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Sophie said that no one knows me here anymore, implying that maybe it's not fair to ask for help with my sig line.
So - who wants to play get-to-know-me?
I'm an open book...![]()
Sophie said that no one knows me here anymore, implying that maybe it's not fair to ask for help with my sig line.
So - who wants to play get-to-know-me?
I'm an open book...![]()
20 questions?
Were you an English major of some kind? (I have a couple great quotes for that.)
Can you still make a killer grilled cheese?
I suggest "If you think my ass is hot, wait til you see my mind."
I am currently an English major!
I graduate 05/09, hopefully with honors.![]()
Oh, I KNOW!
You should post a link to the Am Pic thread you don't yet have, but will be starting very soon, like, oh, tonight...?
Flatterer!
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Leave a link to your index in your sig line. If and when you post new stories or poems, leave a link to the new ones.
And, of course, a nude picture of yourself is always appreciated.![]()
"Conscience: You're an English major and you never read Moby Dick?
Garrison Keillor: It's a big book!
Conscience: Okay, how about the Canterbury Tales?
Garrison Keillor: Huh?
Concsience: What did you do in college? Play Ping Pong?!!!"
"This show was brought to you by the National Association of English Majors. A reminder that there's nothing wrong with just sitting and staring into space."
~ Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion
I remember you Logo..well at least kind of.I haven't been around as much as I previously was either. And I would put my grilled cheese up against yours!
Welcome back!![]()
I have a comic hanging on my fridge. It has a young woman with an open book in her lap, sitting on her couch and talking on the phone. She's saying, "I'm wearing sweatpants and reading Tenneson. What are You Doing?"
At the very bottom, it says:
Hot English Major's Talk Line.
HA!![]()
Aw...when did I ever NOT want you?
Um - when you found out that I'm twice your age?
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