Saint Peter
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A poster shared a story with me about walnuts being thrown at young men trying to woo her. The walnut is the highest trophy a Litster can earn.
HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?
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A poster shared a story with me about walnuts being thrown at young men trying to woo her. The walnut is the highest trophy a Litster can earn.
naughtycakes
Huanctabulous!
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Yeah except for being designated Favorite!!!!!
That's right, people, I'm Scouri's GB Favorite.... You might be the smartest GBer, St. Pete, but I'm the favorite!
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Sucking up to the O.P.
IrezumiKiss
Literotica Guru
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Bah!
If I wuz cute n' vivacious n' had a pair of nice lil' perky titties with nipples that make you wanna suck on 'em so much that you'd regress back to being an infant, I'd be his favorite TOO...
cloudy
Alabama Slammer
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Bah!
If I wuz cute n' vivacious n' had a pair of nice lil' perky titties with nipples that make you wanna suck on 'em so much that you'd regress back to being an infant, I'd be his favorite TOO...
I dunno....I'm rather happy with my more-than-a-mouthful.
IrezumiKiss
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I dunno....I'm rather happy with my more-than-a-mouthful.
Trust me when I tell you that you aren't the ONLY one happy with your more-than-a-mouthfuls, too!
ksmybuttons
Push and Pull
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Now I'm a friend of the horse of whom I have no idea. And the brillo pad didn't leave like promised. What a disappointment.
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Heyyy, I never makes lists. How did I make this one?
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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You clicked an "opt-out" link in a spam email.
P. B. Walker
Literotica Guru
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Shouldn't you be studying for a PT test or something?
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bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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The problem with terminal dorkitosis is that its not actually fatal.
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That's Jerry's Kids - or rather - Kids who like Jerry (just a joke, folks, just a joke).
This fellows got something much worse.
You wrote - "a" story? He's about 20-odd short for you, with as many H's...
I know, darlin', the pay is the same. But you know me...
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Nunt-uh. I'm no sucker.
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Sunspots, then.
Saint Peter
shoots left
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cuntburger
morewickedfun
I shall wear midnight
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foul mouthed.
Saint Peter
shoots left
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Yeah, me too.
Batch
Airship Captain
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Saint Peter
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Jealous?
Batch
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scouries
Literotica's #1 Author
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90 degrees in the shade...
...and what a great day for it! [size=+2]CALLE OCHO[/SIZE]
[size=+2][/size]
Aren’t they wonderful!!!
[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity…
NOW 89 GBerS and cloudy... 1,730,000+ posts….and all these [size=+2]Red H’s[/size]…who knew?
Have you designated [size=+2][/size]
one of your favorites yet? Why not?
Thank you SaintPeter and morewickedfun for sending us your post total updates. Miss Fun becomes our second 60 thousander. Congrats ma’am!
But c’mon SaintPete – your home page says “this user does not have any favorites yet”. WTF? Click it for naughtycakes man.
...and what a great day for it! [size=+2]CALLE OCHO[/SIZE]
[size=+2]
“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”
Aren’t they wonderful!!!
[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity…
NOW 89 GBerS and cloudy... 1,730,000+ posts….and all these [size=+2]Red H’s[/size]…who knew?
Have you designated [size=+2]
NAUGHTYCAKES
one of your favorites yet? Why not?
Thank you SaintPeter and morewickedfun for sending us your post total updates. Miss Fun becomes our second 60 thousander. Congrats ma’am!
But c’mon SaintPete – your home page says “this user does not have any favorites yet”. WTF? Click it for naughtycakes man.
HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – I know this guy doesn’t have a red H.)
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
morewickedfun 60,000+
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(another fifty thousander!!! What’s he doing in AHland these days?)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
Cheyenne 54,000+
Dumpling 53,000+
( more Canadians)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
Ishmael 51,000+
(who's this idiot? another of the real old boys…)
killallhippies 47,000+
(is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts? That would make…)
VermillionSkye 42,000+
(This user does not have any submissions yet)
breakwall 42,000+
(H+H+H)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(youse guys know Brinnie? I loved her!)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+
EnglishLady 39,000+
(major wacko)
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(I moved you up to 35 cause you’re so close)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Shagly 33,000+
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(vanity press author)
Image 32,000+
(H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(great breasts!)
cloudy 30,000+ OMG!
(HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)
koalabear 29,000+
(he’s male and this user does not have any favorites yet)
Cathleen 28,000+
(19 H’s, a GBer record)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(I am a 30-year-old virgin, Claire…I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet men and, when I do, I don't know how to act socially)
Morcheeba 27,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
ProblemChild 26,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
JazzManJim 25,000+
(cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
SaintPeter 24,000+
(definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
(a poet and a poster)
phrodeau 20,000+
Byron in Exile 20,000+
Hester 20,000+
LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
tortoise 18,000+
(we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
bronzeage 18,000+
(Jeesus, you’re the author known as SamuelX?)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(another old timer)
Cade is Here 14,000+
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
Queersetti 10,000+
(Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)
Nipples Mcgee 9,000+
Wrong Element 8,000+
Bidin~Time 8,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
Quoll 7,000+
isthisdesire 7,000+
LadyAria 7,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Raidho 6,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
iceberg1 5,000+
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(way hot!)
Collette 4,000+
Soblue 4,000+
December 4,000+
(are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(obviously a friend of HS)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
firespin 3,000+
(both naughtycakes and I thank you)
wideeyedone 2,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Legenda 1,000+
stickwork 1,000+
foxinsox 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000]
[size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] 1,000+
(a great writer and my favorite GBer – I’ve designated her a FAVORITE)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Mythical less than 1,000
Emni Sevillve less than 1,000
NotNormal
(thank you sir…and naughtycakes thanks you too)
vinorosso another rookie
SecretOrchid another rookie
piove essa less than 1
_prudence_
(just shut up and vote!)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
bryan2929
(another rookie – thanks for the vote man)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – I know this guy doesn’t have a red H.)
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
morewickedfun 60,000+
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(another fifty thousander!!! What’s he doing in AHland these days?)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
Cheyenne 54,000+
Dumpling 53,000+
( more Canadians)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
Ishmael 51,000+
(who's this idiot? another of the real old boys…)
killallhippies 47,000+
(is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts? That would make…)
VermillionSkye 42,000+
(This user does not have any submissions yet)
breakwall 42,000+
(H+H+H)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(youse guys know Brinnie? I loved her!)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+
EnglishLady 39,000+
(major wacko)
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(I moved you up to 35 cause you’re so close)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Shagly 33,000+
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(vanity press author)
Image 32,000+
(H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(great breasts!)
cloudy 30,000+ OMG!
(HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)
koalabear 29,000+
(he’s male and this user does not have any favorites yet)
Cathleen 28,000+
(19 H’s, a GBer record)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(I am a 30-year-old virgin, Claire…I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet men and, when I do, I don't know how to act socially)
Morcheeba 27,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
ProblemChild 26,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
JazzManJim 25,000+
(cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
SaintPeter 24,000+
(definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
(a poet and a poster)
phrodeau 20,000+
Byron in Exile 20,000+
Hester 20,000+
LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
tortoise 18,000+
(we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
bronzeage 18,000+
(Jeesus, you’re the author known as SamuelX?)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(another old timer)
Cade is Here 14,000+
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
Queersetti 10,000+
(Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)
Nipples Mcgee 9,000+
Wrong Element 8,000+
Bidin~Time 8,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
Quoll 7,000+
isthisdesire 7,000+
LadyAria 7,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Raidho 6,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
iceberg1 5,000+
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(way hot!)
Collette 4,000+
Soblue 4,000+
December 4,000+
(are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(obviously a friend of HS)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
firespin 3,000+
(both naughtycakes and I thank you)
wideeyedone 2,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Legenda 1,000+
stickwork 1,000+
foxinsox 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000]
[size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] 1,000+
(a great writer and my favorite GBer – I’ve designated her a FAVORITE)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Mythical less than 1,000
Emni Sevillve less than 1,000
NotNormal
(thank you sir…and naughtycakes thanks you too)
vinorosso another rookie
SecretOrchid another rookie
piove essa less than 1
_prudence_
(just shut up and vote!)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
bryan2929
(another rookie – thanks for the vote man)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)
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er. what the hell is this?
Saint Peter
shoots left
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What is a post total update?
morewickedfun
I shall wear midnight
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