Good girls don't do DP

[TheeGoatPig]

I am attracted to my sister, so I would definitely want to join in. I would have to restrain myself tough. I'm pretty sure that it isn't a mutual attraction (though I have always had suspicions of her and my younger brother).

 

[Guest]

Double penetration - one up the twat and one up the poop shooter.

Oh that DP...

Maharat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I am attracted to my sister, so I would definitely want to join in. I would have to restrain myself tough. I'm pretty sure that it isn't a mutual attraction (though I have always had suspicions of her and my younger brother).

Now that's in interesting plot bunny. Lots of possibilities.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh that DP...

Maharat

ROFLMAO I'm sure any good girl would want to do the Desert Pirate.

 

[IamtheMetatron]

LOL I just did a wikipedia search. This book The Ethical Slut, I gotta find and read it.

I own a copy.
It is definitely worth the read.

 

[glynndah]

I own a copy.
It is definitely worth the read.

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Now that's in interesting plot bunny. Lots of possibilities.

Rumple Foreskin

Those plot bunnies have been running all throughout my head for years. If I were still a writer I would probably be writing them little by little. I know I have started a story or two about it. I just never got all that far with it.

 

[IamtheMetatron]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

Thank you kindly.
And one in return.

 

[gauchecritic]

I am attracted to my sister, so I would definitely want to join in. I would have to restrain myself tough. I'm pretty sure that it isn't a mutual attraction (though I have always had suspicions of her and my younger brother).

Tell us more.

Double penetration - one up the twat and one up the poop shooter.

Twat and poop-shooter in the same sentence. Is there a double standard here? Why not pisser and shitter or tuppence and bum or cunt and arse?
I just thought it amusing that you mixed the two types of name thereby making the arsehole a sexually profane area whilst apparently advocating it's use.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Exactly ... homoerotic!

There are TWO slices of bread in that sandwich...

Twat and poop-shooter in the same sentence. Is there a double standard here? Why not pisser and shitter or tuppence and bum or cunt and arse?

TELL me you don't piss out of your cunt!!!

I like Tuppence, though-- I've never heard that-- it means cunt, right? Not urethra?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Tell us more.

No, I think I will just leave it at that.

 

[jomar]

Double penetration - one up the twat and one up the poop shooter.

You're hot.

 

[gauchecritic]

There are TWO slices of bread in that sandwich...
TELL me you don't piss out of your cunt!!!

I like Tuppence, though-- I've never heard that-- it means cunt, right? Not urethra?

Well 'baby exit' just doesn't sound like a toilet action.

An admonition for daughters in the 60's was "Keep your hand on your tuppence."

A folk band called Fivepenny piece wrote a song called 'keep your hand on your ha'penny'

 

[sr71plt]

Good girls don't do DP?

au contraire. I think a girl has to be pretty good at it to do DP.

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO I'm sure any good girl would want to do the Desert Pirate.

I usually read the the D as deep... I like the word deep.

Maharat

 

[fifty5]

DP may be but may not be homoerotic - it could be just a 'male bonded' thing. I would agree far enough that without either, the guys would have to be seriously weird or deprived...

Me and my mate just took turns...

 

[DesertPirate]

ROFLMAO I'm sure any good girl would want to do the Desert Pirate.

Thank you VM

I was wondering why there was a thread about me?

Then I read it.

A girl accused me of being a bar slut once... she was smiling when she left the next morning
I just realized how long ago that was

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

DP... hmmmmmm... probably not, potentially too gay. Have to opt out. And get taken of the mailing list. And send an e-mail to unsubscribe".

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Don't aging suck, though? If it weren't for Molly and Sweet I'd feel too old to even show up here, sometimes.

 

[oggbashan]

I thought this thread was about DampPanties!

Og

 

[Guest]

Considering that this question is being asked in the Author's Hangout of Literotica, I'd say there's a fairly good chance a sizable precentage would, if faced with that situation, decide to join.

Rumple Foreskin

*grins*

Me likey!

 

[Trombonus]

Seriously. If your sister got into a DP, wouldn't you just want to punch those two guys in the face?

Oh God you made me picture it! *screams in agony*

 

[Belegon]

Good is boring.

...and that's why I love her, folks...

well, some of the why, anyway...

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Where do I sign up for my scarlet A and my "bad girl" tattoo?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

*grins*

Me likey!

Notice there have been no crys of gross or disgusting?

Ogg, my confusion was even greater than yours. In adddition to wondering if DamPanties or Desert Pirate was the subject, I briefly considered the possibility this was a sexiest sports thread claiming good girls can't do double-plays in baseball or softball.

Rumple Foreskin