I've got it! Back Implants

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I just read an article about how Dolly Parton had to cancel her tour become of a back injury caused by her bosom. It's such a shame that women should have back problems because of their breast size.

Anyway, to counterbalance the weight of the breasts in the front, the obvious solution is to add more weight in the back. I'm not talking a second set of boobs, but metal weights, perhaps tungsten. Attach them to the scapula, or perhaps under the scapula.

Alright, either that or wings.
 
I just read an article about how Dolly Parton had to cancel her tour become of a back injury caused by her bosom. It's such a shame that women should have back problems because of their breast size.

Anyway, to counterbalance the weight of the breasts in the front, the obvious solution is to add more weight in the back. I'm not talking a second set of boobs, but metal weights, perhaps tungsten. Attach them to the scapula, or perhaps under the scapula.

Alright, either that or wings.
I'd so go for wings.
 
Angel wings.... or Devil wings? :devil:

Well, angel wings being made of feathers, would be much lighter than devil wings which are made of leather. So ridiculous stripper large breasts would be devil wings, only kind of large could go with angel wings.

But the tungsten wouldn't interfere with chair backs and things like that.
 
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