Completely Unsanctioned Quarterly Writing Contest - "Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape"

[Anna_Malia75]

I've just had my grapes crushed. 4.09.

I must relinquish my hold on the yellow av.

Jo-mar! Jo-mar! Jo-mar!

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Jo-mar! Jo-mar! Jo-mar!

Now you're just being mean.

 

[jomar]

I've just had my grapes crushed. 4.09.

I must relinquish my hold on the yellow av.

Thank you, kind sir. I shall humbly enjoy my nanosecond in the sun.

Jo-mar! Jo-mar! Jo-mar!

YEAH!!!

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Thank you, kind sir. I shall humbly enjoy my nanosecond in the sun.



YEAH!!!

Wear it with pride, pal. You'll get quite a few interesting comments.

 

[jomar]

Jo-mar! Jo-mar! Jo-mar!

Wear it with pride, pal. You'll get quite a few interesting comments.

That's intriguing.

I liked your story, btw. If you're curious about mine, read post #72 before you read it. Otherwise, you're on your own.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

That's intriguing.

I liked your story, btw. If you're curious about mine, read post #72 before you read it. Otherwise, you're on your own.

I will, dude. Right now I'm going to head to bed. Have a good one.

 

[jomar]

I will, dude. Right now I'm going to head to bed. Have a good one.

You too, Mark.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

"Best Served Cold? I Think Not" was submitted today. Better enjoy that AV while you have it, jomar!



Happy Valentines Day!!!!!!

 

[jomar]

"Best Served Cold? I Think Not" was submitted today. Better enjoy that AV while you have it, jomar!



Happy Valentines Day!!!!!!

Bring it on, baby!

And Happy Valentine's Day to boot!

 

[jomar]

Wear it with pride, pal. You'll get quite a few interesting comments.

Hmm, nobody's said anything yet. Maybe I'm not in the right threads.

"Best Served Cold? I Think Not" was submitted today.

Let us know when yours is out. And where is everybody else's?


Read post #72 before you read my story!

 

[Joseph King]

Hmm, nobody's said anything yet. Maybe I'm not in the right threads. Let us know when yours is out. And where is everybody else's?
Read post #72 before you read my story!

I would hereby like to formally submit this story to the contest:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=350893

I declare it to be my own work... After all who in the name of flock would admit to it?

Believe it or not there is a lot of truth in it as in all 101, ok all 3 of my stories.

JK. (Not Rowling).

 

[strangenickle]

I am submitting the following story to this contest

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=351636

Because I randomly found this contest, and recently I randomly sat down a wrote a story that completely fits into this category by chance. The story is was written quickly, and it isn't perfect, but it certainly fits this category.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I would hereby like to formally submit this story to the contest:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=350893

I declare it to be my own work... After all who in the name of flock would admit to it?

Believe it or not there is a lot of truth in it as in all 101, ok all 3 of my stories.

JK. (Not Rowling).

I am submitting the following story to this contest

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=351636

Because I randomly found this contest, and recently I randomly sat down a wrote a story that completely fits into this category by chance. The story is was written quickly, and it isn't perfect, but it certainly fits this category.

A big "Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape" welcome to our newest entrants, including first-time author strangenickle. Last I heard, Jomar's story was somewhere in the 4.3s, so if either of you think you're entitled to the yellow avatar, post your score!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Aha! Contest entries that crush the internet assholes into the bit of green smelly slime they really are... Excellent...

Might I present http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=351489

I so love being miserable to assholes.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I'm in: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=352111

"Come, Watson. The game is afoot."

 

[jomar]

I'm in: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=352111

"Come, Watson. The game is afoot."

Uh oh. According to the mature stories page we're tied. What's your submission page score? My highest so far was 4.67 until someone scuttled me, but the read/votes are still trickling in.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Right now it's at 4.63, but it's only been out a day so far. Like a good souffle, it's simply waiting for a chance to fall.

 

[jomar]

Right now it's at 4.63, but it's only been out a day so far. Like a good souffle, it's simply waiting for a chance to fall.

Mine is 4.62 - wear the avatar with pride, for now. and i swear it won't be me if your story goes south.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

So far it's gone up and down around 4.63, down to 4.62 and currently at 4.64. So I will tentatively try on the yellow avatar, knowing that it will be the kiss of death for my story's score!

 

[jomar]

So far it's gone up and down around 4.63, down to 4.62 and currently at 4.64. So I will tentatively try on the yellow avatar, knowing that it will be the kiss of death for my story's score!

As I stated in the PC when I voted for your story, you cheated by writing something that actually had characters and a plot!

Hmmm. Kind of fun seeing that AV get tossed around.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

As I stated in the PC when I voted for your story, you cheated by writing something that actually had characters and a plot!

Hmmm. Kind of fun seeing that AV get tossed around.

That was sweet of you to say. Of course, I'm the only contestant who actually had her story idea before the contest started. So I probably cheated twice. Too bad! The AV is mine (for the moment, LOL!).

 

[Anna_Malia75]

http://forum.literotica.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=25595194

Just over a month left to go, people! We have some very fine entries, all of them linked on the first post of the thread. Please read them all if you get a chance, and vote! And enter! The winner gets the very lovely yellow avatar (which I currently have the good fortune to use as my own, lol!) designed by THROBBS!

 

[manyeyedhydra]

Heh, is this still going?

I'm perpetually late on these things

I've submitted a story anyway. Should be a few days for it to get cleared.

 

[manyeyedhydra]

Yay, my entrant finally went up as a latecomer to the party.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=355600

So we did mean literally crush your enemy like a grape right?

...right?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

The Game is at 4.14. Do I get the AV back?