HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[Guest]

Holy flying fuckadoodleshit.

Delusional as well.

 

[Saint Peter]

Holy flying fuckadoodleshit.

Delusional as well.

I have my moments.

 

[Batch]

Great. This will make room for another "looking for a crush" thread.

so sayeth on of the 'smartest GBers, ever'!

I am sooo excited for you.

 

[Guest]

I have my moments.

Definitely - but i wasn't referring to you.

 

[Saint Peter]

so sayeth on of the 'smartest GBers, ever'!

I am sooo excited for you.

It took years for somebody to point that out.

Definitely - but i wasn't referring to you.

Tell me who put you up to say that!

 

[ksmybuttons]

It took years for somebody to point that out.

Okay, One of the Smartest GBers. Aren't you going to make it your title or location or something important?!?

And I have stories. I have a red H...

 

[Pookie]

The name in question is Pookie.

She's actually the alt of PeterSaint, the alt of SaintPeter, the alt of LanceCastor, the alt of breakwall, the alt of justpet, the alt of Dixon Carter Lee (when he was funny), the alt of LovingTongue (after he died, but before the resurrection as Le JackingOff) who is the alt of dollparts.

Scrunt, it's not a chicks name but it is the name for androgynous individuals when their av/username and attitude give no clear indication of what sex they are.

JP did me the bestest. *nods*

 

[Pookie]

I miss the old Killa days. Sometimes.
But then I'm twisted enough to miss Hanns.

You too, huh?

 

[HeavyStick]

Well I guess that’s it! He rolled over. Gave the guilty party up. Coughed up the name. I knew he would – those types always do.

e-mail received at 3:45 a.m. march 11, 2008

dear scouries,
I’m sorry. I’m the cunt! But it wasn’t my fault; they made me do it… The name you’re looking for is XXXXXX, but look out, this person will stop at nothing. Please forgive me,
Heavystick

I x’ed out the name of the guilty party – I’m saving that until I’m ready to strike. The interesting thing is that the other one also rolled over too – almost at the same time. Dixie Lee also sent me an e-mail last night confirming the guilty one.

I’m a big enough man to accept your whining apologies gentlemen. But I’m afraid you’ll never change.

james r scouries

p.s. here’s the final list:we just missed a million five.

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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Aren’t they wonderful!!!

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity…

NOW 63 GBerS and cloudy... 1,493,000+ posts….at least 3 stories well written…

HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – why am I making this clown famous?)

killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)

morewickedfun 59,000+
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(another fifty thousander!!! He seems confused)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
Cheyenne 54,000+
Dumpling 53,000+
( more Canadians)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
Ishmael 51,000+
(who's this idiot? another of the real old boys…)

killallhippies 47,000+
(is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts? That would make…)
VermillionSkye 42,000+
breakwall 42,000+
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(youse guys know Brinnie? I loved her!)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+

vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(I moved you up to 35 cause you’re so close)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Shagly 33,000+
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(oh, I’ve heard of this guy, unfortunately, no genius here – he’s also on my other list)
Image 32,000+
(sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(great breasts!)
cloudy 30,000+ OMG!
(HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

koalabear 29,000+
ksmybuttons 27,000+
Morcheeba 27,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
(cunnilingun expert)
SaintPeter 23,000+
(one of the smartest GBers)
lovetoread 23,000+
phrodeau 20,000+

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
tortoise 18,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
(he wrote a story)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(another old timer)
Cade is Here 14,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
KravMaga 12,000+
(he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+

Wrong Element 8,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
Quoll 7,000+
LadyAria 7,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(way hot!)
Collette 4,000+
Soblue 4,000+
December 4,000+
(are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(obviously a friend of HS)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
MzChrista 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]
naughtycakes 1,000+
(a great writer and my favorite GBer)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)​

I sent no PM, but hey if I did, go ahead and post a screen shot of it.

You're pathetic.

 

[scouries]

[size=+2]Greetings and Goodbye GBers[/size]

Or perhaps adieu is better…until we meet again.

I entered your little world with trepidation last week…horror stories of the evil GBers bouncing around my head. You guys have quite a reputation in AHland and SFworld. After listening to AHers moan about you guys I was afraid I was about to become the sacrificial lamb.

But you know what? You guys aren’t that bad. In fact compared to some people I’ve met here on LITEROTICA you’re pretty good (except for that cunt HeavyStick). In fact Gabby and I even discussed moving here from AHland.

And I would except I’m afraid, at this stage of my career, I just can’t commit enough time to the GB galaxy. It wouldn’t be fair to you if I’m not able to fully participate. So for now I’ll stay in AHland and SFworld. But I’ll visit from time to time. Maybe take my vacation here.

Thank you all…it’s been a real treat.

And let me take this opportunity to wish all of you a


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HAPPY ST PADDY’S DAY

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james r scouries

p.s. and hey, if you’re looking for something great to read, click on SCOURIES WORLD below and you’ll be transported to an erotic nirvana…after reading a few of my stories you’ll probably want to make me one of your FAVORITE AUTHORS. Go ahead…I don't mind...

 

[naughtycakes]

so sayeth on of the 'smartest GBers, ever'!

I am sooo excited for you.

Yeah... well I'm "a great writer and (his) favorite GBer".... so there!

 

[P. B. Walker]

One of you dickstains owes me the 4 minutes it took to browse thru this thread. I want it back, now.


Oh yeah, and Stemp is a douchbag. If you didn't know that already, you don't know dick about the GB.

 

[HeavyStick]

One of you dickstains owes me the 4 minutes it took to browse thru this thread. I want it back, now.


Oh yeah, and Stemp is a douchbag. If you didn't know that already, you don't know dick about the GB.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are cuntagious.

 

[P. B. Walker]

That'll do pig, that'll do.

I just don't see the point to anyone arguing over the point that you are a dirtbag. Hell, you pretty much admit it don't ya? When you are being truthful anyway.

 

[breakwall]

One of you dickstains owes me the 4 minutes it took to browse thru this thread. I want it back, now.


Oh yeah, and Stemp is a douchbag. If you didn't know that already, you don't know dick about the GB.

who read you the big words?

 

[Saint Peter]

who read you the big words?

Like douchbag?

 

[breakwall]

Like douchbag?

Hey, Peej don't speak no french.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Like douchbag?

Jeez. You're blowing the smarter thing! It's two words: douche bag.

 

[breakwall]

Jeez. You're blowing the smarter thing! It's two words: douche bag.

He was referring to PJ.

 

[Saint Peter]

Jeez. You're blowing the smarter thing! It's two words: douche bag.

I used the PB spelling in the post above.

Sarcasm is an acquired taste.

 

[ksmybuttons]

He was referring to PJ.

Well, even when you combine the two words, you still need the 'e'.

Have you ever noticed that douche bags are always male? Who would have thought...

 

[Saint Peter]

He was referring to PJ.

She is a little sensitive about my title. I will change it.

 

[Image]

Whoa! How did I end up on this list? But it should be amended to reflect my 2 red "H"s.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I used the PB spelling in the post above.

Sarcasm is an acquired taste.

Well, in true "smart" fashion, you'd need to call him on being unable to spell.

And I have no knowledge of sarcasm. It's not in my vocabulary or practice.