HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[Soblue]

I'm trying, but I really don't understand what this thread is about.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.

So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:

-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!

Hmmmm. Heavystump launching unprovoked attacks on people.

I'm guessing Rosey Palm and her five sisters all ganged up and bitch slapped him again.

 

[Killswitch]

I'm trying, but I really don't understand what this thread is about.

I dont think anyone does.

Including but not limited to the thread starter.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh and Scouries + Heavystick = ideal potential married couple.

Go to the AH and research Scouries and you'll know what I mean.

 

[Emerald Eyed]

UPDATED LIST:

My new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

NOW 35 GBers…. 782,000+ posts….2 stories written…

The scariest thought is that Mr. LightBrain has ALTS and has perhaps made thousands more POSTS under another name.

HeavyStick 44,000+
(well, well, he emerged from under his rock did he?)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
phrodeau 20,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
Bluesboy2 41,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
morewickedfun 59,000+
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
raindancer 7,000+
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
Cade is Here 14,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
(he wrote a story)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
breakwall 42,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Collette 4,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(another AHland pretender – he’s on my other list)
SeanH 36,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av)
pookie 40,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]

Newbies:

Cheyenne 54,000+
(another fifty thousander)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(oh, I’ve heard of this guy, he also posted on my other thread, no genius here– he’s also on my other list)
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
LadyFunkenstein 19,000+​

james r scouries

whew, good thing my other ID doesnt count...

 

[Saint Peter]

whew, good thing my other ID doesnt count...

Which one(s)?

 

[Emerald Eyed]

Which one(s)?

Emerald_eyed


it is gone

 

[Saint Peter]

Emerald_eyed


it is gone

Just like the credit cards!

 

[Wrong Element]

I'm trying, but I really don't understand what this thread is about.

He's an AH'er. It's all above our mundane little heads.

Dude makes LT look interesting by comparison.

 

[Emerald Eyed]

Just like the credit cards!

Yay!!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Emerald_eyed


it is gone

ehm........ *guilty look*

 

[Emerald Eyed]

ehm........ *guilty look*

Did you alt that name???
LT.....darn it!!!


Ahhh, its ok...since it is you and all

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Did you alt that name???
LT.....darn it!!!


Ahhh, its ok...since it is you and all

Well, I used to have it. It was a while back.

 

[JustSkye]

Christ, what a stupid fucking thread.

Scouries comes here and stomps their feet and runs out?

I'll stand by Heavy any day.

 

[HeavyStick]

Oh and Scouries + Heavystick = ideal potential married couple.

Go to the AH and research Scouries and you'll know what I mean.

God you're a pathetic bitch. You have the balls to talk shit about me when you supposedly have me on ignore.

Do you remember the names of your wife and kids?

 

[December]

Scouries is a dude?? Far out, man.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Scouries is a dude?? Far out, man.

Misandrist.

 

[Guest]

*sob* I only have 8,000 posts.
Twenty-odd stories, 16 under this name.

This is terrible.

I should quit my life.

 

[cloudy]

He's an AH'er. It's all above our mundane little heads.

Dude makes LT look interesting by comparison.

Nope, not an AH'er by a long shot. His thread got moved to the AH by the dumbass SF forum mod.

We got bored with him rather quickly, which is why he's over here now. You'll get bored quick, too.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nope, not an AH'er by a long shot. His thread got moved to the AH by the dumbass SF forum mod.

We got bored with him rather quickly, which is why he's over here now. You'll get bored quick, too.

More cloudy on the GB and less whatshisname.

 

[KravMaga]

Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.


GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!

I don't know you or him....................

 

[cloudy]

More cloudy on the GB and less whatshisname.

'ello, darlin'.

 

[Sean]

Nope, not an AH'er by a long shot. His thread got moved to the AH by the dumbass SF forum mod.

We got bored with him rather quickly, which is why he's over here now. You'll get bored quick, too.

Wtf is SF???

'lo you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Wtf is SF???

'lo you.

Story Feedback.

 

[Guest]

its turning cloudy...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size],

You may not know me but I work under mr. s and he asked me to keep you people up to date. We were here once before you know but in the end our leaders,

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”,

​

decided that the best place for us was AH land and not here. We preferred the SF forum but what can you do?

ANYWAY HERE’S THE UPDATED LIST:

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

NOW 47 GBeRS and cloudy... 1070,000+ posts….3 stories written…

[size=+2]WE’VE HIT A MILLION!!!![/SIZE]​

The scariest thought is that Mr. LightBrain has ALTS and has perhaps made thousands more POSTS under another name.

HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
phrodeau 20,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
(its not our fault you have so few)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
morewickedfun 59,000+
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
raindancer 7,000+
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
Cade is Here 14,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
(he wrote a story)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
breakwall 42,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Collette 4,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(another AHland pretender – dumb as dirt - he’s on my other list)
SeanH 36,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av)
pookie 40,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]
Cheyenne 54,000+
(another fifty thousander)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(oh, I’ve heard of this guy, he also posted on my thread, no genius here – he’s also on my other list)
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
LadyFunkenstein 19,000+

newbies:

koalabear 29,000+
LadyAria 7,000+
naughtycakes 1,000+
(2 stories, 2 nice little titties)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(another old timer)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
VermillionSkye 42,000+
killallhippies 47,000+
(is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts?)
Soblue 4,000+
Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(another fifty thousander!!!)
Wrong Element 8,000+
December 4,000+
Quoll 7,000+
cloudy 30,000+ OMG!
(HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)​

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
V.P. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida