Old Homburg picture

[Kajira Callista]

Problem solved

 

[Homburg]

*taps fingers on the desk*

Ahem. Ms Callista, I think that you, I, and Mr. Wooden Ruler have an appointment in my office.

 

[Kajira Callista]

*taps fingers on the desk*

Ahem. Ms Callista, I think that you, I, and Mr. Wooden Ruler have an appointment in my office.

You have no idea how hot that was....do you?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*only here to watch*

 

[Homburg]

You have no idea how hot that was....do you?

Why, yes, I do.

And there are activities which surround an appearance by Mr. Wooden Ruler that you would probably find a little enjoyable as well.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Why, yes, I do.

And there are activities which surround an appearance by Mr. Wooden Ruler that you would probably find a little enjoyable as well.

i think Ms Luna watching is def in the top ... ...ONE!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*remembers this for the day I finally get to watch, up close and personal*

 

[Kajira Callista]

*remembers this for the day I finally get to watch, up close and personal*

you make my heart beat really really fast ya know

 

[Homburg]

Yeah, I could deal with some Luna watching. Or joining in. I'm egalitarian like that.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*ahem*

I think we're all still waiting, mistah man...

bj

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

you make my heart beat really really fast ya know

I hadn't known, KC my darlin, but I WILL remember for later

Yeah, I could deal with some Luna watching. Or joining in. I'm egalitarian like that.

Cuz you are the bomb diggity..*nods*

 

[Homburg]

*ahem*

I think we're all still waiting, mistah man...

bj

Hmm? I was busy explaining to dear KC the full import of Mr Wooden ruler, and the sundry activities associated.

Now, why should I be posting old pictures of myself again? And, to be frank, I have very few of them, and almost none are electronic. No scanner, etc. Why should I go to this level of trouble?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hmm? I was busy explaining to dear KC the full import of Mr Wooden ruler, and the sundry activities associated.

Now, why should I be posting old pictures of myself again? And, to be frank, I have very few of them, and almost none are electronic. No scanner, etc. Why should I go to this level of trouble?

*patient sigh*

because we are a community based on complete instant gratification, and something was brought up in another thread about old pictures of you, which means now it simply has to happen or it'll be kinda like the internet equivalent of blue balls, and KC was kind enough to provide a space for said instant gratification, so logically, ergo, quid pro quo, summa cum laude and other non-applicable latin phrases, you are honor-bound to post an old picture of yourself now.

I'm rather confident that the chix in here will agree with my logic, Mr. Ruler, Mr. Crop, Mr. Paddle, Mr. Flogger and Mr. Harley Davidson Vibrator with a Pull-Starter notwithstanding.

bj

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

what she said

^_^

 

[unpredictablebijou]

what she said

^_^

See? Hawt BiSwitchChix agree with me!

Hey Luna. Let's have a food fight in Homburg's thread. Or maybe there's something that would annoy him more but I haven't thought of anything yet.

Or is this Kajira's thread?
Kajira? Can we have a food fight in your thread?

bj

 

[Homburg]

*patient sigh*

because we are a community based on complete instant gratification, and something was brought up in another thread about old pictures of you, which means now it simply has to happen or it'll be kinda like the internet equivalent of blue balls, and KC was kind enough to provide a space for said instant gratification, so logically, ergo, quid pro quo, summa cum laude and other non-applicable latin phrases, you are honor-bound to post an old picture of yourself now.

I'm rather confident that the chix in here will agree with my logic, Mr. Ruler, Mr. Crop, Mr. Paddle, Mr. Flogger and Mr. Harley Davidson Vibrator with a Pull-Starter notwithstanding.

bj

Wait, I'm honor-bound to deliver because of your urge for instant gratification? Do I look like a submissive to you?

Besides, I'm sadistic enough to enjoy giving you internet blueballs.

 

[Homburg]

Sides, old pictures of me tend to suck.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Wait, I'm honor-bound to deliver because of your urge for instant gratification? Do I look like a submissive to you?

Besides, I'm sadistic enough to enjoy giving you internet blueballs.

Sides, old pictures of me tend to suck.

All excellent points, of course.

I'll address them separately.

You look less like a submissive than most people I know, but this has nothing to do with submission. This has to do with bored women who want attention and stimulation, and who have a VERY short attention span, and your potential to satisfy them. If you can. I don't think I need get any more challenging than that.

You are indeed a sadist. I knew I shouldn't have gone there. However, as a sadist, you know also that it's not enough to say "no" and walk away; the promise of satisfaction is part of the mindfuck. The hints of it, the slight movement toward it, and then drawing it away once again. I'm not telling you anything you don't know. Potential methods and solutions to this, and your final point, should be obvious:

post a recent picture and claim that it's an old one.
post a baby picture.
post pictures of other hawtness to make the chix aroused but unsatisfied
continue discussing this developing orgy with Rulers and such, and see if you can distract us with THAT shiny object.

my prayers are with you, pilgrim.

bj

 

[Homburg]

You speak with wise wisdom, but I believe I have already posted all the pictures I have in digital format in various places on Lit. surely you do not wish to see rehashed content?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You speak with wise wisdom, but I believe I have already posted all the pictures I have in digital format in various places on Lit. surely you do not wish to see rehashed content?

*fierce, barely suppressed giggles*

I am so not the one you ought to be consulting about pictures.

Personally (she said, trying to settle down and act serious) I would go this direction:

a further discussion of exactly what you'd be doing with Mr. Whatever, accompanied by occasional shots of those excellent forearms, those rather masterly hands, suggestive pieces of furniture, and commands for the bored grrrrls to try doing things to one another so they'll leave you alone.

But that's just what I'd do if I had some grrrls hanging around waiting to be paddled with rulers and such.

I am SUCH A HELPFUL PERSON.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Suggestive pieces of furniture?

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/HomburgHat/Lit/100_6164.jpg

The stool from my office out behind said office, with a bit of decoration.

The stories it could tell...

 

[Homburg]

And no pics of the ruler, sorry ladies.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/HomburgHat/Lit/100_4857.jpg

You can enjoy the flogger instead.

 

[Homburg]

Here you go.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/moonduck/training%20stuff/too_thin.jpg

Almost two years ago, and after a year of way too hypocaloric a diet. My muscle tone is horrible, neck is skinny, and I am nothing but a giant head on top of a set of shoulders. But I have some hair.

It's a horrible pic, but it's old enough to count.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

There now. That wasn't that hard.

and the flogger thing is teh hawtness.

see? It worked.

As for me, if anyone from the Fashion Faux Pas thread saw me today in my NEW CAMO SUPERMAN SHIRT FROM THE BOYS SECTION AT WALMART I'd be out of this forum on my ear.

But I'm invisible. Says so right there.

bj

 

[Homburg]

There now. That wasn't that hard.

and the flogger thing is teh hawtness.

see? It worked.

As for me, if anyone from the Fashion Faux Pas thread saw me today in my NEW CAMO SUPERMAN SHIRT FROM THE BOYS SECTION AT WALMART I'd be out of this forum on my ear.

But I'm invisible. Says so right there.

bj

I was bored, and I found a photo that I hadn't posted.

I showed you mine. Your turn.