishy in nature, since dolphins are mammals :p.

I'll poemie for the new SOTW challenge poet later.

I totally adore you.

and that last bit made me hawt, in an aquatic mammal sorta way.

tuna sandwiches, anyone?

bj
 
Easter

Ostara
Eostre
Estrogen
Estrus
Isis
Eostar
Astarte
Ashdar
Ashtoreth
Ashtar-kemosh
Eshtar
Isharra
Istehar
Eastre
Ishtar
Asherah



and port and see-gars are being served in the back room for the men. The women will be up here in front playing slap-and-tickle.

bj

Just so long as we are not so far in the back that we can't see all of that slap-'n-tickle. — Prithee frolic.
 
Homburg, you go for a bicycle ride. Right Now!
Not a good idea, darlin. Almost did last night, cold, rain, and dark bedamned. Some minimal shred of prudence kept me from doing so. Probably why I'm alive to type this right now.

At this moment though, a sleepless night under my belted lids, an upset stomach, a head that won't quit, and the added joy of sinus issues, and I would still kill myself trying to ride in broad daylight on a clear street. I am in no shape emotionally to tackle the wheeled stallion and hope to outride my own fears.

Still, tonight is supposed to be a lift night. While the idea of what sort of insanity I am capable of right now bothers me (it's squat night, and thus not a good time to play around.), I will have adult supervision, as my training partner AP should be here. He is used to my off-moments, and well acquainted with my momentary excess. He'll assume it is from the more mundance, if no less dangerous, inspiration provided by Iron Madness. It will still result in him stepping in and providing the necessary warnings if I bite off more plates than I can chew.

For now, I've drawn a bath watered with frustration, lack of direction, and loss, and I will have a soak. Once I prune up, I will hopefully get out of this swill and soldier on.

I do appreciate the concern, but I will survive.

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New Bistro Dream Survey:

Weirdest dream you ever had?


I once had a nightmare where I was in a dark victorian house down the street from my grandmother's place, and was there with distant relatives. I kept finding shreds of flesh and cloth, and realised that something was eating the inhabitants one by one. The culprit was a gorgeously appointed crimson throw pillow embroidered in gorgeous rich gold thread, that also had eyes like Kermit the Frog and a fanged mouth that was entirely incongruous (even if the fangs looked like muppet foam). And it flew.

Horrible, but fuck-all weird.


Any childhood dreams or nightmares?

Sort of childhood, roughly around the time when "Red Dawn" came out, I dreamt that I was being chased by Cuban paratroopers. Somehow, I realised it was a dream, and it was my dream. I stopped running, produced a weapon that I hadn't had prior, and took the fight to them, with a smile on my lips.

Worst nightmare you ever had?

Recently, I'd a dream where I was in my bedroom, but in place of the bed was a few counters with beakers and test tubes and such, and a very clearly marked glass vial of white powder that said "Anthrax" on the side. With the assurance born only of dreams and voice-over narrators, I knew it was a particularly virulent, fast-acting strain. In the room were a man and a woman (figures from my life, but their identities are immaterial for the story, regardless of how important it was from a dream-reading standpoint). The time was the actual time the dream was occurring, so shortly before 7am.

The man and the woman argued, and he shoved her. Somehow, he fell, knocked the jar off the counter, and landed on it. With the slow-motion horror only seen in movies, I watched the white powdery granules disperse into a cloud that dusted the room in mortality.

I turned, and left the room, shutting the door, and rushed to the kids room down the short hallway, where my two youngest were stirring. I frantically tried to close and bar the door while their little faces lit up and the rushed forward for hugs shouting "Papa!"

As I began to cough.

I woke up in tears from that one.

Any recurring dreams?

If you could "script" a dream, what would you spend all night doing? (as if we didn't know...)

Dancing. The rest of the details are intensely personal. And that is REALLY saying something for me.


And there were some beautiful and rather heartwrenching ruminations in here last night, I see. Made me want to play this.

bj

Lovely song.

:rose: for bijou
:kiss: for bijou
:heart: for bijou
 
New Bistro Dream Survey:

Weirdest dream you ever had?

Hmmm. The first sex dream I ever had involved James Garner (yes, of The Rockford Files and movie fame). No, I have no idea why except that it was really strange to have that "Gawd he's hawt" feeling about him for the half-day or so until the dream wore off.

But my favorite weird dream involved me flying. I was in my gym class in high school in this dream, and I began running around the gym floor faster and faster, and then I took off and began flying over everyone's head. My gym teacher, Mrs. Allen, was yelling at me to come down, right away. I flew out the open door and into the sky. It was a beautiful spring day outside. My most blissy dream ever.


Any childhood dreams or nightmares?

I used to have drowning nightmares when I was very young. There was a creek a few blocks from our home. I'd dream I was seated in my dad's car, in the driver's seat and I'd shift it out of gear. The car would then roll backwards into the creek and I couldn't get out. Scary.

Worst nightmare you ever had?


This was a recurring childhood one, too. I'd be in this house, a mansion with gorgeous wood paneling, very Edwardian with chandiers and old Chinese rugs, floor to celiling bookcases. I'd wander up this huge, carved wooden staircase and into a bedroom with a massive bed with draping all around it. There was a baby bottle on the bed. I'd suddenly get really frightened, this building sense of terror. I'd run down the stairs and into this library-type room and look into a roaring fire in the fireplace and realize my sister was dead. Yeah. Years and years before she really died. And I dreamed it many times. Go figure.


Any recurring dreams?

Many, often involving me being lost in some city and running away from gunshots. Call in the shrinks!

If you could "script" a dream, what would you spend all night doing?

Being with ee. Life is good. ;)

(as if we didn't know...)
 
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Hi Hommie!
hearts and flowers, baby. Sorry bout yer bike ride, but I'll just say a little spelling that gives you some sort of nice alternative that gives you what you need...

You wanna be in the back with the men and the port and the see-gars, or up front tying up the chix and stuff?

I'll share a dream tidbit too, which is partly why I was thinking about dreams even before the latest poetry challenge. The other night I had a long dream in which I was in a small cart, like a pony trap, which was being pulled by cats. It was graceful and quick, and I felt very light, very effective. Just a really satisfying dream.

As a child I used to have nightmares about a white octopus. Turns out it was my mother, lawl.

eta posted simultaneously with Ange - JAMES GARNER! HAWT! SERIOUSLY!

bj
 
Hi Hommie!
hearts and flowers, baby. Sorry bout yer bike ride, but I'll just say a little spelling that gives you some sort of nice alternative that gives you what you need...

You wanna be in the back with the men and the port and the see-gars, or up front tying up the chix and stuff?

bj

Thanks, doll. I'll wander. Indecision leads to sampling.
 
Thanks, doll. I'll wander. Indecision leads to sampling.

Y'know that makes me think about this one thing.

There are all these lovely tantric paintings, especially from the Hindu schools, that feature couples doing various activities while joined. Eating and drinking, riding horseback, even painting and writing poetry.

And I think of my own little take on that, how there's this casual fierceness that a man can find, where right in the middle of a wild ride, he stops, ignoring the cries of his lover urging him on.

He stops, smiles casually, leans back to take a moment and look at, to appreciate and be amused at, where he is. He reaches over and takes a nice long sip of his port. Sets it down, leisurely, like he has all the time in the world. Maybe grabs a bite of a strawberry.

Then turns to his task once again.

Anyone besides me like that idea?

bj

must be all this middle eastern music I've got going in the shop today. feelin' all serpentine...
 
I had a weird dream last week after I was on about husbands and boyfriends. I was in bed with the ex boyfriend doing what comes naturally and the husband didnt mind because he was sat watching!
When I was a kid I used to have two recurring dreams in the first I was driving (I couldnt drive) to our local big town over a lot of humped bridges but when I got there it had all changed and I was totally lost. The second one was that I was dressed in a white brides dress picking yellow flowers but then for some reason I couldnt move and if I did move I would die and I would be somewhere between sleeping and being awake and not daring to move. I had both dreams well into my adult years then they just stopped
 
Y'know that makes me think about this one thing.

There are all these lovely tantric paintings, especially from the Hindu schools, that feature couples doing various activities while joined. Eating and drinking, riding horseback, even painting and writing poetry.

And I think of my own little take on that, how there's this casual fierceness that a man can find, where right in the middle of a wild ride, he stops, ignoring the cries of his lover urging him on.

He stops, smiles casually, leans back to take a moment and look at, to appreciate and be amused at, where he is. He reaches over and takes a nice long sip of his port. Sets it down, leisurely, like he has all the time in the world. Maybe grabs a bite of a strawberry.

Then turns to his task once again.

Anyone besides me like that idea?

bj

must be all this middle eastern music I've got going in the shop today. feelin' all serpentine...

There's a line from Chinatown that covers this.
 
Y'know that makes me think about this one thing.

There are all these lovely tantric paintings, especially from the Hindu schools, that feature couples doing various activities while joined. Eating and drinking, riding horseback, even painting and writing poetry.

And I think of my own little take on that, how there's this casual fierceness that a man can find, where right in the middle of a wild ride, he stops, ignoring the cries of his lover urging him on.

He stops, smiles casually, leans back to take a moment and look at, to appreciate and be amused at, where he is. He reaches over and takes a nice long sip of his port. Sets it down, leisurely, like he has all the time in the world. Maybe grabs a bite of a strawberry.

Then turns to his task once again.

Anyone besides me like that idea?

bj

Done this many times, or, well, a variation on it at least. In fact, it is fair to say that I do this frequently. While sex can be a sweaty, urgent affair, more often it is something approached with an eye to art, to a certain aesthetic, and self-denial is a necessary component to properly savouring the experience (other-denial goes without saying as being included in this, as elegant suffering is virtually integral to the experience).

While "Yes" is the most attractive word in the English language for a top, "No" properly delivered puts it to shame for a bottom.
 
He always seemed like quite a smart guy as well. He was terrific in Maverick. Very underrated, in general.

'cept in Ange's dreams!

If he was the Maverick James Garner at least it would make some sense, but it was the old Rockford Files James Carner. Not that there's anything wrong with him, but yknow he's really not my type lol. Especially at that young age.

I have a friend who claimed to have had a sex dream about William Bendix. (If you're really old, you remember him from the tv series "Life of Riley.") That's just *shudder* baaad. :D
 
I have a friend who claimed to have had a sex dream about William Bendix. (If you're really old, you remember him from the tv series "Life of Riley.") That's just *shudder* baaad. :D

You'd really want to get some soap inside your head after that one! Shudder indeed!
 
I have a friend who claimed to have had a sex dream about William Bendix. (If you're really old, you remember him from the tv series "Life of Riley.") That's just *shudder* baaad. :D

*laughing*
Okay, no, William Bendix is where I draw the line. That ain't right.

Hom, I sorta knew you'd know what I was talking about. When I teach, I call that practicing "casual cool" which is a phrase I stole from somewhere.

It's a nice balance for those really enthusiastic moments...

okay now I'm all preoccupied.

bj
 
Hom, I sorta knew you'd know what I was talking about. When I teach, I call that practicing "casual cool" which is a phrase I stole from somewhere.

It's a nice balance for those really enthusiastic moments...

okay now I'm all preoccupied.

bj

It's Top 101, as far as I am concerned. You must control yourself before you can handle another. There's a lot more to it than that, including psychology of control and methods to better manage arousal, but that's a topic for another board. Suffice to say that we are on the same page, even if I am doodling naughty stuff in the margins as usual.

And I'm glad that you're preoccupied. I like you in those moods. :kiss:

*wanders off to Mapquest the route from Virginia to Kansas for the millionth time*

And in trying to modify my mood via music (my favourite way), I find myself digging on this cheerful political screed. Energetic, hard left Spanish ska does good things for my head.

RESISTENCIA!
 
Spinning head

Damn! A guy leaves town for a few days, and the whole freakin' world changes!
 
Stopping and starting? Noooooooo thankyou seems I march to a different drummer than the rest of you lol but then what's new I always have? You keep stopping and doing something else with me Homb and you will get shoved off and your conjugals cut off for a week! Maybe it's because I often find the big O so elusive that when it's finally imminent and I can feel it steaming in ....... you stop!!!!!!!!!! Your life wouldn't be worth living believe you me!
Oh BTW Bijou I needed you last night one of the quiz questions was what is the capital of Kansas? I didn't know though eventually got second through trial and errror lol
 
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