Naughtycakes Now!!!!!!!

Yay for you sister-blister! I am going to write an ode to your Cunt-tastic self tonight!!!!

Just dipped in to say it- and I'll say it again "YAY!!!"

Thanks Pious P! Could you write a song about it? Then we can massacre it on stage...
 
Thanks Pious P! Could you write a song about it? Then we can massacre it on stage...

How about this...

My Piove
Like a carnivorous flower
Opens and contracts
To the beat of life.

I give her full identity,
She's beautiful and deep
Craving... (her)
Funny, how she's always
'Down there'

....


It's a good time
Blanketed by the rainsong outside
To listen to hypnotic salty music
And contemplate
My Piove.

Awww- thanks. Back at you girl.
 
How about this...

My Piove
Like a carnivorous flower
Opens and contracts
To the beat of life.

I give her full identity,
She's beautiful and deep
Craving... (her)
Funny, how she's always
'Down there'

....


It's a good time
Blanketed by the rainsong outside
To listen to hypnotic salty music
And contemplate
My Piove.

Awww- thanks. Back at you girl.

Hahahahahah! You da best!

How bout we also cover this David Byrne song, but twist the words a bit...

I love Australia, her secrets safe with me
And I know her wicked ways
The parts you never see

Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model
Although you have a reputation
Can I afford to move above my station
Im not the only heart you've conquered

And I love Australia, but boy can she be cruel
And I know how tall she is
Without her platform shoes

Oh super-girl, youll be my super-model
Although at times it might seem awkward
Don't run away, oh don't you recognize me
Im not the only heart you've conquered

And I kissed Australia, when she was fleecing me
She knows I understand that she needs to be free
And I miss Australia and sometimes she does too
And sometimes I think of her
When she is fucking you

I love Australia
Yo siempre he confiado en ti [=i have always trusted you]
I love Australia
Por que me tratas asi? [=why do you treat me like this? ]

Oh super-girl, youll be my super-model
Although your pants are round your ankles
And when you're down, I'll be your dirty harry
It will be just like in the movies

Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model
Although at times it might seem awkward
Dont look away, I'll be your teenage fanclub
I'm not the only heart you've conquered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paHnOxkG3UY&feature=related
 
I always liked muffins.

I've yet to meet a baked good I didn't like. I likes 'em all. My newest salty baked good... pan de bono, it's this Brazilian bun made with cassava so it's all gooey and shit... fuck, it's good.
 
Back at you... (this one made me 'feel naughty')

Our Naughty, who art my heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy maketh me come,
thy will is done,
on earth as it is in heaven
Give me this day my daily cake.
And forgive me my trespasses,
as I forgive those who trespass against me.
And lead us directly into temptation,
but deliver us such evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. The Cakes.
 
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