Universe Petition

I have returned! Won't hear anything back until tomorrow, from what the owner said, but the person I worked on has been doing massage for about ten years and she was impressed with the quality of what I was doing. I even managed to put her to sleep. :D

So... It looks good, but we'll have to wait and see.

Woo Hoo! Sleep is good, actually would be really nice. Can you come over? :D
 
I got it! As soon as my license number comes through I'll be able to start scheduling appointments.

Thank you all so VERY much!
 
I got it! As soon as my license number comes through I'll be able to start scheduling appointments.

Thank you all so VERY much!


YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
:nana:

free massages all round, chaps!

x
V
 
Dear Universe,

Thank you for answering my call for help so quickly. Not only did the interview go well, but so did the next. Which is a wonderful thing, as the first place never ended up being able to book any appointments.

Now I'm asking for something else. Something important to me. Please, please send out your energies to those who helped in this. I know a few of them are having a hard time of it, each in their own way, and they don't deserve it - from what I can see of their situations. Please turn your attention toward them for a while. They need and deserve a little help.

Then, if there is any left when you're done with that, could you turn toward my living situation? I know nothing about what would be best at this point. You know as well as I do that I'm torn about leaving. I want to stay because I love him so deeply, but at the same time it might be better if I lived alone for a while. He seems determined that it would be the best course of action, and if I left, it would be for that - because it's what he wants, not what i want.

Perhaps, if it would be better for me to stay, you can help him to appreciate how far i've come. Help me to show him in some way that i've improved. That my focus is where it should be - more than his is at this point - and that i'm doing everything possible to do what needs to be done. Maybe you could help me show him that i deserve a little respect, a little more appreciation... and his love in return. Maybe you can help me show him that i'm better off than what he thinks, and better for him than he seems to realise at the moment.

Maybe you can help me show him that this 'distraction' is part of what it will take to make me happy with myself. That i've worked for it, and deserve the leeway to do this.

Maybe a lot of things.

But, first and foremost, please give back to everybody that has helped me. You know I'm strong enough to stand up to this for some time yet, and that they need this more right now.

Thank you.
 
To: The Powers That Be

From: Rumple Foreskin

Subject: Maeve's request

Maeve is a goodness in this universe. Please grant her request.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

I'll repeat this since I can't do better :)
Please hear us all ;)
Glad it is helping, need more :)

:heart: for Maeve :rose:
 
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Free my tooshie!!! I'm still paying off school!

But you'll get a discount. Half price. $35/hour massage. ;)

Is that all? Not a bad deal if one has the close location and the proper scratch. What you really need to do is work up your talents until you can hire on at a spa in some exotic locale. Heh, once upon a time when I was in the corporate world, we had a "President's Club" shindig in Puerto Rico and I had a treatment at the supposedly-world-famous Golden Gate Spa. Meh. Lots of hype for nothing special that I couldn't get by laying in a muddy field and having someone touch me...and it probably cost my company about $500 for the hour.

Anyway, I see you thanking the universe for getting a break (that I assume you desperately needed), and for that I am very glad. I smell the sweet scent of empowerment--make the best of it, dear.
 
Is that all? Not a bad deal if one has the close location and the proper scratch. What you really need to do is work up your talents until you can hire on at a spa in some exotic locale. Heh, once upon a time when I was in the corporate world, we had a "President's Club" shindig in Puerto Rico and I had a treatment at the supposedly-world-famous Golden Gate Spa. Meh. Lots of hype for nothing special that I couldn't get by laying in a muddy field and having someone touch me...and it probably cost my company about $500 for the hour.

Anyway, I see you thanking the universe for getting a break (that I assume you desperately needed), and for that I am very glad. I smell the sweet scent of empowerment--make the best of it, dear.
Kev! :heart:

Haven't seen you around in forever. You've been missed, lovey.
 
Dear Universe:

Help Mae. She deserves it and she is asking you to divert your energy too soon. Help her get to a place where she doesn't need to worry about limiting her interactions or hiding her desires. Help her to find financial security sufficient to grant her emotional freedom.

She deserves all the energy you can give her and more. She never hesitates to help others and she is always supportive of her friends and acquaintances.

Make sure she knows she is loved and never has a need to despair.

Thank you,

Bel
 
Dear Universe,

A more pure and unselfish plea, you could not receive.

Grant her request, and give her peace.:rose:
 
I love you guys...

But Bel, look at what's going on with the people who offered their support. You, and Mat, and... well, everybody. It's not my turn right now.
 
I love you guys...

But Bel, look at what's going on with the people who offered their support. You, and Mat, and... well, everybody. It's not my turn right now.

You just made my point for me, love... :heart:
 
Dear Universe,
See Belegon's request? Add my name to it, please.
starrkers
 
But, first and foremost, please give back to everybody that has helped me. You know I'm strong enough to stand up to this for some time yet, and that they need this more right now.

Thank you.

You have a beautiful soul. :rose: :heart:



Dear Universe,

Peace to Maeve. Please.

~ Imp
 
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