Cake Or Death!

[satindesire]

So in order to go along with the kink factor of the BDSM forum, I was thinking of making a thread celebrating the best comedians and stand up comics all around the world, who might have mentioned a few things that aren't in the 'mainstream' vanilla lifestyle.

I've seen a lot of Eddie Izzard's work and not even mentioning that he's a Faaaabulous male lesbian, (with a die hard fashion sense and KILLER legs) he's also side-splittingly hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY

And although sometimes Margaret Cho makes me wince and shudder, MOST of the time she's get-me-some-tissues-now-before-I-pass-out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tlHbZLahqok

I apologize for the crappy quality, it's the only one I could find on youtube. ^_^

Please introduce me and the rest of Literotica to your favorite comedians! Videos or audio of their best bits are more than welcome.

 

[ShyGuy68]

George Carlin is one of my favorites!!

Airline Announcements Part 1/2

Airline Announcements Part 2/2

 

[RJMasters]

Eddie Izzard is one of my all time favs.

 

[SweetGigi]

Eddie Izzard is one of my all time favs.

I second the motion. Izzard is amazing.

 

[Primalex]

http://www.justforlaughs.com/special/comediafr/?videoid=4009

 

[EmpressFi]

I second the motion. Izzard is amazing.

I third it. He is amazing.. I love the bit where he explains that he's an executive transvestite and how he likes girls. He's the first comedian to ever make me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

Malin and I quote him all the time.

 

[22Kitten]

Um death please!...oh no, I wanted cake.

 

[Homburg]

Eddie Izzard
Billy Connelly (though I've not seen him in years)
Jeff Dunham

 

[YourCaptor]

Jeff Dunham

I saw him live for 4 $

 

[myinnerslut]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...395&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4

jeff dunham, one hour and twenty minute comedy central special.

i him

peanut is my favorite

 

[YourCaptor]

Gabriel Iglesias

I have liked this guy for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLMSgbA-_9k

 

[EmpressFi]

Um death please!...oh no, I wanted cake.

ahhhh you said death first.. oh alright. Good thing we're the Church of England.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Of the current crop of comedians, I really am a fan of Carlos Mencia.

Richard Pryor was a hero.

And nobody, but nobody, will ever beat Jerry Clower for good ol' boy, down home, _clean_ humor.

 

[EmpressFi]

Of the current crop of comedians, I really am a fan of Carlos Mencia.

Richard Pryor was a hero.

And nobody, but nobody, will ever beat Jerry Clower for good ol' boy, down home, _clean_ humor.

Oh god.. I'd forgotten Jerry Clower.... so many memories flooding back

 

[Netzach]

Eddie Izzard definitely. Restores my faith in people's smarts. Love the colonial history routine "Do you have a flag?"

Stephen Colbert is the only reason I wish I had cable. Other than project runway.

Sarah Silverman in small doses, very small. Her songs are funnier than her routines are generally. "Give the Jew Girl Toys" is pretty great.

David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, but neither without the other.

I did see 'Shut up you fucking baby" in concert and what seemed kind of whiny and wannabe Lenny Bruce recording was downright incredible and cathartic laughs live.

I love Odenkirk's writing though - you can see it in any show he's ever touched. The "Ask Manson" on Stiller was his if ever anything was - it's totally out there absurd, kind of dada funny.

Speaking of which, my GOD I wish they'd put Cartoon Planet out on DVD.

And my favorite thing in a long time is the SNL DVD of Bob Smigel's cartoons. (Hint - Stephen Colbert is in there somewhere)

 

[Netzach]

First season Newharts, in a total contrast to all the above posted.

Suzanne Plechette, RIP.

 

[EmpressFi]

Eddie Izzard definitely. Restores my faith in people's smarts. Love the colonial history routine "Do you have a flag?"

That and "Oh you're a plumber. What on earrrth is that?"

actually, pretty much anything from "Dressed to Kill", is used for one-line fodder for Malin and I

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Al Murray and Dylan Moran are two of my favourites.

Izzard remains the king though.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Wow. Where have I been? I don't know any of those people. Except Stephen Colbert.

Added on my list of must watch/read.

 

[EmpressFi]

Izzard remains the king though.

He is my favorite.. he's smart, he's sexy, and he's British.... /drool

 

[naxalite0906]

I saw Eddie Izzard in NYC a few weeks ago when I was there, was a tiny theatre and he was brilliant. I laughed so hard when he stood there and just said "oh look, dust floating.... its as if it is saying 'FUCK YOU NEWTON!'"

He was amazing, and it was a real pleasure to see him in a tiny theatre like that.

I also love Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran (Ive seen them both live too, so you can be even more jealous now Velvet )
Needless to say, one of my all time favourite shows is "Black Books" which stars them both.
Bill bailey is not only good at telling jokes/funny stories, but he can also use music in a very funny way, as seen HERE (if you understand french, you will find it funnier too!)

Dylan moran just likes to rant, but is very funny doing it Like here....

I also like Bill Hicks, Chris Rock and George Carlin..

 

[callinectes]

For whatever reason I'm not real familiar tuned in with the newer comedians, I guess I'm getting old. Having said that, I do think Eddie Izzard is brilliant!

Geoff is right, Jerry Clower was great. So was Justin Wilson.

I loved Eddie Murphy's stand-up.

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Good stuff

Ron White, I don't know why but that "Drunk in Public" bit cracks me up everytime I hear it.

Bill Ingvall - way funnier than Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy

Yes, I have watched Blue Collar Comedy Tour too many times.

 

[Bandit58]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...395&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4

jeff dunham, one hour and twenty minute comedy central special.

i him

peanut is my favorite

I love Achmed!

"Silence!!! I keel you!!!"

 

[EmpressFi]

For whatever reason I'm not real familiar tuned in with the newer comedians, I guess I'm getting old. Having said that, I do think Eddie Izzard is brilliant!

Geoff is right, Jerry Clower was great. So was Justin Wilson.

I loved Eddie Murphy's stand-up.

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Good stuff

Ron White, I don't know why but that "Drunk in Public" bit cracks me up everytime I hear it.

Bill Ingvall - way funnier than Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy

Yes, I have watched Blue Collar Comedy Tour too many times.

I know for me.. the Drunk in Public bit.. is because of the way he says public... "Publi... CK"

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I saw Eddie Izzard in NYC a few weeks ago when I was there, was a tiny theatre and he was brilliant. I laughed so hard when he stood there and just said "oh look, dust floating.... its as if it is saying 'FUCK YOU NEWTON!'"

He was amazing, and it was a real pleasure to see him in a tiny theatre like that.

I also love Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran (Ive seen them both live too, so you can be even more jealous now Velvet )
Needless to say, one of my all time favourite shows is "Black Books" which stars them both.
Bill bailey is not only good at telling jokes/funny stories, but he can also use music in a very funny way, as seen HERE (if you understand french, you will find it funnier too!)

Dylan moran just likes to rant, but is very funny doing it Like here....

I also like Bill Hicks, Chris Rock and George Carlin..

Love Bill Bailey, this is a total classic. I'm also a big fan of Bill Hicks and have all the episodes of 'Black Books' on DVD.

And yes, I'm so jealous now. *sulks*