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Homburg, your little piece about cars up there is a prose poem. There are some fine, fine lines in that.

bj

Thanks, doll. There are days I feel that twinge. That desire for internal combustion pushed beyond what the engineers intended (but that I know they dreamt about)...

Then I wake up to a mortgage and four kids :p
 
Right.

I love Angeline. Plain and simple.

Incredible. Brilliant. Subversive.

So I'm stating her stupendous awesomeness right here in the clear.

(Dunno if this is considered a leg-hump around these parts or not. )
 
BJ's place is probably doable. Yours would require a little more effort and planning. The company would be worth it though.....:rose:
I think Kansas is about a 3 and a half days' drive from here... Winnipeg, 16 hours and to Wichita another 1000 miles.. Whew! My Mini would love it.
 
Right.

I love Angeline. Plain and simple.

Incredible. Brilliant. Subversive.

So I'm stating her stupendous awesomeness right here in the clear.

(Dunno if this is considered a leg-hump around these parts or not. )

Oh Garsh!

Keep this up and I will totally out you from behind that scowly av as being sweet, learned and kindhearted. Don't push me now. :p

:kiss:
 
Oh Garsh!

Keep this up and I will totally out you from behind that scowly av as being sweet, learned and kindhearted. Don't push me now. :p

:kiss:

Dude, eeeveryone would know that you're fibbing if you start spreading such obvious lies.

And I'm not scowling in my AV. That is literally my normal look, with my eyes just a touch more then usual due to lighting and such.

And I liked that video that Bikou posted of "Allahi Allah" by Niyaz so much that I got a copy of the album. It's good stuff. Far more mellow than my usual fare, but so gorgeous that I don't care.
 
Would it not be massively cool if Fool could come and visit the shop and report that it's as neato as it sounds? Then more of you might be inspired to wander this direction someday...

I confess to having referred to the "Bistrovians" a few times when telling my long boring stories about the Hilarious Thing that Happened on Line Today to my husbands who tolerate my babble.

But I like BEESTS much better. And maybe the women's softball team could be the Bistro Jewels.

Homburg, your little piece about cars up there is a prose poem. There are some fine, fine lines in that.

And Champagne, that poem is too perfect for this place! Reminds me, I must buy yet another fridge. There have been some excellent pieces posted in here lately.

bienvenue!

bj

might I be so nosy as to ask how many husbands you have about the place?
 
I confess to having referred to the "Bistrovians" a few times when telling my long boring stories about the Hilarious Thing that Happened on Line Today to my husbands who tolerate my babble.


bj

"husbands" :eek::eek::eek:
do they know I have your panties :eek:
am wearing this around town :D
and do "things" to myself with them :eek:

do they know I am only two hours away :eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
I have had three husbands but in my case not all at the same time ..... tho I must admit there was a time when I had a husband, a live in lover and a boyfriend tho not in the same bed ...
 
I have had three husbands but in my case not all at the same time ..... tho I must admit there was a time when I had a husband, a live in lover and a boyfriend tho not in the same bed ...

*Looks at this post*

*Looks at your av*

Yeah, good times.
 
Have slowed down to a standstill now ...almost ... the ex boyfriend is still in the wings hoping but I can't be bothered anymore lol he only turned my head because he was in the media and I was flattered at a man 10 years my junior pursuing me when he had so many gorgeous young things he could chose from . Must be getting old lol
 
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K...i feel better now.

*please...do not attribute this to my intelligence, writing abilities or anything other than a crazed insurrection against being burried in coorporate taxes and accounting.

(has a feeling she will regret this...)

I regretted, so I edited. I may make another attempt later...*Deep curtsey
 
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(Dunno if this is considered a leg-hump around these parts or not. )

If that's not a leg hump, then Ange is going to have to find some other explanation for that sticky thigh...


might I be so nosy as to ask how many husbands you have about the place?

Two. Just the two. No wives as such. And if I start listing the other connections you won't believe me anyway. Polyamory gets reeeeeeeeally complicated.

Although they're both dead now, because last night I got home after taking care of my own flat tire and there was NO cat food, NO dinner and NO toilet paper in the house.

So I have cooked and eaten them. Now all I have left are the boyfriends.

I'm of the mind it's a genuine hippy commune left over from sometime in '68. Now, ask how many wives she's got... Place must be a nightmare at tax time.

Lawl! Well it would if any of us actually made any money.
I'm not an actual hippie, although someone did call me a "Winnebago gypsy" once.
I've never been sure if it was an insult or a compliment.

There are no actual legal marriages in the household. However, one mate has been around for 15 years and the other for nearly eight, so by Kansas common law I'm now a polygamist. Lawl.

Contemplates the vagaries of Kansas...

Ooooooooommmmm. Oooooooommmmm. On the Raaaaaange.....

"husbands" :eek::eek::eek:
do they know I have your panties :eek:
am wearing this around town :D
and do "things" to myself with them :eek:

do they know I am only two hours away :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Don't worry, darling. They like it when I get involved in stuff like this; it keeps me out of their hair.

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K...i feel better now.

*please...do not attribute this to my intelligence, writing abilities or anything other than a crazed insurrection against being burried in coorporate taxes and accounting.

(has a feeling she will regret this...)

I regretted, so I edited. I may make another attempt later...*Deep curtsey

Welcome!

Can I get you a drink?

Or some pie?

Special today is tough cookies.

bienvenue, all! Nice to have such a lovely laugh first thing when I get here...

bj
 
*Smiles~...Thank you fo the welcome. A drink would be lovely; perhaps a buttery nipple on the rocks.

Im out of sorts today...anyone have 'sorts' I could borrow?...indefinitely?
 
That picture of the child and the pig keeps turning up all over the place and I wonder how it got there I only mention it because I have seen the original and know the childs grandmother!!
 
That picture of the child and the pig keeps turning up all over the place and I wonder how it got there I only mention it because I have seen the original and know the childs grandmother!!

Wacky! I found it on my favorite ICanHazCheezburger.

*looks at his degree in philosophy*

Might explain why I've been called a manwhore on occassion...

um yeah, you'll be totally proving my hypothesis on that.... who knew it would be that easy?


bj
 
Have you been tarting?

Philosophically, yes. Physically, not particularly.

I have had many a rope bunny under my hands though. I look at it and just see them getting naked, or nearly so, me putting my hands anywhere I'd like (which usually means all over), and then me applying rope. And maybe other toppy fun. I'm clothed the whole time. Usually. So it's not really tarting. It's like performance art that leaves the work-materials wet and moaning.
 
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