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SeaCat

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I took the bike out once again this morning. It was a relaxing and fun ride. Then I get home, drop off my gear and off my wife and I go to her doctors apointment. No sweat, we grab lunch on the way and make it there in plenty of time.

We leave the doctors office and are headed home when we have to stop at one of the drawbridges. The barricades have just come down so I shift the car into park, open the door and get out to stretch my legs. As I'm standing next to the car I hear a fairly loud crunch and watch as my car jumps ahead. WTF?

I look back and watch as the lady driving the Lexus behind me clibs out of her car and inspects the front of her car before she starts screaming at me for not watching what I was doing. She's also on her phone telling whoever was on the other end that I had backed into her. Igrab my cell from in the car and call the local P.D. as she stands there screaming about the damage to her car and how she's going to make sure I get it fixed. Then I go back and inspect the damage.

The local P.D. shows up on bikes and start their investigation. By this time the occupants of the cars around us had shut down and climbed out to watch the fun. The lady states quite clearly and emphaticaly that she had been sitting there minding her own business and talking with a friend when I shifted into reverse and slammed into her car for no reason at all. She was telling the cop how the client was some person of money on the island and how she knew all sorts of people in the community.

Meanwhile the other cop had talked with me as well as the other drivers. He went back and talked with his partner and then turned around to face the woman. He asked her if she was sure about what had happened and she adamant about it, her story wasn't going to change in the least. He then shook his head and started writing in his not so little book. He then proceded to piss the woman off by handing her several tickets.

Failure to use care in stopping.
Reckless Driving, and
Filing a false report.

I had eight witnesses who pointed out that I wasn't even in my car at the time.

Oh and the damage? All of it was to her car. Her front bumper is dented in quite nicely on one side. The headlight and turn signals are broken on that side as well.

It helps I suppose that I have a traler hitch, and I have a six inch section of heavy pipe pointing up from the trailer hitch. She hit the pipe and not the car.

Cat
 
Yeah, people will do anything to get out of taking responsibility. A friend of mine once had a job at a McDonald's (or some such) and told about a time when a group of friends left the joint in two cars and promptly had an accident with each other. They conferred and drove off. A week later the cops showed up asking if anyone had seen the accident. Apparently the teenagers had claimed they were both a victim of a hit and run, and one of them was dumb enough to claim the accident happened where it actually did happen.

I took the bike out once again this morning. It was a relaxing and fun ride. Then I get home, drop off my gear and off my wife and I go to her doctors apointment. No sweat, we grab lunch on the way and make it there in plenty of time.

So this doctor was a resurrection specialist?
 
You always make me feel woefully illiterate, since I've never even heard of the guy. Of course, being a rocket scientist I doesn't gots to no how to red and rit gud.
YOu have a treat coming! Leonard isn't a super-literary guy; he writes crime novels. A wonderful fun author-- You might recognise some of his titles. Rum Punch, Get Shorty, Thieves Like Us, Pronto...

Reading him is a good lesson in writing, at least for me.
http://www.elmoreleonard.com/
 
LMAO, you certainly have some colorful stories, don't you? lol Love it! Serves her right, dumbass.
 
Cat, are you sure your wife isn't suffering whiplash, or was she fortunate enough to be out of the car also?
 
Glad there were other witnesses, glad your car wasn't damaged -

Very glad you're fine and she will be inconvenienced in a major way.

People can be such jerks.

;)
 
Cat, I have been reading your stories for a while now, and you really crack me up. Thanks for so many laughs, with all of your adventures.

I hope your wife was not injured in the fender bender.
 
In the war between 'The World' and 'Us' I'm so glad I feel that you and I are on the same side.

Dildo-heads like that work for what they get - and it's great to hear about those who get what they work for. :D
 
Sorry CAT!

The funniest event I ever saw was similar to your tale.

An old man rolled into the rear of an Olsdmobile, kissing the Olds bumper but doing zero damage. The girl driving the Olds hopped out and called the geezer everything but a child of God. The she stomped back to the Olds, jumped in, slammed the door, fired it up, hit the gas pedal, and destroyed the front end of the other car plus the rear of her car.

She got out, sobbing and upset about what she did.

A friend of mine did the same thing in a drag race with Don Garlits. Ron took his 62 Vette to the strip and challenged Don's COLOR ME GONE. When the light turned green Don was already at the end of the strip and Ron was jumping backwards...his transmission was in reverse.

Sidebar: I think its a 1964 Studebaker that still holds the world speed record for a production car.

http://www.nitroactive.net/images/6412sstock_s.jpg

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...ville+record+holder&gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&sa=G
 
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Trailer hitches are a great protection device ;) I've had them on most of my cars (including my current one), but no-one's ever driven into the back of any!
 
Served her right! right! bloody well right! And Mrs. Cat was out of the car at the time, wasn't she? I certainly hope she was.
 
Served her right! right! bloody well right! And Mrs. Cat was out of the car at the time, wasn't she? I certainly hope she was.

Nope, she was in the car listening to the radio. She described the impact as a bit of a bump and that was it. (She told me there was less of a jolt than there is from some of the Chuck Holes we hit on a daily basis.)

Heard a good one today related to driving. Why do they put Braille on drive through cash machines? For Baseball Umpires.

Cat
 
Nope, she was in the car listening to the radio. She described the impact as a bit of a bump and that was it. (She told me there was less of a jolt than there is from some of the Chuck Holes we hit on a daily basis.)

Heard a good one today related to driving. Why do they put Braille on drive through cash machines? For Baseball Umpires.

Cat

I'm glad she's ok. As to the question, I heard the answer somewhere--I think it was explained in Freakonomics or something.
 
I'm glad she's ok. As to the question, I heard the answer somewhere--I think it was explained in Freakonomics or something.

There are a couple of reasons I could think of.

So a blind person in a cab could use the machine.
Because the drive by ATMs are standard ATMs just put in car friendly places
Some people actually walk up to those ATMs
 
There are a couple of reasons I could think of.

So a blind person in a cab could use the machine.
Because the drive by ATMs are standard ATMs just put in car friendly places
Some people actually walk up to those ATMs

Or a blind person might be a passenger in the back seat or in the front seat of a British car.
 
Plus, it costs more to manufacture a set of ATMs without Braille than it does to put Braille on all of 'em.
 
Now that we've explained the braille drive-up ATM, how come they have an interstate highway in Hawaii?;)
 
Now that we've explained the braille drive-up ATM, how come they have an interstate highway in Hawaii?;)

Federal funds, federal road. The roads were paid for as part of the Eisenhower Interstate System (a.k.a. Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways) so that makes them interstates. If they had been paid for by Eisenhower Bitchway System, then they would all be called Bitchways and we wouldn't be having this discussion.
 
Dammit! I feel smart all of a sudden. But I have been too slow. I knew all of those answers to those questions!
 
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