Isolated Blurt Thread

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm not supposed to do this!

I'm supposed to be on break!

Damn

 

[tickledkitty]

You're cute.

Isn't she? Freaking adorable.

 

[jomar]

HolyFuckingShitBlurt: Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck! She sheared me! She SHEARED me!!!
I'm an inch from G.I. Jane, people. And I have always wanted to shave my head, just once, to see how I felt about it, but you have to be ready for that stuff.
Holy effing twinkie toast, Batman.
SHE SHEARED ME. *mondo-bizarro freak-out sound, with various pathetic whimpering noises*

You got my haircut! Pictures!!!

 

[Belegon]

I'm not supposed to do this!

I'm supposed to be on break!

Damn

You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

 

[maggot420]

Isn't she? Freaking adorable.

Absolutely freakin adorable...
and a clever wit of which I have rarely seen the like.

 

[damppanties]

Only made it through two thirds of my exercise routine this morning. Can I count an orgasm for the rest?

This made me laugh out too hard. Thank you.

Of course I know what an abacus is. I just didn't understand what it had to do with screaming, or whatever.
It was Dampyspeak again. I got lost without a map legend, Your Grand Highness, and Ruler of All.

At this point, I don't know what it had to do with it either.

Alright. If the space/time continuum goes out for a smoke break and a parallel universe sneaks in to fiddle with the flowers, muss up everybody's freshly ironed clothing, and possibly rearrange their lives and Dampy decides she wants to smooch me, it's okay with me if you're there.
But I can't speak for her because she would probably kick my butt.

HolyFuckingShitBlurt: Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck! She sheared me! She SHEARED me!!!
I'm an inch from G.I. Jane, people. And I have always wanted to shave my head, just once, to see how I felt about it, but you have to be ready for that stuff.
Holy effing twinkie toast, Batman.
SHE SHEARED ME. *mondo-bizarro freak-out sound, with various pathetic whimpering noises*

SHOWWWWW!

We want to see. We want to SEEEEEEE!!!

Yes, that.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Being shy sucks when it finally comes time to start dating again.

I never got the hang of dating in the first place. Everyone always said no.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Bowling just decidedly more erotic.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

We're looking at wedding cakes

 

[FatDino]

We're looking at wedding cakes

I love tiramisu. And whip cream.


(hint, hint!)

 

[MagicaPractica]

I love tiramisu. And whip cream.


(hint, hint!)

Mmm, sounds good.

How about a chocolate kahlua cake?

 

[FatDino]

Mmm, sounds good.

How about a chocolate kahlua cake?

I shouldn't get drunk at a lesbian wedding. There are too many women there.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I shouldn't get drunk at a lesbian wedding. There are too many women there.

Cooked alcohol loses it's potency.

 

[FatDino]

Cooked alcohol loses it's potency.

Oi! You just took away my excuse!

I can't use 'I was drunk' as my way out now.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Oi! You just took away my excuse!

I can't use 'I was drunk' as my way out now.

Sure you can, I'll get you a long island ice tea and tell you it's a regular iced tea.

 

[starrkers]

That much drama and suffering would kill three people, let alone one
Tone it down a touch, love. People are starting to notice it's an act.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I shouldn't get drunk at a lesbian wedding. There are too many women there.

You're a lesbian???!!!

 

[FatDino]

Sure you can, I'll get you a long island ice tea and tell you it's a regular iced tea.

You don't have to tell me. You should tell the others.

You're a lesbian???!!!

I am.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I am.

*sigh* So much for that 'teeny little chance'.

 

[FatDino]

*sigh* So much for that 'teeny little chance'.

Sigh. Trust me. I really wish I wasn't into women. Things would be so much easier.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Are you guys ARGUEING about OUR cake?! *angry face*

only kidding!!

Poor Misty, everytime she suggests a cake, i meakly say 'its too busy...!' so she's afraid of showing me any more she likes now!

 

[rgraham666]

Sigh. Trust me. I really wish I wasn't into women. Things would be so much easier.

Wanna bet?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Poor Misty, everytime she suggests a cake, i meakly say 'its too busy...!' so she's afraid of showing me any more she likes now!

Too subtle?

http://www.cakehead.com/archives/Rainbow%20Cake.jpg​

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Too subtle?

http://www.cakehead.com/archives/Rainbow%20Cake.jpg​

we just giggled over that

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are you guys ARGUEING about OUR cake?! *angry face*

only kidding!!

Poor Misty, everytime she suggests a cake, i meakly say 'its too busy...!' so she's afraid of showing me any more she likes now!

Not arguing, just making suggestions.