chocolate party hats for your penis

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

I figure you'd want to be Trigger.
 
I love the viking helmet! :D And it's great that it's good quality chocolate. Would make great "take home" gifts for a bachelorette party.


Hmmmm. Maybe I could get Tort to play Indiana Jones with the other hat. ;)

you need to get him one for Steak and a Blow Job day!!
 
you need to get him one for Steak and a Blow Job day!!

Good idea! I won't see him until the 27th, though, so the hat had better not be missing by then. ;)


Unrelated: We're snowed in at my house so I just consoled myself by making a pan of the blondies...nom, nom, nom.
 
Good idea! I won't see him until the 27th, though, so the hat had better not be missing by then. ;)


Unrelated: We're snowed in at my house so I just consoled myself by making a pan of the blondies...nom, nom, nom.

Poor you, how much snow did you get. Was it a blizzard? Luckily all we have had so far is rain...heavy, heavy rain, though, they say tonight will end in sleet, freezing rain and a couple of inches of snow.
I don't know about you, but this has been one long ass winter and I am SO ready for it to be over!

mmmmmmm blondies!
 
Good idea! I won't see him until the 27th, though, so the hat had better not be missing by then. ;)

*laughs*

My cock just informed me that he will ONLY dress up for you. He appears to be quite... adamant about this policy. So, any penile wardrobe items you send will remain pristine until we get together.
 
Poor you, how much snow did you get. Was it a blizzard? Luckily all we have had so far is rain...heavy, heavy rain, though, they say tonight will end in sleet, freezing rain and a couple of inches of snow.
I don't know about you, but this has been one long ass winter and I am SO ready for it to be over!

mmmmmmm blondies!
We have a blizzard warning until 4pm, 40mph winds and will get about a foot of snow total. That's probably somewhat normal up North, but not for the Ohio valley area. We definitely aren't that well prepared for it. (I'm on a privately maintained road so I'm not going anywhere, at least over the weekend.) Fortunately, the little guy and I have lots of movies, snacks, and games to keep us occupied. :)
 
Yummy !

They are just delicious !


I want to get the cowboy hat one .... Yee-Haw! :D
 
That kind of chocolate can get you laid, man.

I don't need chocolate to get me laid...

And if it did actually get you laid, killswitch would blow all his snow shoveling money on it.. Hey wait, that might be a funny thing to watch.

Maybe it DOES get you laid.
 
I don't need chocolate to get me laid...

And if it did actually get you laid, killswitch would blow all his snow shoveling money on it.. Hey wait, that might be a funny thing to watch.

Maybe it DOES get you laid.

richard??

Richard????

will you be buying those cute little chocolate hats for your penis???? I'm not busy on Tuesday.
 
Just for giggles I ordered a couple of these, and they arrived in today's mail.

They're . . . *enormous*.

Way to make a guy feel inadequate.
 
$7.95 for ONE piece of chocolate?

Seriously?

I know sex toys are overpriced, but that's a bit ridiculous.
Well look at it this way, would you pay $7.95 to have your girlfriend, wife or SO look at your cock and want to lick it?

I would think most men would think it was worth it if it sparked her interest.
 
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