HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[Guest]

That doesn't change the fact that he is lying scum.

Paranoiac meglomania, Blues...

I'll take care of him...
http://douglas.typepad.com/content/pink-tank.jpg

 

[Recidiva]

That doesn't change the fact that he is lying scum.

Although lying isn't particularly abnormal...

It's the way the lies are prosecuted that is so insanely overblown.

There are lots of lying scum, not as many people invest all their narcissistic energy into carpetbombing and alternately attempting to drop chocolate bars to win hearts and minds, and then turn right around and laugh about how poisoned they were.

Well. Yeah. Picked up on that. I have one as a souvenir, but I'd never actually eat one.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I often wonder what happened to killermuffin. A great writer. Funny. Irreverent and a creative flamer. Great temper tantrums. No one has matched her creativity.

Heavy was one of the original alt people. A military guy. I think the best thing posts were about his little, teeny, tiny dog wearing a diaper in "season". Big guy, little dog. An original killa...

 

[Cade Is Here]

The first rule about Scouries Club is we don't talk about Scouries Club.

However, not being in the actual club, the rules go like this:

1. Scouries is the Center Of All Universes, real or imagined.
2. Scouries is the bestest author ever, anywhere.
3. If anyone disagrees with 1 or 2, or if anyone gets a higher rating despite Scouries's insanely inflated votes and false advertising, there's clearly a conspiracy afoot.

lol...
Good to see you back

 

[Killswitch]

The first rule about Scouries Club is we don't talk about Scouries Club.

However, not being in the actual club, the rules go like this:

1. Scouries is the Center Of All Universes, real or imagined.
2. Scouries is the bestest author ever, anywhere.
3. If anyone disagrees with 1 or 2, or if anyone gets a higher rating despite Scouries's insanely inflated votes and false advertising, there's clearly a conspiracy afoot.

Well shes a good marketer.

Ive been here 5 years and never heard of her until ten minutes ago.

 

[Killswitch]

It says she is a He in it's profile.

lol

 

[Recidiva]

Well shes a good marketer.

Ive been here 5 years and never heard of her until ten minutes ago.

Him.

Write a story and get in the upper ratings list, enter a contest and win, or just hang out in the AH and make an offhand comment.

You'll catch on.

 

[Recidiva]

Here's a classic AH thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=515029&highlight=scouries+reader

I love the "DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD" in caps.

And the deleted posts...

Apparently the rest of us shouldn't exist at all.

But those are the rules of Scouries Club.

 

[Killswitch]

Him.

Write a story and get in the upper ratings list, enter a contest and win, or just hang out in the AH and make an offhand comment.

You'll catch on.

Dood I got over all that four years ago. For months I had one of the top ten hottest stories....2 in the top 30. Had consistent 4.9 and above.

600,000 reads each or some crap and I doubt I have ten votes.

It's painfully obvious why people get so many votes and it's extrordinarily creepy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nobody liked my Cowboy Bert poem. I did. Fucking great poem.



"dick in the dirt
Cowboy Bert
the Extrovert"


There is no better poetry.

 

[Recidiva]

Dood I got over all that four years ago. For months I had one of the top ten hottest stories....2 in the top 30. Had consistent 4.9 and above.

600,000 reads each or some crap and I doubt I have ten votes.

It's painfully obvious why people get so many votes and it's extrordinarily creepy.

Yes, which is the basic theme.

Sad to realize that those who want to write for fun are going to be accused of cheating themselves and trolled into exasperation, but there you go.

Nature of the beast.

And a usual topic of interest on the AH if not usually the GB.

Most of the people in the GB don't know there even ARE stories, much less tried to write one and then been one-bombed into oblivion.

And competitions are something to see.

 

[morewickedfun]

Nobody liked my Cowboy Bert poem. I did. Fucking great poem.



"dick in the dirt
Cowboy Bert
the Extrovert"


There is no better poetry.

I LOVE this poem.

 

[Saint Peter]

I LOVE this poem.

It was the high point and low point of my poet phase.

 

[morewickedfun]

It was the high point and low point of my poet phase.

*grabs you
Make no excuses.
*kisses you
dirty mouthed fucker.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Here's a classic AH thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=515029&highlight=scouries+reader

I love the "DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD" in caps.

And the deleted posts...

Apparently the rest of us shouldn't exist at all.

But those are the rules of Scouries Club.

My favorite part is the "for fans and serious scholars." Thank God someone recognizes my patient labors on the concordance and variorum editions of Scouries' ouvre.

kiss:. You're here. )

 

[breakwall]

With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

This is fucking classic.

 

[Recidiva]

My favorite part is the "for fans and serious scholars." Thank God someone recognizes my patient labors on the concordance and variorum editions of Scouries' ouvre.

kiss:. You're here. )

Popcorn worthy.

But Scouries goes stale faster than popcorn, and is overly salty.

It's the complete inability to have any insight or learn anything that is astonishing. Every now and then I have to check back in and marvel at the time frame involved.

I'm hoping for Caramel Scouries some day.

Lovely to see you!

 

[Guest]

This is fucking classic.

Hey, you.

BOOM!

 

[ksmybuttons]

This is fucking classic.

Heavy classic. Cunt-huh.

 

[rosco rathbone]

From what I saw of it, that scouries reader thread is hilarious. Perhaps there's entertainment value on the author board after all.

 

[Faneros]

Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.

So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:

-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!

He is also a homosexual

 

[breakwall]

Hey, you.

BOOM!

Nice tank!

You're one of the guys, now.

 

[breakwall]

From what I saw of it, that scouries reader thread is hilarious. Perhaps there's entertainment value on the author board after all.

I posted on it.

Oops!

 

[rosco rathbone]

"...They were splashing in the surf, laughing as they kicked sprays of salty droplets on each other, brazenly presenting their firm, naked young bodies to everyone on the beach like dancing strippers might in some dingy nudie club. My eyes were just two of hundreds that were following the antics of these tall, golden haired, high breasted frauleins...."

Either the self-promotion thing is tongue-in-cheek or this scouries has a strangely inflated sense of his/her merits.

 

[breakwall]

"...They were splashing in the surf, laughing as they kicked sprays of salty droplets on each other, brazenly presenting their firm, naked young bodies to everyone on the beach like dancing strippers might in some dingy nudie club. My eyes were just two of hundreds that were following the antics of these tall, golden haired, high breasted frauleins...."

Either the self-promotion thing is tongue-in-cheek or this scouries has a strangely inflated sense of his/her merits.

frauleins?

I thought calling women that went out with Hogan's Heroes.