And Fido makes three...

[cheerful_deviant]

A 25-year-old woman was arrested for assault in Bremerton, Wash., in December after fighting with her boyfriend in the shower over whether the man's dog could join them. The woman objected and said the arrangement would be a deal-breaker for their relationship, to which the boyfriend replied that he hoped his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more. At that, according to police, she punched him several times in the face, and in their struggle, he dislocated his shoulder. [KOMO Radio-AP (Seattle), 12-28-07]

I always keep in mind something that George Carlin said:

"Picture in your mind how strange the average person is. Now remember, half of them are stranger than that."

 

[jomar]

I am hoping the guy was just thinking of saving time and simply wanted to wash the dog. I want to believe that.

 

[Guest]

All I can envision is dog hair in the shower.

Ugh.

 

[3113]

I imagine the smell of wet dog alone would be something of a turn off...

 

[LLs Man]

"Why does it smell like wet dog in here?"

 

[Anne08]

I always keep in mind something that George Carlin said:

"Picture in your mind how strange the average person is. Now remember, half of them are stranger than that."

Isn't that the guy that wrote 'Brain Droppings' ?

 

[starrkers]

I am hoping the guy was just thinking of saving time and simply wanted to wash the dog. I want to believe that.

Conserving water, that's what it was about. *nods firmly, trying to convince herself*




Ewwwwww!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Isn't that the guy that wrote 'Brain Droppings' ?

Yes it is. A brilliant man in a weird, twisted kind of way.

 

[Anne08]

Yes it is. A brilliant man in a weird, twisted kind of way.

I loved that book

 

[lisa123414]

So, um Duckie, is your shoulder feeling better?

“How’s your goddamn dog?” – (quote from George Carlin, lest this is too obscure for the younger folk)

*runs and hides*

 

[TheEarl]

My baobei thinks that the dog was there for washing.

I wish I had that clean a mind.

The Earl

 

[fifty5]

I imagine the smell of wet dog alone would be something of a turn off...

The smell of dog (wet or dry) is one of two way devotion: love not lust...