HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[Saint Peter]

Well, in true "smart" fashion, you'd need to call him on being unable to spell.

And I have no knowledge of sarcasm. It's not in my vocabulary or practice.

I see that.

 

[breakwall]

Whoa! How did I end up on this list? But it should be amended to reflect my 2 red "H"s.

I never even got a mention for mine. 7 stories, 3 little H's.
Each one is like a child to me. Er, that is a child that I neglect and won't answer when they phone.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm delighted that he's remembered how dull I am. It's a pity that the stories, H's, E's and W seem to have slipped his mind.

Not to worry. They aren't a spot on one good story with 1200 "3" votes.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I read the last 2 pages and I'm feeling a little confused.

I'm gonna have to read the whole damn thing to know what's going on, aren't I.

Damnit I shoulda listened to myself when I said to me, "Ems, ya don't wanna be openin that long-assed thread up." But on noooooooo, I just had to click.

 

[Guest]

I never even got a mention for mine. 7 stories, 3 little H's.
Each one is like a child to me. Er, that is a child that I neglect and won't answer when they phone.

I think I mentioned you having stories..or at least meant to.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I read the last 2 pages and I'm feeling a little confused.

I'm gonna have to read the whole damn thing to know what's going on, aren't I.

Damnit I shoulda listened to myself when I said to me, "Ems, ya don't wanna be openin that long-assed thread up." But on noooooooo, I just had to click.

Not much going on. If you don't read it, you can jump in at any time and redirect. Worked for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

All my stories got a W.





(Walnut)

 

[Bidin~Time]

Not much going on. If you don't read it, you can jump in at any time and redirect. Worked for me.

Well, I DID try, honest I did. But my eyes glazed (no pun intended) reading something about white sauce on a bum. I got the feeling it was only gonna get more painful from there, so I wimped out.

All my stories got a W.

(Walnut)

W's are the highest score you can get!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I read the last 2 pages and I'm feeling a little confused.

I'm gonna have to read the whole damn thing to know what's going on, aren't I.

This is one of the few cases in which I would recommend listening to the crowd and not bothering to read up on the facts yourself. They're very silly facts and extremely tediously set forth. In a nutshell, Scouries is a raving lunatic and we all enjoy being amused by that fact.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Well, I DID try, honest I did. But my eyes glazed (no pun intended) reading something about white sauce on a bum. I got the feeling it was only gonna get more painful from there, so I wimped out.





W's are the highest score you can get!!

Especially Black Ws. Oh, wait. That belongs in the Geraldine Ferraro thread.

 

[Bidin~Time]

This is one of the few cases in which I would recommend listening to the crowd and not bothering to read up on the facts yourself. They're very silly facts and extremely tediously set forth. In a nutshell, Scouries is a raving lunatic and we all enjoy being amused by that fact.

This Scouries person, does seem a tad touched in the head. However, his name reminded me I need to add Brillo pads to my shopping list,

Especially Black Ws. Oh, wait. That belongs in the Geraldine Ferraro thread.

That made me laugh. Pete will have to explain.

 

[BlackShanglan]

This Scouries person, does seem a tad touched in the head. However, his name reminded me I need to add Brillo pads to my shopping list ...

Perfect proof that nothing is useless. Some things simply have very specific and individual uses.

 

[Byron In Exile]

This thread sucks.

It's being moved to the GB.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Perfect proof that nothing is useless. Some things simply have very specific and individual uses.

Some silver linings are tough to find, but they are there if you look long enough.

This thread sucks.

It's being moved to the GB.

Damn I'll never find it there!

oh wait.

nevermind

 

[HeavyStick]

I just don't see the point to anyone arguing over the point that you are a dirtbag. Hell, you pretty much admit it don't ya? When you are being truthful anyway.

Shouldn't you be worrying about beating off so your roomie/landlord doesn't hear you?

 

[Saint Peter]

cuntDeMoney

 

[scouries]

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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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Aren’t they wonderful!!!

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity…

NOW 66 GBerS and cloudy... 1,545,000+ posts….and all these [size=+2]Red H’s[/size]…who knew?

Have you designated [size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] one of you favorites yet? Why not?

HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – I know this guy doesn’t have a red H.)

killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)

morewickedfun 59,000+
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(another fifty thousander!!! What’s he doing in AHland these days?)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
Cheyenne 54,000+
Dumpling 53,000+
( more Canadians)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
Ishmael 51,000+
(who's this idiot? another of the real old boys…)

killallhippies 47,000+
(is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts? That would make…)
VermillionSkye 42,000+
breakwall 42,000+
(H+H+H)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(youse guys know Brinnie? I loved her!)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+

vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(I moved you up to 35 cause you’re so close)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Shagly 33,000+
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(oh, I’ve heard of this guy, no genius here in fact… )
Image 32,000+
(H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(great breasts!)
cloudy 30,000+ OMG!
(HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

koalabear 29,000+
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(a friend of the horse – no need to add anything to that)
Morcheeba 27,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
(cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
(definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
phrodeau 20,000+
Byron in Exile 20,000+

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
tortoise 18,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
(he wrote a story)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(another old timer)
Cade is Here 14,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
KravMaga 12,000+
(he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+

Wrong Element 8,000+
Bidin~Time 8,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
Quoll 7,000+
LadyAria 7,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(way hot!)
Collette 4,000+
Soblue 4,000+
December 4,000+
(are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(obviously a friend of HS)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
MzChrista 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]
naughtycakes 1,000+
(a great writer and my favorite GBer – I’ve designated her a FAVORITE)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)​

 

[Batch]

Why does SaintPeter get a walnut?

 

[pink]

At least, my breasts got an honorable mention.

 

[Batch]

At least, my breasts got an honorable mention.

Yeah, but why the walnut??

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, but why the walnut??

I earned it!

W

 

[HeavyStick]

Why does SaintPeter get a walnut?

That's how he describes a prostate on the tip of his tongue.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I earned it!

W

They are more this color in the hull

 

[Batch]

I earned it!

W

*narrows my eyes at you*

but

how?

 

[Batch]

That's how he describes a prostate on the tip of his tongue.

That took a while for me to figure out...

slow I am.