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Not Normal said:
Where did you find that? I had a stuffed dough boy and girl as a kid.
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I just painted it real quick, took a pic, downloaded it and posted it for you... Should I call it "You burn my biscuits, baby!" or "My biscuits' are on fire let the mother fuckers burn?"
 
naughtycakes said:
I just painted it real quick, took a pic, downloaded it and posted it for you... Should I call it "You burn my biscuits, baby!" or "My biscuits' are on fire let the mother fuckers burn?"
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Definatly "You burn my biscuits, baby!"
 
thør said:
i don't have a biscuit..........you do......

i've always enjoyed sausage in the biscuit.......
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Right... I'm more of a Moons over My Hammy kinda girl.

So I have a biscuit, singular? It's not like buns, plural, huh? I gots to get these baked-goods double entendres right, dammit!

Not Normal said:
Definatly "You burn my biscuits, baby!"
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Yes, I'm more partial to that one, as well.
 
Not Normal said:
That would be such a great thing to be told by a woman...
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http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff141/BiscuitMan21/biscuitphoto.jpg

Fuck I am so hungry now and craving fucking biscuits!!!! Why do I do this to myself? Hahahahhahaahhaha.

All kidding aside, there's this local band I like and they do a cover of an 80's song - I think it's 2-Live-Crew that has in the chorus "Oh... we want some pu-ssy!" and everybody goes nuts and sings along. I love singing along, too, but I have noticed I get some funny looks. Now I'm gonna sing "Oh.... I want some bis-cuits!" Hahahahah. Ok getting delirious....
 
naughtycakes said:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff141/BiscuitMan21/biscuitphoto.jpg

Fuck I am so hungry now and craving fucking biscuits!!!! Why do I do this to myself? Hahahahhahaahhaha.

All kidding aside, there's this local band I like and they do a cover of an 80's song - I think it's 2-Live-Crew that has in the chorus "Oh... we want some pu-ssy!" and everybody goes nuts and sings along. I love singing along, too, but I have noticed I get some funny looks. Now I'm gonna sing "Oh.... I want some bis-cuits!" Hahahahah. Ok getting delirious....
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time to whip up some sausage gravy.......
 
naughtycakes said:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff141/BiscuitMan21/biscuitphoto.jpg

Fuck I am so hungry now and craving fucking biscuits!!!! Why do I do this to myself? Hahahahhahaahhaha.
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I got an extra biscuit with my chicken last night. :D

naughtycakes said:
All kidding aside, there's this local band I like and they do a cover of an 80's song - I think it's 2-Live-Crew that has in the chorus "Oh... we want some pu-ssy!" and everybody goes nuts and sings along. I love singing along, too, but I have noticed I get some funny looks. Now I'm gonna sing "Oh.... I want some bis-cuits!" Hahahahah. Ok getting delirious....
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Something tells me the funny looks make you sing louder...
 
:nana:Great new AV miss n.

The next group on my list, 15 people who’ve all posted between 10-20,000 times, is listed below. Only three of them have favorites! And one guy only listed himself. And the hotbabe only listed her brother. Still it’s a start.

This makes a total so far of only 9 out of 51 GBers who’ve taken the time to designate one or more favorites. You guys should be ashamed!

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
tortoise 18,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
:rolleyes:bronzeage 18,000+
(This man has one favorite – himself – and apparently he’s the author known as SamuelX?)
:nana:BlackShanigan 15,000+
(good going – this dull guy has favorites! - at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
snake0067 14,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
:kiss:1hotbabe 14,000+
(vetteman is her designated favorite – he’s her brother)
Cade is Here 14,000+
(the famous Cade does not have any favorites yet)
thor 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet – I think – actually I couldn’t find his page?)
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet but does have a favorite story - you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
Queersetti 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)



If you are one of the [size=+2]GBers[/size] who hasn’t yet named some favorites why don’t you just do it?

C’mon…participate…Do it! Just click:

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NAUGHTYCAKES IS NOW A WINNER!​
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scouries said:
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LITEROTICA’S ‘250 Favoritest Authors’ List
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My guess is most of you [size=+2]GBers[/size] have never heard of this list. The royals try to keep it pretty well hidden but yours truly finally located it.

I’m pretty sure most of you haven’t heard of it because there isn’t one GBer on the list. NOT ONE!!! It’s bloody unbelievable!

It’s not fair! So we at [size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] have decided to push for an end to the discrimination against GBers. To this end we’re backing the candidacy of miss naughtycakes. Presently the last person on the FAVORITEST AUTHOR list has only 49 supporters. Which means that only 50 of us have to name this lovely young lady one of our favorites for [size=+2]GBland[/size] to finally break through the last great barrier on LITEROTICA.

I’ve already added her. Will you help us? If you want to join this noble effort, simply click the link to miss cakes below and then click the “Add to favorites” box. WE'RE COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU!

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NAUGHTYCAKES
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james r scouries
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No, thanks.
 
naughtycakes said:
Throw in some nekkid pics and we got a deal!

btw.... have you written any stories?
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I wrote a poem back in the dark ages. Does that count?

Lonesome Cowboy Bert was not liked by the Lit Poetry Officials. They pissed me off so I fucked all their girlfriends.
 
SaintPeter said:
I wrote a poem back in the dark ages. Does that count?

Lonesome Cowboy Bert was not liked by the Lit Poetry Officials. They pissed me off so I fucked all their girlfriends.
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Oh yeah... I forgot. I did read it. It had such rich imagery, such subtle metaphors. Ok, now pm the nekkid pics and put the $20 in my paypal account and I'll add you immediately.
 
scouries said:
:nana:Great new AV miss n.

The next group on my list, 15 people who’ve all posted between 10-20,000 times, is listed below. Only three of them have favorites! And one guy only listed himself. And the hotbabe only listed her brother. Still it’s a start.

This makes a total so far of only 9 out of 51 GBers who’ve taken the time to designate one or more favorites. You guys should be ashamed!

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
tortoise 18,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
:rolleyes:bronzeage 18,000+
(This man has one favorite – himself – and apparently he’s the author known as SamuelX?)
:nana:BlackShanigan 15,000+
(good going – this dull guy has favorites! - at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
snake0067 14,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
:kiss:1hotbabe 14,000+
(vetteman is her designated favorite – he’s her brother)
Cade is Here 14,000+
(the famous Cade does not have any favorites yet)
thor 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet – I think – actually I couldn’t find his page?)
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet but does have a favorite story - you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
Queersetti 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet - Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)



If you are one of the [size=+2]GBers[/size] who hasn’t yet named some favorites why don’t you just do it?

C’mon…participate…Do it! Just click:

[size=+2]
NAUGHTYCAKES IS NOW A WINNER!​
[/size]
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You play D&D, don't you?
 
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