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scouries said:
Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.

So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:

-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!
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Newbies.
 
What a sweaty post. "Old timers are stinky! Wah!"

Heavy's alright. Whatever's up your pussy, dude -- douche.
 
Pookie said:
Shhhh. You'll wake her.
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For real? It's not one of his alts? Or maybe it's his mom posting. You know her name could be Mrs.Heavystick. Just because there's a Mrs.Heavystick posting doesn't mean we should automatically assume he's got a woman.
 
scouries said:
03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!
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Magnificunt
 
rosco rathbone said:
From what I saw of it, that scouries reader thread is hilarious. Perhaps there's entertainment value on the author board after all.
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It's good for lurking on and getting good stories.

I decided to blast scoury and "it" didn't like it.
 
scouries said:
Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.

So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:

-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!
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Oh yeah I forgot about you.

You need to do more research. I didn't post during my tour of duty, but given the quality of your stories I should expect equal quality in your investigative journalism skills.

As far as Miss Hynde and the Conformist (the moderator tolerating your shitty threads) go I have had no interaction with them. but oh.... KM, she has a fantastic set of tits on her and a gun enthusiast to boot. Anyway, KM hasn't been on the boards much lately and as far as my attacking you.... get the fuck over it, or stick your head in an oven. I won't lose sleep either way.

Now kindly go back to managing your alts to boost your story rating and degrading the story rating of honest authors.

I am not in collusion with any author or any other poster from the AH/SF.
 
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scouries said:
UPDATED LIST:

My new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

NOW 35 GBers…. 782,000+ posts….2 stories written…

The scariest thought is that Mr. LightBrain has ALTS and has perhaps made thousands more POSTS under another name.


HeavyStick 44,000+
(well, well, he emerged from under his rock did he?)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
phrodeau 20,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
Bluesboy2 41,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
morewickedfun 59,000+
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
raindancer 7,000+
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
Cade is Here 14,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
(he wrote a story)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
breakwall 42,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Collette 4,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(another AHland pretender – he’s on my other list)
SeanH 36,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av)
pookie 40,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]

Newbies:

Cheyenne 54,000+
(another fifty thousander)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(oh, I’ve heard of this guy, he also posted on my other thread, no genius here– he’s also on my other list)
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
LadyFunkenstein 19,000+​

james r scouries
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Dude, you have wayyyy too much time on your hands. Maybe you should be taking a couple writers' workshops to fine-tune your craft instead of compiling lists of GBers and their stories. Serously, your shit, it could use a lot of work... a lot
 
naughtycakes said:
Dude, you have wayyyy too much time on your hands. Maybe you should be taking a couple writers' workshops to fine-tune your craft instead of compiling lists of GBers and their stories. Serously, your shit, it could use a lot of work... a lot
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I am wondering how much weight it would take to sink this fool.
 
naughtycakes said:
Dude, you have wayyyy too much time on your hands. Maybe you should be taking a couple writers' workshops to fine-tune your craft instead of compiling lists of GBers and their stories. Serously, your shit, it could use a lot of work... a lot
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No kidding. I see more talent in the posts the people he listed fire off in rapid fashion than the work he apparently toils over.
 
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