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HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

Oh hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

I wonder if it would be possible in future for those of you on the list to e-mail or pm me when your POST TOTAL passes through the next thousand. This way I’ll be able to keep the list up to date.

Thanks,

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
V.P. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida
 
Grand_High_Poobah said:
Oh hi, it’s [size=+2]Fl[/size]abby again,

I wonder if it would be possible in future for those of you on the list to e-mail or pm me when your POST TOTAL passes through the next thousand. This way I’ll be able to keep the list up to date.

Thanks,
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Count on it.

And drop by when you write a story that does not suck.

hugs and kisses!
 
Grand_High_Poobah said:
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size],

You may not know me but I work under mr. s and he asked me to keep you people up to date. We were here once before you know but in the end our leaders,

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”,
​

decided that the best place for us was AH land and not here. We preferred the SF forum but what can you do?

ANYWAY HERE’S THE UPDATED LIST:

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

NOW 47 GBeRS and cloudy... 1070,000+ posts….3 stories written…

[size=+2]WE’VE HIT A MILLION!!!![/SIZE]​

The scariest thought is that Mr. LightBrain has ALTS and has perhaps made thousands more POSTS under another name.

secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida[/color]
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I have no idea who you are but you really are a wee bit self-involved with this stuff.

Who are you directing this post to and more importantly, why?
 
SaintPeter said:
I feel a war coming on.

:D:rolleyes::(:(:eek::heart::kiss:
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It's not worth it. The Story Feedback is a nice forum. scouries will get bored and go back to harassing the authors and their stories with unwarranted feedback and boosting his own.

He's the SF version of LT but dumber.
 
scouries said:
Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.

So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:

-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
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So?


-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
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What?

-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
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The Troops thank you for your respect and admiration.

-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
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So?

-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
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Men don't have "issues". We have major psychotic fucking hatreds. But yeah most men have an obsessive condition relating to that part of the female anatomy.

It's called being horny.

-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
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Could you be any more pathetically and pettily paranoid?

-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
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He's never written a story...you don't know that. He could've posted them under an alias. And if he hasn't, so what? Does that mean he can't post on the AH?

You might be surprised to learn this but there's a little thing we believe in around here called freedom of speech.

-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?
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So?

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!
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Okay...why did you replace the U and N with asterisks earlier then use the word with its proper spelling in the last paragraph?
 
Grand_High_Poobah said:
Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
V.P. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida
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You need to add Patient # 1, Literotica Psychiatric Insitute for the mentally disabled and comedically challenged to your title.

If the men in white coats don't hustle your stupid ass off the boards immediately, then we'll all know that the inmates are running the asylum.
 
Pardon the intrusion ;)

Just wanted to give everyone here a little heads up. Scouries has no conception of reality. Simple truth means nothing to him, and irrefutable proof that he's a delusional liar simply leads to him deleting his ramblings and scrolling anyone who calls him out off the page with innane lists.

Don't waste your time trying to talk sense into him. Just laugh at him or put him and his innumerable alts on ignore. He's a stain on the underpants of society, and not worth any serious effort.
 
Darkniciad said:
Pardon the intrusion ;)

Just wanted to give everyone here a little heads up. Scouries has no conception of reality. Simple truth means nothing to him, and irrefutable proof that he's a delusional liar simply leads to him deleting his ramblings and scrolling anyone who calls him out off the page with innane lists.

Don't waste your time trying to talk sense into him. Just laugh at him or put him and his innumerable alts on ignore. He's a stain on the underpants of society, and not worth any serious effort.
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If you have a list of said alts, that would be greatly appreciated.

~ signed,

King of the California Mafia and Ruler of my Undershorts.
 
HeavyStick said:
With college, work, working out and chronic masturbation I've had my hands full.

Supposedly I'm part of some evil plan to discredit scouries.
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Yep, being the Absolute Ruler of the Known Universe must be exhausting.

*laughing and laughing*

scouries does that all by itself.
 
Agent99 said:
You need to add Patient # 1, Literotica Psychiatric Insitute for the mentally disabled and comedically challenged to your title.

If the men in white coats don't hustle your stupid ass off the boards immediately, then we'll all know that the inmates are running the asylum.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Pot, meet kettle.

They're too busy trying to track down all the other asylum escapees - the ones like you who took over the General Board - to worry about small time crazies like Scouries or Poobah.
 
Le Jacquelope said:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Pot, meet kettle.

They're too busy trying to track down all the other asylum escapees - the ones like you who took over the General Board - to worry about small time crazies like Scouries or Poobah.
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Or you.

I told your "wife" and "kids" Hi since you never see them...... unless you accidentally download them.
 
Come to think of it, Scouries would fit right in here. Scouries has been rejected everywhere else, kind of like the rest of the GB. That includes you, Heavystick and Pookie. :)
 
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